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Stink and The Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling Smackdown Megan McDonald illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds

臭味和终极拇指摔跤击倒梅根麦克唐纳由彼得H。 雷诺兹

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饮料艾德

Crackdown! Smackdown! Thwackdown! Stink stared at the stack of super-secret sealed envelopes on Mrs. D.'s desk. He could hardly wait. Report Card Day! Report Card Day was the best day ever in the whole entire school year. Right after Crazy Hat Day and Pajama Day, that is. At last it was time. Mrs. D. handed him an envelope. A brand-spanking-new envelope with a shiny little window that said: TO THE PARENTS OF JAMES E. MOODY. Stink took a sniff. Stink took a whiff. He could almost smell the perfect ink used to write down all the good grades he was about to get.

镇压!攻击波!Thwackdown !臭臭盯着迪夫人身上那堆绝密的密封信封。的桌子上。 他几乎等不及了。成绩单日！成绩单日是整个学年最棒的一天。 就在疯狂帽日和睡衣日之后。 最后是时候了。D太太。 递给他一个信封。一个崭新的信封，上面有一个闪闪发光的小窗口，上面写着：致詹姆斯·E·琼斯的父母。 喜怒无常。臭臭嗅了嗅。 臭味扑鼻而来。他几乎能闻到用来写下他即将得到的所有好成绩的完美墨水的味道。

"Remember," said Mrs. D., "no opening until you have a parent present." Just then, the bell rang. Stink put the envelope in his Wednesday folder. He put the

“记住，”D太太说，“没有父母在场，就不能开门。” 就在这时，铃响了。臭臭把信封放进星期三的文件夹里。 他把

folder in his backpack. He rushed out the door. On the bus, Stink could not stand it one more minute. He took out the super-secret sealed envelope. "You better not open it," said his best friend Webster. "You better not open it," said his other best friend, Sophie of the Elves. "I'm just looking," said Stink. "Stink, put that away," said his sister, Judy. "You're not allowed to open it till we get home." Stink held the envelope to the light. He pressed it against the bus window. "O, O, O, O, O," said Stink. "I see a lot of Os for Outstanding!"

文件夹在他的背包里。他冲出门去。 在公共汽车上，臭臭一分钟也受不了了。 他拿出了绝密的密封信封。 “你最好不要打开它，”他最好的朋友韦伯斯特说。 “你最好不要打开它。”他的另一个好朋友，精灵的索菲说。 “我只是看看。”臭臭说。 “臭臭的，把它收起来，”他的妹妹朱迪说。 “在我们回家之前，你不能打开它。” 臭臭把信封拿到灯光下。 他把它按在公共汽车的窗户上。 “哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，”臭臭说。 “我看到很多o代表优秀！”

"Zeros," said Judy, cracking up. "You got all zeros." "Hardee-har-har," said Stink. Stink had ants in his pants all the way home. Bees in his knees. Flies in his eyes. Stink felt like a hopping popcorn kernel just about to p-o-p! Stink raced into the house. He took out his Wednesday folder and handed the envelope to Mom. "Open it, open it, open it." "Let's wait for Dad." "But the sooner you open it," said Stink, "the sooner we can hang it on the fridge in the Moody Hall of Fame. I know I got all O's" "O is for oh, brother," Judy said. Report card time! Dad peered over Mom's shoulder. They smiled proud smiles for all the big fat cheery O's on his report card. "Good for you, honey," said Mom, putting an arm around him. "Lots of Outstandings. You should be proud of yourself, Stink," said Dad.

“零，”朱迪大笑着说。 “你全得了零分。”“哈——哈——哈，”臭臭说。 臭臭回家的路上裤子里都是蚂蚁。 他膝盖上有蜜蜂。苍蝇进了他的眼睛。 臭气就像一颗蹦来蹦去的爆米花仁，正要扑通扑通地跳起来！臭味冲进了房子。 他拿出星期三的文件夹，把信封递给妈妈。 “打开，打开，打开。” “我们等爸爸吧。”“但你越早打开它，”臭臭说，“我们就能越早把它挂在穆迪名人堂的冰箱上。 我知道我所有的成绩都是O。”“O代表哦，兄弟，”朱迪说。 成绩单时间到了！爸爸从妈妈的身后偷看。 他们对他的成绩单上一个个大大的O报以骄傲的微笑。 “干得好，宝贝。”妈妈说着，用胳膊搂住了他。 “有很多优秀的。你应该为自己感到骄傲，臭臭，”爸爸说。