1 Move Over, Saturn

Stink Solar System Superhero Megan McDonald illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds

恶臭的太阳系超级英雄梅根·麦克唐纳（Megan McDonald）由Peter H。 雷诺兹

Move Over Saturn

移动到土星

Flub! Flop! Flunk! Stink Moody had to take a test. A super science test. A solar system test. He had to learn all the planets... by tomorrow! Stink went to find his big sister. He sure hoped Judy wasn't in a mood. If Judy was moody, Stink hoped it was a help-your-little-brother-study-for- his-test mood. There were nine whole planets, and Stink only knew about one. The one in the S encyclopedia: Saturn. You might even say Stink was a Super Saturn Expert.

瞎搞!失败!不及格!臭穆迪必须参加考试。 一个超级科学测试。一个太阳系测试。 他必须学习所有的行星…… 在明天!臭臭去找他的姐姐。 他真希望朱迪没有心情。 如果朱迪情绪低落，臭臭希望那是一种帮助你弟弟备考的情绪。 有九个完整的行星，臭臭只知道一个。 S百科全书里的那个：土星。 你甚至可以说臭臭是超级土星专家。

Saturn had rings and moons and was made of gas (hardee-har-har). Saturn could float like an ice cube in a giant's bathtub (if you just happened to know any giants). Saturn could spin so fast, it looked flat as a silver-dollar pancake, Stink's favorite food on Earth-not-Saturn. One year on Saturn took 29 Earth years. If Stink was 7 on Saturn, that would make him 203 years old on Earth! Way older than Judy!

土星有光环和卫星，由气体构成。 土星可以像冰块一样漂浮在巨人的浴缸里（如果你碰巧认识巨人的话）。 土星旋转得如此之快，它看起来就像一个银元煎饼一样平坦，这是臭臭在地球上最喜欢的食物——不是土星。 土星上的一年相当于地球上的29年。 如果臭臭在土星上7岁，那他在地球上就203岁了！比朱迪老多了！

Stink found Judy in her room, on her top bunk, making a picture out of Already-Been-Chewed gum. "What's that?" Stink asked. "It's a Venus flytrap made out of ABC gum," said Judy. "You know what would be even cooler?" "What?" Judy asked. "A picture of Saturn made out of ABC gum," said Stink. "Who cares about Saturn?" "Me," said Stink. "But now I have to care about eight other planets, too." "Huh?" Judy looked up from her ABC-gum art.

臭臭发现朱迪在她的房间里，在她的上铺上，用嚼过的口香糖做一幅画。 “那是什么?”臭问道。 “这是用ABC口香糖做的捕蝇草，”朱迪说。 “你知道什么更酷吗？”“什么?”朱迪问。 “一幅用ABC口香糖做成的土星图，”臭臭说。 “谁会关心土星？”“我。”臭臭说。 “但现在我还得关心其他八颗行星。” “嗯?”朱迪从她的abc口香糖艺术中抬起头来。

Stink held up his science book. "I have a test tomorrow. A big fat test on the planets. Will you help me study?" "No way, Stinkerbell," said Judy. "Can't you see? I'm way busy." "But you're so smart," said Stink, buttering her up. "That's not what you said when I had to get a math tutor." "But you've been to second grade, right?" "Stink, I've been to college!"

臭臭举起他的科学书。 “我明天有个考试。这是一场行星上的大测试。 你会帮我学习吗？”“没门，臭鬼，”朱迪说。 “你看不出来吗？”我很忙。” “可你太聪明了，”臭臭说，一边奉承她。 “我去请数学家教的时候，你可不是这么说的。” “但你上过二年级，对吧？”“臭，我上过大学！”