斯丁莫迪 · 6 Stink and the Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling SmackKdown
Yack Buster Deluxe 6xm
牦牛巴斯特豪华6米
On the bus, Shark Hammersmash thumb-wrestled Rocky and Frank. In the boys' room, Shark Hammersmash thumb-wrestled Skunk. The Shark went down one, two, three times. At morning recess, at lunch, and on the playground, Shark Hammersmash thumb-wrestled Riley Rottenberger (still rotten), Heather Strong (who really was strong), and some first-grader named Johnson Splink (no lie). The Shark took a beating every time. In class, Mrs. D. was teaching about money. Dollars and cents. Quarters, dimes, and nickels. She passed out trays of fake paper money and plastic coins. "Pair up with your partner and help each other make correct change. I'll be in the hall hanging artwork. So I'm going to turn on the Yack Buster Deluxe." Not the Yack Buster Deluxe! The Yack Buster Deluxe 6XM was a stoplight in the corner of the room. When Class 2D kept their voices low, the light stayed green. If they started to get noisy, the light turned yellow. If they got way too noisy, the stoplight turned red. In the deluxe model, a siren even went off.
在公共汽车上,大锤鲨用拇指和洛奇和弗兰克摔跤。 在男生的房间里,鲨鱼锤击和臭鼬大拇指摔跤。 鲨鱼号沉了一次,两次,三次。 在早上的课间休息、午餐和操场上,“鲨鱼锤击”和莱利·罗滕伯格(仍然很烂)、希瑟·斯特朗(她真的很强壮)以及一个叫约翰逊·斯普林克的一年级学生(没有说谎)进行拇指摔跤。 鲨鱼每次都输得很惨。 在课堂上,d夫人正在讲授有关金钱的知识。 美元和美分。2角5分,1角和5分。 她发了几盘假纸币和塑料硬币。 和你的伴侣结成一组,互相帮助做出正确的改变。 我会在大厅里挂艺术品。 所以我要打开豪华版的Yack Buster。” 不是豪华版的Yack Buster !那台6XM豪华版的Yack Buster是房间角落里的一个红绿灯。 当2D班的学生压低声音时,灯光就会保持绿色。 如果他们开始吵起来,灯就会变成黄色。 如果他们太吵了,红绿灯就会变红。 在豪华版中,警笛甚至还响了。
Stink Moody did NOT have a good track record with the Yack Buster Deluxe 6XM. Once he'd dropped his math book and the siren had gone off. Another time he fell off his chair and the siren went cuckoo. Woo-oo-woo! Mrs. D. turned on the machine. The green light blinked. The red light was not lit up, but it stared at Stink like a black eye waiting to happen. As soon as Mrs. D. left the room, Stink said to Sophie, "Let's thumb-wrestle." "Thumb-wrestle? I don't know how." Thunderation! The Shark had found his bait. Stink would beat the pants off Sophie in a mini smackdown. No problemo! "I'll show you," said Stink. "In the middle of math class?"
臭穆迪没有良好的记录与Yack Buster豪华6XM。 有一次他的数学书掉在地上,警笛响了。 还有一次,他从椅子上摔了下来,警报器响了。 Woo-oo-woo !d夫人打开了机器。 绿灯在闪烁。红灯没有亮,但它盯着臭臭,就像一个黑眼睛等着发生一样。 d太太一离开房间,臭臭就对索菲说:“我们来扳拇指吧。” “Thumb-wrestle ?我不知道怎么做。” Thunderation !鲨鱼找到了他的诱饵。 臭臭会把苏菲打得屁滚尿流的。 !影片完全没有异议“我给你看。”臭臭说。 “在数学课上?”
"It only takes two seconds." Two seconds to crush you, Stink thought. Stink taught Sophie how to lock hands. Stink taught Sophie the rules. Stink taught Sophie to say, "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" "I don't like war games." "It's not really war," said Stink. "It's wrestling. Think of it like a sport." "Then why did you say war?" "It rhymes with four," said Stink. "S'more rhymes with four," said Sophie. "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb s'more!"
“只需要两秒钟。” 两秒钟就能碾碎你,臭臭想。 臭臭教会了苏菲如何握手。 臭臭教会了苏菲规则。 臭臭教苏菲说:“一、二、三、四,我宣布拇指大战!”“我不喜欢战争游戏。” “这不是真正的战争,”臭臭说。 “这是摔跤。把它想象成一项运动。” “那你为什么要说战争?”“它和四押韵,”臭臭说。 “S‘more和’ 4 '押韵。”索菲说。 “一,二,三,四,我宣布一个大拇指!”
The S'more Showdown began. Stink thumbwrestled with all his might, but Sophie pinned him flat for three counts in no time. He was a s'more, all right. A smushed-flat marshmallow. "Go again," said Stink. Stink bit his tongue. Stink tried not to think of s'mores. Class 2D forgot all about the Yack Buster Deluxe 6XM. "Smash her down, Shark!" yelled the boys. "Watch out for the Marshmallow-izer!" said the girls. Sophie took Stink down again. "Just call me Sophie of the Thumbs." "Best out of three?" Stink asked. Nobody was doing math. Nobody was counting fake money. The room got loud. The room got louder. "Get the butter— you're toast!" yelled the boys. "Prepare to die, Shark Hammersmash!" the girls yelled back. The Yack Buster's yellow light came on, blazing bright as the sun. Nobody noticed. The Yack Buster's red light came on. Nobody stopped.
S'more摊牌开始了。 臭拇指用尽全身力气搏斗,但索菲很快就把他压扁了三次。 他是一个'more,好吧。 软软的棉花糖。 “再去一次。”臭臭说。臭气咬着他的舌头。 臭臭尽量不去想棉花糖。 2D班忘记了Yack Buster豪华6XM。 “把它砸下来,鲨鱼!”男孩们喊道。 “小心棉花糖机!”女孩们说。 索菲又把臭臭带了下来。 “就叫我拇指的苏菲吧。” “三局两胜?”臭问道。 没有人在做数学。没人在数假币。 房间里很吵。房间里的声音越来越大。 “拿黄油来——你完蛋了!”男孩们喊道。 “准备去死吧,鲨鱼锤锤!”女孩们喊道。 灭牦牛人的黄灯亮了起来,像太阳一样明亮。 没有人注意到。“牦牛杀手”的红灯亮了。 没有人停了下来。
Woo-oo-woo! The Yack Buster's siren went off, louder than a smoke alarm. Louder than a fire truck. "Make it stop!" Stink yelled. "Before we get in mucho trouble!" Stink raced over to the Yack Buster. He could not find the off button.
Woo-oo-woo !“牦牛杀手”的警报器响了,比烟雾报警器还响。 比消防车还响。“让它停下来!”臭喊道。 “在我们惹上大麻烦之前!”臭臭跑到牦牛克星那里。 他找不到关机按钮。
