7 Virginia Beach or Bust!

Virginia Beach or Bust!

弗吉尼亚海滩或破产！

After the Attack of the Mutant Undies, Stink took all five guinea pigs back to Fur & Fangs and broke the news to Mrs. Birdwistle. "One hundred and one guinea pigs minus nineteen that were adopted plus five that were brought back equals eighty-seven guinea pigs," Stink said. "You have a lot more fur than fangs." Mrs. Birdwistle laughed. "There is some good news, though. I have a friend in Virginia Beach who started a guinea pig rescue. She says she can take about twenty guinea pigs if I can get them to her." "Virginia Beach!" said Stink. "I'll go!" "Aren't you a little too short to drive?" Mrs. B. asked.

变种人内裤袭击之后，臭臭带着五只豚鼠回到了Fur & Fangs，并把这个消息告诉了伯德威斯尔太太。 “101只豚鼠减去19只被收养的，再加上5只被带回的，等于87只豚鼠。” “你有比尖牙多得多的毛。” 伯德威斯尔太太笑了。不过也有一些好消息。 我有个朋友在弗吉尼亚海滩，他开始了营救豚鼠的行动。 她说如果我能把它们送到她那里，她可以带走大约20只豚鼠。” “弗吉尼亚海滩！”臭臭说。 “我去!”“你是不是太矮了，开不了车？”B太太。 问。

"But you could drive!" said Stink. "Webster and Sophie and I can find homes for guinea pigs along the way!" "Wait just a minute," said Mrs. B. "You're saying you want me to drive you and a rattletrap camper full of one hundred and one guinea pigs all the way to Virginia Beach?" "Eighty-seven guinea pigs," said Stink. "It's a great idea!" said Mrs. B. On the day of the trip, Mrs. B. handed the kids a map. "Let's each choose one place to stop where we might be able to find homes for guinea pigs." Mrs. B. pointed to Bull Run Castle. Webster chose the Reston Zoo. Sophie picked the mermaid fountains in Norfolk. And Stink chose Smithfield, home of the World's Biggest Ham.

“但你会开车啊！” “韦伯斯特、苏菲和我可以沿途为豚鼠找到家！”“等一下，”B太太说。 “你是说你想让我把你和一辆装满101只豚鼠的响尾蛇露营车一直开到弗吉尼亚海滩？”“八十七只豚鼠，”臭臭说。 “这是个好主意！”B太太说。 在旅行的那天，B夫人。 递给孩子们一张地图。“让我们每人选择一个地方，在那里我们可能会为豚鼠找到家。” b太太指了指布尔朗城堡。 韦伯斯特选择了莱斯顿动物园。 苏菲选了诺福克的美人鱼喷泉。 臭臭选择了史密斯菲尔德，世界上最大的火腿的故乡。

"Let's get this show on the road," said Mrs. B., and they all piled into the camper. But Violet didn't want to stay in her cage. Midnight hid under the seat. And Miss Piggy ate half a bag of chips before they even started. It was going to be one wild ride. The kids sang at the top of their lungs. "Eighty-seven guinea pigs rolling along, Eighty-seven guinea pigs. Take some down, pass 'em around, Eighty-seven guinea pigs rolling along..." First stop was Bull Run Castle.

“我们上路吧，”B太太说，于是他们都挤进了露营车。 但维奥莱特不想待在笼子里。 午夜藏在座位下面。 小猪小姐还没开始就吃了半袋薯片。 这将是一次疯狂的旅程。 孩子们扯着嗓子唱歌。 八十七只豚鼠，八十七只豚鼠。 拿下来，传一传，八十七只豚鼠滚过来……” 第一站是布尔朗城堡。

"It was built to be somebody's house once," said Mrs. B. "But now it's a museum. And people can rent it out for parties and events." "Look!" said Stink. "A bunch of kids dressed up like witches and wizards." Six kids from a Harry Potter party talked their parents into letting them have guinea pigs! Next stop, the Reston Zoo. At the elephant house, Stink saw the most amazing animal that wasn't even an elephant. It was the world's biggest guinea pig! "The sign says it's a capybara," said Mrs. B. "It comes from South America, just like guinea pigs do, and it's the world's largest living rodent. Scientists found a skeleton of one rodent relative that's eight million years old. The 'giant rat' weighed fifteen hundred pounds."

“它曾经是别人的房子，”B太太说。 “但现在它是一个博物馆。人们可以把它租出去举办派对和活动。” “看！”臭臭说。“一群孩子打扮成巫师的样子。” 哈利波特派对上的六个孩子说服他们的父母让他们养豚鼠！下一站，莱斯顿动物园。 在大象的房子里，臭臭看到了最神奇的动物，它甚至不是大象。 它是世界上最大的豚鼠！“牌子上说这是水豚，”B太太说。 “它来自南美洲，就像豚鼠一样，它是世界上最大的啮齿动物。 科学家们发现了一具800万年前的啮齿动物的骨骼。 这只‘巨鼠’重达1500磅。”

"Guinea giganticus!" said Stink, making up a scientific name. When they got back to Squeals on Wheels, people were peering through the windows of the camper at all the guinea pigs. "Get your cute guinea pigs here," they announced. In no time, Squeals on Wheels was a little less squeal-y. Stink studied the map. "Next stop— World's Biggest Ham!" After crossing over the James River Bridge, they pulled into Smithfield, Virginia— Pig City,

“几内亚巨怪！”臭臭说，在编造一个学名。 当他们回到“车轮上的尖叫”时，人们正透过露营车的窗户窥视着所有的豚鼠。 “把你可爱的豚鼠带来，”他们宣布。 很快，《车轮上的尖叫》就没那么刺耳了。 臭臭研究着地图。“下一站——世界上最大的火腿！”穿过詹姆斯河大桥后，他们开进了弗吉尼亚州的史密斯菲尔德——猪城，