3 What About BOB

WHAT ABOUT B.O.B.?

b.o.b呢？

At school on Tuesday, Stink tapped Sophie of the Elves on the shoulder. "Hey, So—" Sophie turned around. She had smears and smudges of green all over her face. And green streaks in her hair. "Why is your face green?" Stink asked. "Face paint," said Sophie. "I couldn't get it all off." "Why were you wearing green face paint?" "Zombie," Sophie whispered, and turned back around. Stink almost jumped out of his seat. "Zombie! You're into zombies, too?" "Of corpse," said Sophie. "Shh! Mrs. D.'s looking. Talk later."

星期二在学校，臭臭拍了拍小精灵的索菲的肩膀。 “嘿，那么——”苏菲转过身来。 她的脸上满是绿色的污迹。 还有她头发上的绿条纹。 “为什么你的脸是绿色的？”臭问道。 “脸上的颜料。”苏菲说。 “我没法把它都脱下来。” “你脸上为什么涂着绿色的油漆？”“僵尸。”索菲小声说，然后转过身来。 臭臭几乎从座位上跳了起来。 “僵尸!你也喜欢僵尸？”“尸体。”索菲说。 “嘘!D太太。的寻找。待会儿再谈。”

At lunch, Stink and Webster sat across from Sophie. Stink took out his baloney sandwich. With ketchup. "Welcome to the vomiteria," said Sophie. Stink and Webster cracked up. "Wouldn't it be weird if all of a sudden the cafeteria served brains?" Suddenly Stink's pink baloney and red ketchup did not look so good. "Freaky-zeaky," said Stink. He munched on a dried apple instead. Sophie opened her lunch box. She took out one cheese sandwich, carrot sticks, a box of raisins, and a... zombie! "Meet Zombalina!" said Sophie. Stink and Webster stared at a four-inch fairy with a ghost-white face, black-rimmed eyes, and freaked-out hair. Her skirt was made of bloodstreaked Band-Aids. "What happened to Blossomina, Rider of Unicorns and Friend to All Elves, who rids the world of evil sprites?"

午餐时，臭臭和韦伯斯特坐在苏菲对面。 臭臭拿出他的熏肠三明治。 加蕃茄酱。“欢迎来到vomiteria。”苏菲说。 臭臭和韦伯斯特大笑起来。 “如果自助餐厅突然供应大脑，那不是很奇怪吗？”突然间，臭臭的粉色香肠和红色番茄酱看起来不那么好了。 “怪极了。”臭臭说。 他吃了一个干苹果。 索菲打开她的午餐盒。 她拿出一个奶酪三明治、胡萝卜条、一盒葡萄干和一个…… 僵尸!“这是僵尸！”苏菲说。 臭臭和韦伯斯特盯着一个四英寸高的仙女，她的脸像鬼一样白，眼睛黑黑的，头发乱蓬蓬的。 她的裙子是用带血的创可贴做成的。 “独角兽骑士和所有精灵的朋友，为世界清除邪恶精灵的朵花娜后来怎么样了？”

"Sprites, schmites," said Sophie. "Blossomina is Zombalina now!" "Since when?" "Since I read Nightmare on Zombie Street Books One and Two this weekend."

“精灵，笨蛋。”索菲说。 “朵花现在是僵尸了！”“什么时候?”“因为我这周末读了《僵尸街的噩梦》第一、二册。”

"Do you know about the Midnight Zombie Walk at the Blue Frog Bookstore this Saturday?" asked Webster. "Why do you think I have green paint on my face? I've been trying to figure out a zombie costume to wear." Riley Rottenberger butted in. "I'm going as a prom queen zombie." "Do you even know what a zombie is?" Stink asked. "It's like a princess," said Riley, "only she wears black instead of pink." "A dead princess," said Sophie. "Do we have enough money for the books yet?" Webster asked Stink. "Let's see." Stink ticked it off on his fingers. "We have four dollars from Missy, ten dollars from your birthday money, my five-dollar-off coupon..." "That's not enough for two books," said Sophie. "Plus the two dollars we got in quarters if we don't pay Judy back, plus the one dollar we put in the dish. If you count in my allowance, that's more than twenty-five dollars and ninety-eight cents."

“你知道这个星期六在蓝蛙书店举行的午夜僵尸漫步活动吗？”韦伯斯特问。 “你以为我脸上为什么有绿色的油漆？” 我一直在想穿什么僵尸服装。” 莱利·罗滕伯格插嘴了。 “我要扮成舞会皇后僵尸” “你知道僵尸是什么吗？”臭问道。 “就像一个公主，”莱利说，“只不过她穿的是黑色而不是粉红色。” “一个死去的公主。”索菲说。 “我们有足够的钱买书吗？”韦伯斯特问臭臭。 “让我们看看。”臭小子在他的手指上勾了勾。 “我们有米西给的4美元，你生日给的10美元，我的5美元折扣券……” “这些钱不够买两本书的。”苏菲说。 “加上如果我们不还朱迪的钱，我们就能得到两美元，再加上我们在盘子里放的一美元。 如果算上我的零用钱，那就不止25美元98美分了。”

"Yesss! We are so there!" said Webster. Just then, the principal came into the lunchroom. "Boys and girls," said Ms. Tuxedo. "I have some exciting news. We just reached nine hundred seventy-six thousand four hundred thirty-three minutes of reading!" The cafeteria exploded with clapping and cheering. "Only twenty-three thousand five hundred sixty- seven more minutes to go. Now, I know many of you have been reading the Zombie series, and there's a new one coming out on Saturday, so I would like to declare this Friday Read to a Zombie Day."

“——啊!我们在那里！”韦伯斯特说。 就在这时，校长走进了午餐室。 “孩子们。” 燕尾服。“我有一些令人兴奋的消息。 我们刚刚达到了九十七万六千四百三十三分钟的阅读时间！”食堂里爆发出热烈的掌声和欢呼声。 “只剩下23567分钟了。 现在，我知道你们中的很多人都在阅读僵尸系列，周六有一部新作品要出来，所以我想宣布这个星期五为僵尸阅读日。”