5 Zombie Lunch Lady

ZOMBIE LUNCH LADY

僵尸午餐女士

On Wednesday and Thursday, Virginia Dare School read books. Funny books. Mystery books. Adventure books. Kids read at lunch. They read at recess. They read at after-school care. Even between soccer games and piano lessons. Stink read to Toady. Stink read to Astro. Stink read for one hundred eighty-seven minutes in just two days! At last it was Friday: Read to a Zombie Day! Stink ran downstairs. He popped a waffle into the toaster. "Where's my lunch?" he asked Mom, looking for his lunch box. "I'll have anything but baloney, please." "I, uh, thought you and Judy could get hot lunch today," said Mom. "I left some money on the

周三和周四，弗吉尼亚戴尔学校读书。 有趣的书。神秘的书。 冒险的书。孩子们在午餐时读书。 他们在课间休息时读书。他们在课后托儿所读书。 即使是在足球比赛和钢琴课之间。 臭臭读给癞蛤蟆听。臭臭读给阿斯特罗听。 臭小子两天读了187分钟！终于到了星期五：为僵尸朗读日！臭臭跑下楼。 他把一块华夫饼塞进烤面包机。 “我的午餐呢？”他一边找他的午餐盒，一边问妈妈。 “除了胡言乱语，我什么都要。” “我，呃，以为你和朱迪今天可以吃到热午餐，”妈妈说。 “我落了些钱在

table." "Aw, Mom. You know I hate hot lunch. The lunch lady always makes me take mountains of spinach and piles of wrinkly old carrots." "It won't hurt you to eat school lunch just this once. Who knows? Maybe today will be your lucky day and they'll serve something really interesting." "You mean like mini cupcakes with no sneaky carrots in them? And no raisins?" "Remember how we talked about eating more fruit, Stink?" "Bus. Bye!" said Stink. He grabbed the money, gave Mom a kiss, and ran out the door.

表。”“噢,妈妈。你知道我讨厌热午餐。 午餐小姐总是让我吃成堆的菠菜和成堆皱巴巴的老胡萝卜。” “吃一次学校午餐对你没什么坏处。 谁知道呢?也许今天是你的幸运日，他们会提供一些非常有趣的东西。” “你是说那种没有胡萝卜的迷你纸杯蛋糕吗？” 没有葡萄干吗？”“臭臭，还记得我们说过要多吃水果吗？”“公共汽车。 再见！”臭臭说。他抓起钱，给了妈妈一个吻，然后跑出了门。

Stink read Dr. Decay and the Zombies of Doom all the way to the bus stop. He read it on the bus. He read it in the hall on the way to Room 2D. "Hey, Zink!" somebody called. "Talk. Bad. Read. Good!" said Stink. Morning announcements. "Attention zecondand zird-graders," said the principal. "Are you ready to read to a zombie? Only six thousand four hundred ninety-three minutes to go! Please make your way down to the K-1 classrooms. Let's get reading!"

臭臭一路读着《腐烂博士和末日僵尸》去车站。 他在公共汽车上看的。他在去2D房间的路上，在大厅里读了这封信。 “嘿，辛克！”有人喊道。 ”说话。坏的。阅读。太好了！” 早上通知。“二年级和三年级学生请注意，”校长说。 “你准备好给僵尸读书了吗？” 只剩六千四百九十三分钟了！请往下走到小学一年级教室。 我们开始读书吧！”

"I read two hundred forty-seven minutes so far this week," Sophie told Stink. "Way to go!" said Stink. "Now there's only six thousand four hundred ninety-nine minus two hundred and forty-seven minutes to go!" When Class 2D got to the kindergarten classroom, twenty-two little green-faced zombies sat cross-legged on carpet squares. There were zombie princesses and ballerinas, pirates and astronauts. Stink sat down next to a boy named Zack in a train outfit. "I'm Thomas the Tank Zombie," said the boy. "I like your costume," said Stink. "I never saw a zombie train before." Zack nodded. Stink started to read. He read The Very Hungry Zombie Caterpillar. It was just like The Very Hungry Caterpillar, only he threw in the word zombie a lot. And at the end, the caterpillar ate a brain instead of a green leaf.

“到目前为止，这个星期我读了247分钟。”苏菲对臭臭说。 “干得好！”臭臭说。“现在只剩下六千四百九十九减去二百四十七分钟了！”当二班到达幼儿园教室时，22个绿脸小僵尸盘腿坐在地毯上。 有僵尸公主和芭蕾舞演员，海盗和宇航员。 臭臭坐在一个穿火车装的男孩扎克旁边。 “我是坦克僵尸托马斯，”男孩说。 “我喜欢你的服装，”臭臭说。 “我从没见过僵尸火车” 扎克点点头。臭臭开始念道。 他读了《饥饿的僵尸毛毛虫》。 就像《非常饥饿的毛毛虫》一样，只是他经常加入僵尸这个词。 最后，毛毛虫吃了一个大脑而不是一片绿叶。

Riley Rottenberger went to get more books from the library. When she came back, she whispered to Heather Strong. Heather whispered to Webster.

莱利·罗滕伯格去图书馆拿更多的书。 当她回来的时候，她低声对希瑟·斯特朗说。 希瑟小声对韦伯斯特说。