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Yeti Alert!

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"Please?" Stink begged. "Pretty please with Screamin' Mimi's ice cream on top?" "Forget it. I'm not going to thumb-wrestle. Mom and Dad said you have to play a sport." "Thumb-wrestling is on the sports channel. Thumb-wrestling has all three S's: Strength, stamina, and strategy." "Do you even know what that means?" Judy asked. "Hel-lo! I read the S encyclopedia." "Trust me, Stink. Mom and Dad are not going to go for thumb-wrestling." "That's why I have to wow them with my amazing skill. For serious. If I practice a bunch, I can win the Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling Thmackdown." "Thorry," Judy teased. "I have homework." She bounced a bouncy ball off the wall. "Homework? You're just bouncing a ball."

“好吗?”臭乞求道。“很高兴在上面放上尖叫咪咪的冰淇淋？”“算了吧。 我不会玩拇指摔跤的。 爸爸妈妈说你必须做一项运动。” “体育频道正在播拇指摔跤。 拇指摔跤需要三个S：力量、耐力和策略。” “你知道那是什么意思吗？”朱迪问。 “Hel-lo !我读过美国百科全书。” “相信我，臭臭。妈妈和爸爸不会去玩拇指摔跤的。” “这就是为什么我必须用我惊人的技能让他们惊叹。 为严重。如果我多练习，我就能赢得终极拇指摔跤比赛。” “对不起，”朱迪揶揄道。“我有家庭作业。” 她把一个弹跳球弹到墙上。 “家庭作业吗?你只是在弹一个球。”

"I'm counting how many times I can bounce it off the wall— 107, 108, 109— without dropping it. Like a science experiment."

“我在数我能把它从墙上弹多少次——107次、108次、109次——而不掉下来。 就像一个科学实验。”

"Your science experiment could be to see how many times you can beat your little brother at thumb-wrestling." "Stink. You're wrecking my concentration." Stink did not stop talking. "Did you know that thumb-wrestling goes way-way-way back to the time of the Romans?" "Uh-huh. 110, 111, 112, 113." "Back then, they thumb-wrestled in a big stadium. Bazillions of people came to watch." "Uh-huh." 114, 115, 116 "And they thumb-wrestled to the death." Judy stopped bouncing the ball. "That is SO not true. People don't die from thumb-wrestling." "They wrestled to the death... of the thumb. You were the loser when your thumbnail turned all black and gross and fell off. Then the winner took the gross thumbnail and ran around the arena with it. The crowds went wild and yelled, 'All hail the thumbnail.'" "Stink, you lie like a guy with a booger in his eye." "Nah-uh. I swear." He held up his left thumb. "Thumb-wrestler's honor. Now that you know

“你的科学实验可以是看看你能在拇指摔跤比赛中打败你弟弟几次。” “臭。你让我无法集中注意力。” 臭臭没有停止说话。 “你知道吗，拇指摔跤可以追溯到很久很久以前的罗马时代？”“嗯。 110、111、112、113。”“那时候，他们在一个大体育场里进行拇指摔跤。 成千上万的人来观看。” “嗯。”114,115,116“他们就用大拇指摔跤，直到死。” 朱迪不再拍球了。 “这完全不是真的。人们不会因为拇指摔跤而死。” “他们扭打致死…… 大拇指。当你的拇指指甲又黑又恶心然后掉下来的时候，你才是失败者。 然后获胜者拿着粗糙的缩略图绕着竞技场跑。 人群疯狂地喊道：“为缩略图欢呼。”“臭小子，你撒谎的样子就像眼睛里有鼻屎一样。” “Nah-uh。我发誓。”他举起左手大拇指。 “Thumb-wrestler荣誉。现在你知道了

how cool and gross it is, will you thumb-wrestle me?" "Still no." "Not even if I give you my Liberty Bell postcard and my Ocean Breeze Water Park squished penny?" "You've got to come up with something better than that, Stink." "I promise not to put my smelly feet on you for one whole entire week." "Tempting," said Judy. She flung the ball against the wall extra hard. "Never mind. I'm stronger anyway." "Are not," said Judy. "Am too," said Stink. "Are not." "Prove it," said Stink. "Prove it like Nancy Drew." "Okay, I give. But remember, I'm up to 128." Judy set the ball down. Stink put on Shark Hammersmash. Judy drew a way-moody mood face on her thumbnail. "Shark Hammersmash, meet Manta Ray Moody."

这太酷了，太恶心了，你愿意和我扳拇指吗？”“还没有。” “即使我给你我的自由钟明信片和海风水上公园压扁的硬币也不行吗？”“臭臭，你得想出比这更好的办法来。” “我保证一整个星期不把我的臭脚放在你身上。” “很诱人，”朱迪说。她把球往墙上狠狠地掷去。 “没关系。反正我更强壮了。” “不是，”朱迪说。“我也是。”臭臭说。 “不是。”“证明给我看。”臭臭说。 “像《神探南茜》那样证明给我看。” “好吧，我给。但请记住，我最多有128个。” 朱迪把球放下。臭臭穿上鲨鱼锤击。 朱迪在她的缩略图上画了一张忧郁的脸。 “鲨鱼锤锤，这位是曼塔·雷·穆迪。”

Judy and Stink locked fingers. "May the best thumb win," said Judy. "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" In two seconds flat, Judy crushed Stink's thumb with her index finger. "I win!" she shouted. "No fair! Fingers are against the law. The first Rule of Thumb is no snakes, bugs, trapdoors, or sidekicks. And definitely NO Santa's Little Helper." "Huh?" "No sneak attacks from fingers. Just thumbs." "Fine. But you're goin' down, Shark Hammersmash. You're goin' down so far, your undies will be dragging in the dirt." Stink ducked his thumb. "The Manta Ray is gonna crush you like ice, Shark. You're a snow cone." "I am not a snow cone. Stop saying stuff."

朱迪和臭臭锁住了手指。 “祝最好的拇指获胜，”朱迪说。 “一，二，三，四，我宣布拇指大战！”两秒钟之内，朱迪用食指捏碎了臭臭的拇指。 “我赢了！”她喊道。“不公平!手指是违法的。 第一条经验法则是不要有蛇、虫子、活板门或同伴。 而且绝对没有圣诞老人的小帮手。” “嗯?”“不要用手指偷袭。 只是大拇指。”“很好。但你会完蛋的，鲨鱼锤击。 你陷得这么深，连内裤都要拖进泥里了。” 臭臭收起大拇指。“鲨鱼，蝠鲼会像碾碎冰一样碾碎你的。 你是一个甜筒。”“我不是雪糕。 别再说废话了。”