2 T. Rex vs. the Shark

T. Rex VS. the Shark

雷克斯霸王龙大战鲨鱼

The next day, Stink went looking for a sport. Webster liked bike-riding and basketball. Sophie of the Elves liked ballet, gymnastics, and African dance. Skunk liked skateboarding. But Stink's bike had a flat tire. He had two left feet. And the only skateboard he owned was the one without wheels hanging on his wall. Then Stink checked out the sports channels. He watched slow-pitch softball (BOR-ing), golf (WAY-boring), badminton (Stink was no-way, NOT going to hit a bird), and stuff where guys called each other goofy names like Steve-a-rino and Pa Jammy.

第二天，臭臭去找运动。 韦伯斯特喜欢骑自行车和打篮球。 精灵的苏菲喜欢芭蕾舞、体操和非洲舞。 臭鼬喜欢滑板。 但是臭臭的自行车爆胎了。 他笨手笨脚的。他唯一拥有的滑板就是挂在墙上的那个没有轮子的。 然后臭臭去看了体育频道。 他看了慢速垒球（无聊）、高尔夫球（无聊透顶）、羽毛球（臭气熏天，不可能打到鸟），还有一些家伙互相称呼对方愚蠢的名字，比如Steve-a-rino和Pa Jammy。

Stink watched ditch-snorkeling (too muddy!), tuna-throwing (Mom did NOT like him to throw stuff), Tootsie-Roll spitting (Mom did NOT like him to spit stuff, either), cheese-chasing (huh?), and wife-carrying (Hel-lo! Stink did NOT have a wife!). Stink was just about to give up when he heard the words "most fun classic sport ever." Then he heard, "Play it at home! In the car! At school! Free! No equipment necessary!" Stink was glued to the screen. "Hey, sports fans! Have we got the sport for you! It's fab. It's free. It's fun-tastic! Strength. Stamina. Strategy.

臭臭看着沟渠里浮潜（太泥泞了！），扔金枪鱼（妈妈不喜欢他扔东西），吐吐tootsii - roll（妈妈也不喜欢他吐东西），追奶酪（哼？），背着老婆（喂！）臭臭没有老婆！) 臭臭正准备放弃，这时他听到了“有史以来最有趣的经典运动”这几个字。 然后他听到：“在家里放！在车里！在学校!免费的!不需要任何设备！”臭气粘在屏幕上。 “嘿，体育迷们！我们为你准备了这项运动！这是工厂。 这是免费的。fun-tastic !的力量。 耐力。策略。

Two thumbs up for the sport that's sweeping the nation— thumb-wrestling!" Thumb-wrestling was uber-cool. Thumb- wrestling was F-U-N! Thumb- wrestling was thumb-tastic!

为这项风靡全国的运动竖起两个大拇指——拇指摔跤！”拇指摔跤超级酷。 拇指摔跤真是太好玩了！拇指摔跤真是太棒了！

Stink watched three thumb-wrestling matches in a row. He learned the rules. Easy peasy! He practiced on himself. Best of all, he learned tricky

臭臭连着看了三场拇指摔跤比赛。 他学会了规则。容易peasy !他在自己身上练习。 最重要的是，他学会了狡猾

moves with funny names like Snake in the Grass and Santa's Little Helper. All he needed now was someone to thumbwrestle.... Webster! "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" Stink wrinkled his forehead. Stink stuck out his tongue. Stink made funny faces. Stink and Webster's thumbs were locked in a bitter battle. Webster tried to pin Stink's thumb down one, two, three times, but Stink escaped in the nick of time. Webster waited. Webster barely blinked. Webster looked sneaky. "Gotcha!" Webster chortled with glee, smashing his thumb down over Stink's and trapping it for three seconds.

这些动作的名字都很有趣，比如《草丛中的蛇》和《圣诞老人的小帮手》。 他现在需要的是一个拇指摔跤.... 韦伯斯特!“一，二，三，四，我宣布拇指大战！”臭臭皱起了他的额头。 臭味从他的舌头上冒了出来。 臭臭做鬼脸。臭臭和韦伯斯特的大拇指陷入了一场激烈的战斗。 韦伯斯特试着把臭臭的大拇指夹住一次，两次，三次，但臭臭在关键时刻逃脱了。 韦伯斯特等待着。韦伯斯特几乎眼睛都没眨一下。 韦伯斯特看起来鬼鬼祟祟的。“明白了!”韦伯斯特高兴地笑了起来，用拇指压住臭臭的大拇指，把它困住了三秒钟。