2 One Hundred and None

One Hundred and None

《一百零》

"Guinea pig party!" said Sophie, holding up a tricolor guinea pig that looked like it was wearing a wig. "Guinea pig palooza," said Webster, putting a black-and-white guinea pig in his lap. "The Great Wall of Guinea Pigs!" said Stink, holding a little fur ball with blue eyes and spiky hair. "When did you get three guinea pigs?" Sophie asked Webster. "And how come you didn't tell us?" asked Stink. "They're not mine," said Webster. "I never saw them before. I don't know how they got here." "If we were at my house," said Stink, "I'd say my sister, Judy, was trying to clone guinea pigs

“豚鼠派对！”苏菲说着，举起一只看起来戴着假发的三色豚鼠。 “豚鼠狂欢，”韦伯斯特说着，把一只黑白相间的豚鼠放在腿上。 “豚鼠长城！”臭臭说，手里拿着一个长着蓝眼睛和尖毛的小皮球。 “你什么时候弄到三只豚鼠的？”索菲问韦伯斯特。 “那你怎么不告诉我们呢？” “它们不是我的，”韦伯斯特说。 “我以前从未见过他们。我不知道他们是怎么来的。” “如果我们在我家，”臭臭说，“我会说我妹妹朱迪正在试图克隆豚鼠

again. One time, she put guinea pig hairs in the microwave to make more guinea pigs." "Maybe they escaped from the circus," said Webster. "Maybe they escaped from a mad scientist," said Sophie. "Maybe they're alien guinea pigs from the planet Squeak," said Stink. "They look like plain old earthlings to me," said Webster. He ran into his house to get an apple and some broccoli. The hungry guinea pigs munched down the apple in a flash. "Eat all the broccoli, too," urged Webster. "So I won't have to." "I'm calling mine Astro," said Stink.

再一次。有一次，她把豚鼠的毛放进微波炉里，想多做一些豚鼠。” “也许他们是从马戏团逃出来的，”韦伯斯特说。 “也许他们是从一个疯狂的科学家那里逃出来的。”索菲说。 “也许他们是来自吱吱星球的外星小白鼠，”臭臭说。 韦伯斯特说：“在我看来，他们就像普通的老地球人。” 他跑进屋去拿了一个苹果和一些西兰花。 饥饿的豚鼠一眨眼就把苹果吃了个精光。 “把所有的花椰菜都吃了，”韦伯斯特敦促道。 “这样我就不用去了。”“我给我的孩子起名叫阿斯特罗。”臭臭说。

"I'm calling mine Oreo," said Webster. "We can't keep them," said Sophie. "They must belong to somebody." "Yeah— us!" Webster said. "Finders keepers, losers weepers." "Finders stealers, losers weepers," said Sophie. "Let's take them to Fur & Fangs," said Stink. "Mrs. Birdwistle will know what we should do." Webster and Sophie put their guinea pigs into a shoe box poked with holes. Stink let Astro ride in his very own shoe box. When they got to Fur & Fangs, Stink could not believe his eyes. Or his ears. Cages were toppled every which way. Puppies squealed and parrots squawked. Rabbits raced in circles. And guinea pigs squeaked from every direction, running loose all over the shop. "Don't just stand there," said Mrs. Birdwistle. "Help me catch them."

“我叫我的奥利奥，”韦伯斯特说。 “我们不能留下他们。”索菲说。 “它们一定是有人的。” “是的——我们!”韦伯斯特说。 “捡到的归谁，输了的哭。” “捡到的偷东西，输了的哭。”苏菲说。 “我们带他们去Fur & Fangs，”臭鼬说。 “伯德威斯尔太太会知道我们该怎么办的。” 韦伯斯特和索菲把他们的豚鼠放进一个满是洞的鞋盒里。 臭臭让阿斯特罗坐在他自己的鞋盒里。 当他们来到“尖牙和毛”时，臭臭简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。 或者他的耳朵。笼子到处都被掀翻了。 小狗吱吱叫，鹦鹉吱吱叫。 兔子绕圈赛跑。豚鼠从四面八方吱吱作响，在店里到处乱跑。 “别光站在那儿，”伯德威斯尔太太说。 “帮我抓住他们。”

"Let the Great Guinea Pig Chase begin!" said Stink. Stink, Sophie, and Webster crawled on all fours, cooing in baby talk and coaxing guinea pigs back into their cages with parsley.

“伟大的天竺鼠追逐开始吧！”臭臭说。 臭臭、苏菲和韦伯斯特四肢着地爬着，用婴儿语咕咕叫着，用欧芹把豚鼠哄回笼子里。

"We'll find the little hair balls if it takes till next Christmas!" said Webster. When all the cages were right side up and all the piggies were safe inside again, Stink told Mrs. Birdwistle about finding three guinea pigs at Webster's house. "They must be escapees," he said. "I'm not surprised," said Mrs. Birdwistle. "The latches on the cage doors were broken, and they've been running mad all morning. Better help me do a quick count." "...ninety-nine, one hundred, one hundred and one!" called Stink. "They're all here!" said Mrs. B. "Including the three that went to see the Great Wall of China." "Are you stocking up for a big blow-out guinea pig sale?" asked Sophie. "Heavens, no," said Mrs. Birdwistle. "I heard about these little critters on the news yesterday. A lab was using the poor things to test shampoo and perfume. They've been half starved to death, twenty or more jammed to a cage, and they were

韦伯斯特说：“即使等到明年圣诞节，我们也会找到这些小毛球的。” 当所有的笼子都放好了，所有的小猪都安全了，臭臭告诉伯德威斯尔太太在韦伯斯特家发现了三只豚鼠。 “他们一定是逃犯，”他说。 “我一点也不奇怪，”伯德威斯尔太太说。 “笼子门上的门闩坏了，它们整个上午都在发疯。 最好帮我快速数一下。” “…九十九，一百一，一百一！”臭臭叫道。 “他们都来了！”B太太说。 “包括去看中国长城的三个人。” 苏菲问：“你是在为大甩卖豚鼠囤货吗？” “天哪，不，”伯德威斯尔太太说。 “我昨天在新闻上听说了这些小动物。 一个实验室正在用这些可怜的东西来测试洗发水和香水。 它们被饿死了一半，20多只被关在一个笼子里，它们确实是