斯丁莫迪 · 4 Stink and the great gulnea pig express
And Then There Were Five
然后是五个人
Nineteen guinea pigs! Stink was feeling pleased as punch all weekend about the Great Guinea Pig Giveaway. Until Monday at school, that is. Parker stopped Stink in the hall. "We have to give back our guinea pigs," Parker said. "Both Hash Brown and Butterscotch chewed holes in the new sofa. Blackberry made a nest out of my sister's doll's hair. And Jelly Bean ate a whole bag of jelly beans and made rainbow poop in my mom's go-to-work shoes." Stink couldn't help laughing. "What about Astro?" "Astro tiptoed across my dad's computer keyboard and e-mailed his boss by mistake." "Good boy!" said Stink. "I mean, too bad. Well, you'll just have to take them back to Mrs.
19只豚鼠!臭臭整个周末都对大豚鼠赠品感到非常高兴。 直到星期一上学为止。 帕克在大厅里拦住了臭臭。 “我们必须归还我们的小白鼠,”帕克说。 哈希·布朗和奶油糖果都在新沙发上咬了几个洞。 黑莓用我妹妹的娃娃头发做了个窝。 果冻豆吃了一整袋果冻豆,还在我妈妈的上班鞋里弄了彩虹便便。” 臭臭忍不住笑了。 “阿斯特罗怎么样?”“阿斯特罗蹑手蹑脚地走过我爸的电脑键盘,给他的老板发了封电子邮件。” “好孩子!”臭臭说。“我的意思是,太糟糕了。 好吧,你得把它们拿回去给Mrs。
Birdwistle." "Can't you take them? My mom'll freak if I bring them home again." "My mom will freak, too," said Stink. He peered at the squirming heap of fur balls. Astro looked up at him and made a tiny trumpet sound. Stink's heart melted. "Never mind. I'll take them back for you." Parker handed over the cardboard carrier to Stink. "Astro!" Stink whispered to his furry friend. "You came back!"
Birdwistle。”“你不能拿吗?” 如果我再把它们带回家,我妈妈会抓狂的。” “我妈妈也会吓坏的,”臭臭说。 他凝视着那堆蠕动的毛球。 阿斯特罗抬头看着他,发出了一声小号的声音。 臭臭的心融化了。“没关系。 我给你拿回去。” 帕克把纸板箱递给臭臭。 “阿斯特罗!”臭臭低声对他毛茸茸的朋友说。 “你回来了!”
The five guinea pigs slept their way through social studies, ran their way through recess, and squeaked up a storm all the way through Mrs. D.'s exciting reading of The Mouse and the Motorcycle. On the way home, Stink told Judy what happened. "Do you think if I ask super-duper nice this time, Mom and Dad might let me keep Astro?" "Yes," said Judy. "When guinea pigs fly." "Hardee-har-har," said Stink. "But I'm serious. I let Astro go and he came back. It's a sign." "A sign that you're cuckoo if you think you can keep him." When Stink got home, he rushed up to his room before his mother could see him and slid the carrier under his bed. Maybe he could hide them for just a little while. How hard could it be to hide a few furry critters? He ran down to the kitchen and piled salad greens and a baby carrot, a strawberry, and a melon cube on a plate. "Good for you, Stink," said
这五只豚鼠在社会研究课上一直在睡觉,在课间休息时一直在跑,在D夫人的课上一直在尖叫。他读了《老鼠和摩托车》这本激动人心的书。 在回家的路上,臭臭把发生的事告诉了朱迪。 “你觉得如果我这次问得特别好,爸爸妈妈会让我养阿斯特罗吗?”“是的,”朱迪说。 “当豚鼠会飞的时候。”“哈——哈——哈,”臭臭说。 “但我是认真的。我放了阿斯特罗,他又回来了。 这是一个征兆。”“如果你认为你能留住他,那就说明你疯了。” 臭臭到家后,趁妈妈还没看到他,就冲进了自己的房间,把箱子塞到床底下。 也许他可以把它们藏一段时间。 藏几只毛茸茸的小动物能有多难? 他跑到厨房,把蔬菜沙拉、一根小胡萝卜、一颗草莓和一块甜瓜堆在盘子里。 “干得好,臭臭。
Mom. "A healthy snack for once, instead of all those jawbreakers." "Uh-huh," said Stink. He hurried back upstairs to his room. Judy met him in the hall. "Stink, I wouldn't go in there if I were you," she said, blocking the doorway. Stink tried to see past her. "What do you mean?" "Your underwear, Stink. It's alive!" Stink pushed past her, and Judy followed. A pair of underpants dashed across the floor, up and over his bed, and around the legs of his desk. "Holy underwear!" Judy yelled. She jumped out of the way. "Attack of the Mutant Undies!" said Stink, chasing the runaway underpants around his room. "Helppp!"
妈妈。“一次健康的零食,而不是那些令人瞠目结舌的东西。” “嗯哼,”臭臭说。他匆匆回到楼上自己的房间。 朱迪在大厅里遇见了他。“臭,如果我是你,我是不会进去的。”她说着,堵住了门口。 臭臭试图越过她看过去。 “你是什么意思?”“你的内裤,臭臭。 它还活着!”臭臭从她身边推开,朱迪紧随其后。 一条内裤在地板上窜来窜去,越过他的床,绕到他的桌腿上。 “神圣的内衣!”朱迪喊道。 她跳开了。 “变种人的内裤来了!”臭臭说着,在他的房间里追着逃跑的内裤。 “Helppp !”
Judy helped Stink corner the undies behind his wastebasket. Stink pounced on the undies. "Gotcha!" Up popped Astro's head through a leg hole.
朱迪帮臭臭把内衣放在废纸篓后面。 臭味扑向内衣。 “明白了!”阿斯特罗的头从腿上的洞里探了出来。
