4 Curse of the Zombie Baloney

CURSE OF THE ZOMBLE BALONEY

僵尸的诅咒

Sophie and Webster came over. Stink was sitting on the floor with Toady in his lap. He fed his toad two freeze-dried mealworms. "I brought face paint," said Sophie. "So we can practice zombie makeup." "I brought bloodshot eyeballs," said Webster. "They're really for bike spokes but we can glue them onto stuff." "And I have tofu, erasers, and Silly Putty," Stink told them. "Stuff that looks like brains. And glow- in-the-dark gummy worms for maggots crawling all over us." Sophie shivered. Webster decided to dress like a zombie soccer player. Sophie was going to be a zombie Girl Scout. Stink could not decide on a costume.

索菲和韦伯斯特过来了。 臭臭坐在地板上，癞蛤蟆坐在他的腿上。 他给蟾蜍喂了两条冻干的粉虫。 “我带来了脸上的颜料。”苏菲说。 “这样我们就可以练习僵尸化妆了。” “我带来了充血的眼球，”韦伯斯特说。 “它们实际上是用于自行车辐条的，但我们可以把它们粘在其他东西上。” “我还有豆腐、橡皮擦和橡皮泥。”臭臭告诉他们。 “看起来像大脑的东西。 还有能在黑暗中发光的软糖蠕虫，让蛆爬在我们身上。” 索菲娅颤抖。韦伯斯特决定穿得像个僵尸足球运动员。 苏菲要当僵尸女童子军了。 臭臭决定不了要穿什么戏服。

"It has to be scary. And creepy." He opened his lunch box. He took a bite of leftover baloney sandwich and ketchup. Toady croaked. Stink's elbow knocked over the puppet that was sitting on his desk chair. The puppet had great big glarey eyes, creepy red lips, and scary eyebrows. And it was wearing a tuxedo. Sophie picked up the puppet. "You could dress up like this doll. He's creepy." "Charlie's not a doll. He's a dummy. A ventriloquist dummy." "A whosie whatsit dummy?" asked Webster.

“它必须是可怕的。和令人毛骨悚然。” 他打开他的午餐盒。他咬了一口吃剩的培根三明治和番茄酱。 今天死掉。臭臭的胳膊肘打翻了坐在他办公椅上的木偶。 这个木偶有一双炯炯有神的大眼睛，令人毛骨悚然的红唇和吓人的眉毛。 它穿着燕尾服。 索菲拿起木偶。 “你可以打扮成这个娃娃。 他令人毛骨悚然。”“查理不是娃娃。 他是个笨蛋。一个会口技的假人。” 韦伯斯特问：“谁，什么，笨蛋？”

"Ven-tril-o-quist. You know, like a guy with a puppet who can throw his voice. See, I make Charlie talk without moving my lips." "Let's see!" said Webster. Stink sat Charlie on his knee. "I may be a dummy," said Charlie, "but I'm not dumb." His head snapped back and forth. His mouth clacked open and shut. "And I'm not afraid of zombies." Sophie cracked up. "I saw your lips move," Webster said, pointing at Stink. "Hey, let's zombify Charlie!" said Stink. Stink dropped his baloney sandwich. Plop! Out fell the baloney. Toady hopped out of his lap. Stink took out scissors and cut Charlie's tux to shreds. Sophie painted Charlie's face green, with black circles under his eyes and drips of red blood. Webster stuck a big gob of chewed-up ABC gum on Charlie's head for brains.

“Ven-tril-o-quist。你懂的，就像一个人带着一个会变声的木偶。 看，我不用动嘴唇就能让查理说话。” “让我看看！”韦伯斯特说。 臭小子让查理坐在他的膝盖上。 “我也许是个笨蛋，”查理说，“但我不笨。” 他的头前后摇晃着。 他的嘴开了又闭。 “我也不怕僵尸。” 索菲大笑起来。“我看到你的嘴唇在动，”韦伯斯特指着臭臭说。 “嘿，我们把查理变成僵尸吧！”臭臭说。 臭臭掉了他的火腿三明治。 扑通一声地!废话掉了出来。 癞蛤蟆从他腿上跳了下来。 臭小子拿出剪刀，把查理的晚礼服剪成了碎片。 苏菲把查理的脸涂成绿色，黑眼圈和红色的血滴。 韦伯斯特在查理的头上粘了一大口嚼过的ABC口香糖当脑子。

Stink held up Charlie. "Me. Zombie." "He's a little scary," said Sophie. "Toady's scared, too. Look at him go!" Toady hopped across the rug, heading straight for the baloney.

臭味挡住了查理。”我。 僵尸。”“它有点吓人。”苏菲说。 “蛤蟆也害怕了。看他走吧！”癞蛤蟆跳过地毯，径直向腊肠走去。

"Spooky!" said Webster, shaking off a chill. "Charlie's like the dummy in that freaky old movie. The one where he hides in the kid's closet?" "Yipes. I think I have auto-ma-ton-o-phobia," said Stink. "What's that?" asked Sophie and Webster. "Fear of dummies. No lie." All of a sudden, Stink heard a creepy sound. The heater hissed. A clock ticked. The pipes moaned. The light buzzed. Pop! Stink saw a flash, and the light on his desk lamp burned out. The room went dark. "Aagh!" Stink tossed Charlie up in the air and jumped up to flick on the overhead light. "Look! Charlie! Zombie!" said Webster in a shaky voice, huddling in the corner. Sophie gasped. Charlie was sitting on Stink's race-car bed, head backward, one black and bloody eye open. Webster leaned in closer. "Did he just say something?" "Did who just say something?" Stink asked. "Charlie."

“太可怕了！”韦伯斯特说着，甩掉了身上的寒意。 “查理就像那部可怕的老电影里的假人。 他藏在孩子衣橱里的那个？””呀。 我想我有自动恐惧症。”臭臭说。 “那是什么？”索菲和韦伯斯特问。 “害怕假人。没有说谎。” 突然，臭臭听到了令人毛骨悚然的声音。 加热器发出嘶嘶声。时钟滴答作响。 管道发出呻吟声。灯发出嗡嗡声。 流行!臭臭看见一道闪光，他的台灯熄灭了。 房间里一片漆黑。“Aagh !”臭臭把查理抛向空中，然后跳起来打开顶灯。 “看!查理!僵尸！”韦伯斯特缩在角落里，声音颤抖地说。 索菲娅气喘吁吁地说。查理坐在臭臭的赛车床上，头朝后，睁着一只又黑又血的眼睛。 韦伯斯特靠得更近了。“他刚才是不是说了什么？”“刚才谁说什么了？”臭问道。 “查理”。