6 Short Stuff

Short Stuff

短的东西

Early the next morning, Stink's team stood out in front of the school. As the buses pulled up, Captain Pluto and the Underdogs waved their signs. Rotten Riley marched up to Stink, hands on hips. "School hasn't even started yet," she said. "Mrs. D. said we could do this only during recess." "Who can wait?" said Stink.

第二天一大早，臭臭队就站在校门前了。 当公共汽车停下来时，普路托船长和Underdogs队挥舞着他们的标志。 烂莱利双手叉腰，大步走向臭臭。 “学校还没开学呢，”她说。 “d老师说我们只能在课间休息时做这件事。” “谁能等呢？”臭臭说。

Riley turned and stomped away. "Oh, you just wait. I'll get you for this, Stink Moody." "That's Captain Pluto to you!" yelled Stink. "And the Underdogs!" yelled the Underdogs. At recess, Captain P. and the Underdogs waved signs again. They shouted stuff. They even sang songs. "R-E-S-P-E-C-T! That's what Pluto needs from me," Stink sang at the top of his lungs. "Give me a P!" Skunk yelled. "Give me an L! Give me a U! Give me a T! Give me an O! What have you got?" "PLUTO!" yelled the Underdogs.

莱利转身跺着脚走开了。 “哦，你等着瞧吧。我要惩罚你，臭穆迪。” “对你来说，那是普路托船长！”臭臭喊道。 “还有弱者！”弱者喊道。 课间休息时，p队长和矮狗队再次挥手示意。 他们大喊大叫。他们甚至唱歌。 “R-E-S-P-E-C-T !这就是普路托需要我做的。”臭臭扯着嗓子唱着。 “给我一个P!”臭鼬喊道。 “给我一个L!”给我一个U！给我一个T！给我一个O！你有什么发现？”“普路托！”

"I can't hear you!" "PLUTO!" screamed the Underdogs. Soon nearly half the whole playground was screaming, too. Then out came Rotten Riley and the KPBs. They were dressed in black from head to toe and carrying shovels. "Are they wearing garbage bags?" asked Sophie. Sure enough, Riley and the KPBs had on black garbage bags with holes cut where their heads and arms poked through. Somebody yelled, "Who forgot to take out the trash?" "We're not trash," said Riley. "We're dressed in black because we're going to a funeral." "Huh? Wha?" "FYI, Pluto died. Pluto is D-E-A-D dead."

“我听不见！”“普路托！” 很快，整个操场上几乎一半的人也尖叫起来。 然后是烂莱利和KPBs。 他们从头到脚都穿着黑色衣服，手里拿着铁锹。 “他们戴着垃圾袋吗？”苏菲问。 果然，莱利和kpb们都穿着黑色垃圾袋，他们的头和胳膊从垃圾袋里穿了出来。 有人喊道：“谁忘了倒垃圾？”“我们不是垃圾，”莱利说。 “我们穿黑衣服是因为我们要去参加葬礼。” “嗯?世界卫生大会?”“仅供参考，布鲁托死了。 冥王星已经死了。”

Then Riley and her rotten team began to dig in the dirt, but they were not planting a garden. They were not searching for buried treasure. They were digging a grave. A grave for Pluto! "We've been skunked!" said Skunk.

然后莱莉和她那群烂人开始在土里挖，但他们不是在种花园。 他们不是在寻找埋藏的宝藏。 他们在挖坟墓。 普路托的坟墓！“我们被臭鼬发现了！”臭鼬说。

Riley took out a tiny plastic ball. "Pluto is officially dead," she said, dropping the ball into the hole and covering it over with dirt. "Good-bye, Pluto," said the KPBs. "Sure, we'll miss you. But you're not a planet anymore." When they were done, they put up markers in the dirt, like at a pet cemetery. "Moment of silence, please," said Riley with a serious face. A hush fell over the second-grade crowd, and the playground was dead silent. Stink felt like he was in a black hole. He couldn't help it. He spoke. He broke the spell.

莱利拿出一个塑料球。 “普路托正式宣告死亡，”她说着，把球扔进洞里，用泥土把它盖上。 “再见了，冥王星。” “当然，我们会想你的。但你不再是一颗行星了。” 当他们完成后，他们在泥土里放上标记，就像在宠物墓地一样。 “请默哀一分钟。”莱利一脸严肃地说。 二年级的人群安静了下来，操场上鸦雀无声。 臭臭感觉自己被困在黑洞里。 他没办法。他说话。 他打破了魔咒。