4 Miss Space Camp Know-It-All

Miss Space Camp Know-It-All

太空夏令营万事通小姐

The next day, Stink was sitting at his own desk minding his own business when Riley Rottenberger waltzed past, showing off her new Tshirt. It did not say SPACE CADET. It did not say SPACE OUT AT SPACE CAMP. It said PLUTO IS DEAD. "Who is that?" asked Skunk. "Rotten Riley Rottenberger, aka Miss Know-It- All." Riley turned around. She fake-smiled at Stink and Skunk. "When is a planet not a planet?" she asked them.

第二天，当臭臭坐在自己的办公桌前忙着自己的事情时，莱利·罗滕伯格（Riley Rottenberger）大摇大摆地走过，炫耀着她的新t恤。 上面没写SPACE CADET。 上面并没有写“太空夏令营”。 它说冥王星死了。“那是谁？”臭鼬问。 “烂莱莉·罗滕伯格，又名无所不知小姐” 莱利转过身来。她对臭鼬和臭鼬假笑。 “什么时候行星不是行星？”她问他们。

"When it's Grumpy?" said Stink. "When it's Sneezy?" said Skunk. "No, when it's PLUTO!" said Riley, cackling all the way to her desk. "Pluto is SO a planet," said Stink. "A dwarf planet." He turned to Skunk. "She thinks she's so great 'cause she got to go to Space Camp." "For your information, Pluto is not a planet anymore," said Riley. "Don't you guys know anything? Oh, I forgot. You never went to Space Camp!" Riley was right. Stink had never been to Space Camp. He had never tried on a space suit (except

“什么时候是臭脾气？”臭臭说。 “当打喷嚏的时候？”臭鼬说。 “不，当它是冥王星的时候！”莱丽说，一路咯咯地笑着走向她的桌子。 “冥王星真是一颗行星，”臭臭说。 “一颗矮行星。”他转向臭鼬。 “她觉得自己很棒，因为她去了太空营。” “告诉你吧，冥王星已经不是行星了，”莱利说。 “你们什么都不知道吗？” 哦，我忘了。你从来没去过太空营！”莱利是对的。 臭臭从来没去过太空营。 他从来没有试过太空服(除了

one made out of aluminum foil in preschool). And he never got to see inside a spaceship (except the cardboard-box kind). "Did you get to ride in the gravity chair?" Skunk asked Riley. "And the Five Degrees of Freedom Chair," said Riley. "It floats on air." Stink wished he had Five Degrees of Freedom from Riley Rottenberger. "Don't ask her questions," Stink warned, "or she'll never, ever stop." "Why didn't Saturn want to sit next to Jupiter?" Skunk asked anyway. "Why?" asked Riley. "Because Jupiter had a lot of gas," said Skunk, holding his nose. "Hey, no fart jokes in class," said Miss Know- It-All. "Mrs. D. said." "I have one," said Stink. He couldn't help himself. "Why didn't Saturn's mom want him to take a bath?" "Why?" said Skunk.

一个是用铝箔做的（幼儿园）。 而且他从来没有看到过宇宙飞船内部（除了那种纸板箱）。 “你坐过重力椅了吗？”臭鼬问莱利。 “还有五自由度椅。”莱利说。 “它漂浮在空中。”臭臭希望他能从莱利·罗滕伯格那里得到《五度自由》。 “别问她问题，”臭臭警告说，“否则她永远不会停下来的。” “为什么土星不想坐在木星旁边？”臭鼬还是问。 “为什么？”莱莉问。“因为木星有很多气体。”臭鼬捏着鼻子说。 “嘿，课堂上不准开放屁的玩笑，”万事通小姐说。 d夫人说。“我有一个，”臭臭说。 他忍不住了。“为什么土星的妈妈不让他洗澡？”“为什么？”臭鼬说。

"Because he always left rings in the bathtub!" "Good one!" said Skunk. Riley ignored them. "Time to get into groups," said Mrs. D. Stink was on a team with Webster and Sophie of the Elves. He asked Skunk to join them. Each team was making a model of the solar system. Stink and his team were using Styrofoam balls for the planets. They dipped hunks of raw wool in soapy water. Once the wool was stretchy, they shaped it around each ball to form the outer surface of the planet. Riley's team was making planets out of fancy clay. Riley leaned over and pointed to the tiny ball in Stink's hand. "What's that?" "What does it look like? It's the planet Pluto." "Stink Moody," said Riley, "how many times do I have to tell you? THERE IS NO PLANET PLUTO." "Is too," said Stink. "Is not."

“因为他总是把戒指留在浴缸里！”“好主意！”臭鼬说。 莱利没有理睬他们。“是时候分组了，”D夫人说。 臭臭和韦伯斯特和精灵的苏菲在一个队。 他叫臭鼬加入他们。 每个小组都在制作一个太阳系模型。 臭臭和他的团队在行星上使用泡沫塑料球。 他们把大块的生羊毛浸在肥皂水中。 一旦羊毛变得有弹性，他们就在每个球周围塑造羊毛，形成行星的外表面。 莱利的团队正在用精致的粘土制作行星。 莱利俯下身，指着臭臭手里的小球。 “那是什么?”“它看起来像什么？” 是冥王星。”“臭穆迪，”莱利说，“我要跟你说多少遍？ 根本就没有冥王星。” “也是，”臭臭说。“不是。”

"Is so too." "Riley, turn around," Webster said. "You're not even on our team." "I don't see why everybody's so down on Pluto," mumbled Stink, adding a touch of purplegray to his planet. "Pluto's cool. It might be small, but it doesn't just do what all the other planets do. It has its own orbit."

“也是这样。”“莱利，转过身来，”韦伯斯特说。 “你甚至都不是我们队的。” “我不明白为什么每个人都这么不喜欢冥王星。”臭臭咕哝着，给他的星球加了一点紫灰色。 “冥王星很酷。它可能很小，但它不像其他行星那样。 它有自己的轨道。”