7 Urp!

URP!

URP !

Stink had to think, think, think. He had to think up a way-smart Pluto plan. A rottener-than-Riley plan. Something that would convince Class 2D and Mrs. Dempster that Pluto wasn't dead. But what? Stink fed Toady. Stink talked to Astro. Stink drove and drove and drove. His car bed, that is. All the way to outer space. Stink's race-car bed was covered with tons of bumper stickers.

臭臭不得不思考，思考，再思考。 他必须想出一个聪明的冥王星计划。 一个比赖利还烂的计划。 一些能让二班和登普斯特夫人相信普路托没有死的东西。 但是什么?臭臭的癞蛤蟆。 臭臭跟阿斯特罗说话了。臭臭开啊开啊开。 那是他的车床。一直到外太空。 臭臭的赛车床上贴满了成吨的保险杠贴纸。

Stink stared at the bumper stickers. Suddenly he saw them in a brand-new way. Faster than you can say "Ratbert" (the Mars rock, not rat), Stink had an idea. A plan. Stink took out the Make Your Own Magnetic Bumper Sticker kit that he had gotten from Judy for his birthday. He made a brand-new bumper sticker. A perfect Pluto bumper sticker. All he needed now was a bumper. Stink knew just the bumper and just the car for Operation Bumper Sticker. Now all he needed were the Underdogs. His team. A few good friends to be his lookouts.

臭臭盯着保险杠上的贴纸。 突然，他对他们有了全新的看法。 还没等你说出“拉伯特”（火星岩石，不是老鼠），臭臭就有了主意。 一个计划。臭臭拿出了“自制磁性保险杠贴纸”套装，那是他生日时朱迪送给他的礼物。 他做了一个全新的保险杠贴纸。 一个完美的冥王星保险杠贴纸。 他现在只需要一个保险杠。 臭臭只知道保险杠和保险杠贴纸行动的车。 现在他所需要的就是超狗了。 他的团队。几个好朋友做他的看守。

The next morning before the bell rang, Captain Pluto and the Underdogs met under the big maple tree by the teachers' parking lot. "Listen up," said Stink. "It's not just a plan. It's more like a mission. You know, to help Pluto." "Yeah, Mission Impossible," said Webster. "Impossible that you won't get caught and get in big trouble." "I won't get caught," said Stink. "That's why I have you guys." "Okay, we're in," said Skunk, starting the secret Pluto handshake. "I just need you guys to be on the lookout while I sneak up to the car," said Stink. "Make sure no teachers are coming." "We'll be like spies," said Webster. "Outer-space spies," said Sophie. "If a teacher comes, yell out the secret code," said Stink. "What's the secret code?" asked Skunk.

第二天早上，在下课铃响之前，普路托船长和弱者队在教师停车场旁的一棵大枫树下集合。 “听着，”臭臭说。“这不仅仅是一个计划。 这更像是一项任务。你知道，去帮助冥王星。” “是的，《碟中谍》，”韦伯斯特说。 “你不可能不被抓住，惹上大麻烦。” “我不会被抓住的，”臭臭说。 “这就是为什么我有你们。” “好吧，我们进去了。”臭鼬说，开始和普路托秘密握手。 “我只是需要你们帮我放哨，我要偷偷溜到车旁边。”臭臭说。 “确保没有老师来。” “我们会像间谍一样，”韦伯斯特说。 “外太空间谍。”索菲说。 “如果老师来了，就喊出密码，”臭臭说。 “密码是什么？”臭鼬问。

"Urp!" said Stink. "Just say 'Urp'!" He grinned. "Okay, places everybody." Skunk hid behind the tree. Webster ducked behind a trash can. And Sophie crouched behind a bench. Stink looked left. Stink looked right. The coast was clear. He scooted across the parking lot. He ducked behind a green car, darted beside a black van, and scooched over to a blue Mini. He pulled the bumper sticker from his back pocket and, in a split second, stuck it to the blue Mini's bumper: HONK IF YOU LOVE PLUTO. "Urp!" Sophie called in a loud whisper, but Stink didn't hear. "Urp! Urp! Urp!" yelled the others. Stink stood up. Right smack in front of Stink was a teacher. A tall teacher. Judy's teacher, Mr. Todd. "Hello there, Stink," said Mr. Todd. "Hi, Mr. Toad— I mean Todd," Stink croaked.

“呜！”臭臭说。“只要说‘厄普’就行了！”他咧嘴一笑。 “好了，大家就位。”臭鼬躲在树后面。 韦伯斯特躲到一个垃圾桶后面。 索菲蹲在长凳后面。 臭臭往左边看。臭臭看起来是对的。 海岸是安全的。他飞快地穿过停车场。 他躲到一辆绿色轿车后面，冲到一辆黑色货车旁边，然后挤到一辆蓝色Mini跟前。 他从后口袋里掏出保险杠贴纸，一眨眼就把它贴在了蓝色Mini的保险杠上：按喇叭，如果你爱冥王星。 “Urp !”索菲大声低声叫道，但臭臭没听见。 “Urp !Urp !嘘！”其他人喊道。 臭臭站了起来。臭臭的正前方是一位老师。 一个高大的老师。朱迪的老师，托德先生。 “你好，臭臭，”托德先生说。 “嗨，蟾蜍先生——我是说托德。”臭臭嘶哑地说。

"Checking out the Mini, huh? Great little car. Roomier than it looks. I've been thinking about getting one of these guys myself. Saves on gas."

“在看迷你车吗？” 很棒的小汽车。比看起来更宽敞。 我一直在考虑自己也找一个。 省油。”