5 Jupiter Jerks

Jupiter Jerks

木星的混蛋

The following Monday morning, Stink was in a huddle with his friends. "We have to tell everybody about Pluto so they'll vote to keep it in the solar system." "Let's tell the whole world!" said Sophie. "The whole galaxy!" said Webster. "The whole universe!" said Skunk. Stink's team made up a secret handshake. They each held out a fist and piled one on top of the other. "P-L-U-T-O!" they shouted, then waved their hands high in the air and yelled, "PLUTO POWER!"

接下来的星期一早上，臭臭和他的朋友们聚在一起。 “我们必须告诉每个人关于冥王星的事情，这样他们就会投票让它留在太阳系里。” “让我们告诉全世界吧！” “整个银河系！”韦伯斯特说。 “整个宇宙！”臭鼬说。 臭臭的团队编了一个秘密握手。 他们每个人都伸出拳头，一个叠在另一个上面。 “P-L-U-T-O!”他们喊道，然后在空中挥舞着双手，喊道：“冥王星的力量！”

"Look out. Here comes Riley and her friends," said Skunk. "Logan, Morgan, and Heather aren't her friends," said Stink. "They're just on her team because she let them touch her space rock." "Space rock?" said Riley. "It's a hunk of meteor. From Mars!" "La-di-da," said Skunk. "What's your team's name?" asked Riley. "The Stink Bombs?" "What's yours— the Jupiter Jerks?" asked Stink. "It's WAY more official if you have a name. We're Team Kick-Pluto's-Butt. Team KPB for short."

“看出来了。莱莉和她的朋友们来了。”臭鼬说。 “洛根、摩根和希瑟都不是她的朋友，”臭臭说。 “他们是她的队友，因为她让他们碰了她的太空岩石。” “太空岩石？”莱利说。“这是一大块流星。 来自火星!”“啦啦啦，”臭鼬说。 “你们队的名字是什么？”莱利问。 “臭弹？”“你的是什么——朱庇特混蛋？”臭臭问。 “如果你有名字，那就正式多了。 我们是踢布鲁托屁股队。 简称KPB团队。”

"No way will Mrs. D. let you use butt in your team name," said Stink. "This is a school thing." "Okay, then we'll be Team Kick-Pluto's- Behind. That's still KPB." "Whatever," said Sophie. "Stink, you just like Pluto because it's the smallest and you're the shortest." Riley said. "You're always for the underdog, but everybody knows that Jupiter is the best. We even have team shirts!" she said. Just then, Riley's team lined up beside her, all wearing the same shirts. The shirts did not say SPACE CAMP RULES. The shirts did not say TEAM KPB. The shirts did not even have words. Each shirt had a number: 134340. The number for Pluto, now that it wasn't a planet!

“迪太太绝对不会让你在队名里用屁股的。”臭臭说。 “这是学校的事。”“好吧，那我们就去踢布鲁托队。” 那仍然是KPB。”“无所谓。”索菲说。 “臭臭，你喜欢冥王星，因为它最小，而你最矮。” 莱利说。“你总是支持弱者，但每个人都知道木星是最好的。 我们甚至还有队服！”她说。 就在这时，莱利的队员们在她身边排队，都穿着同样的衬衫。 衬衫上没有写SPACE CAMP RULES。 这些t恤上没有写着TEAM KPB。 衬衫上甚至没有字。 每件衬衫都有一个号码：134340。 冥王星的数字，现在它不是行星了！

Stink looked down at his shirt. I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL. He took the top off of a marker and changed it to PLUTO IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL. "Look! Up in the sky, Stink." Riley pointed. "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a frog. No, wait. It's a puny ex-planet getting kicked out of the solar system!" Team KPB cracked up. "You should be Team Underdog." Riley Rottenberger sure was rotten. And getting rottener by the minute. After school, Stink and his team met in the Toad Pee Club clubhouse, aka the backyard tent. "We need an official name," said Stink. "How about the Stinkazoids?" said Skunk. "The Plutonics?" asked Webster. "The Extra-Extra-Galactic Einsteins?" asked Sophie. "Maybe Rotten Riley was right for once," said Stink. "We could be the Underdogs. You know, small like Pluto, but we come from behind to beat the pants off the Jupiter Jerks."

臭臭低头看着自己的衬衫。 我可是个大人物。他把记号笔的顶部摘掉，改成了“冥王星是一件大事”。 “看!在天上，臭臭。” 莱利指出。“是一只鸟。 它是一架飞机。它是一只青蛙。 不,等等。这是一颗弱小的前行星被踢出了太阳系！”KPB队解散了。 “你们应该是弱者队。” 莱利·罗滕伯格确实很烂。 每分每秒都在腐烂。 放学后，臭臭和他的团队在蛤蟆尿俱乐部的会所，也就是后院的帐篷里见面。 “我们需要一个正式的名字，”臭臭说。 “那臭azoid呢？”臭鼬说。 “冥王星学派？”韦伯斯特问。 “银河系外的爱因斯坦？”苏菲问。 “也许烂莱利这一次是对的。”臭臭说。 “我们可以成为弱者。 你知道，像冥王星一样小，但我们从后面来，打败了木星的混蛋。”

"And you could be Captain Pluto, our leader," said Sophie of the Elves. "Captain Pluto and the Underdogs," said Stink. "I like it!" Everybody agreed. Captain Pluto and the Underdogs made T-shirts for their team. They each drew a flying planet wearing a Superman cape with a capital letter P. "Let's make signs, too," said Skunk. "'Cuckoo for Pluto'" said Webster, waving his marker in the air. "We can march around school and wave our Pluto signs." "We can have a Pluto parade on the playground," said Stink. For a long time, all that could be heard in the tent was the squeaking of markers.

“你可以做普路托船长，我们的领袖。”精灵的索菲说。 “普路托船长和弱者队。”臭臭说。 “我喜欢！”每个人都同意了。 布鲁托队长和Underdogs队为他们的球队制作t恤。 他们每人画了一个穿着大写字母P的超人斗篷的飞行星球。 “我们也做个标志吧，”臭鼬说。 “‘布谷鸟换普路托’”韦伯斯特说着，在空中挥舞着他的记号笔。 “我们可以在学校里游行，挥舞我们的冥王星标志。” “我们可以在操场上举行冥王星游行，”臭臭说。 很长一段时间，帐篷里只能听到马克笔的吱吱声。