9 World’s Worst Super-Stinky CHEATER Contest

World's Worst Super-Stinly CHEATER Contest

世界上最吝啬的骗子大赛

"Let the sniffing begin!" said the head judge lady. She handed Stink a clipboard. He took his sniffing very seriously. He walked up and down the rows and rows of torn sneakers, worn sneakers, yucky blucky sneakers. He walked in front of the sneakers and behind the sneakers. Here a sniff, there a sniff, everywhere a sniff, sniff. Stink rated each pair on a smelly scale of zero to four. He wrote down notes like "smells like a swamp" and "worse than a dead skunk" and "triple P.U." All the while, he couldn't help wondering which pair was Sophie's. "Hey, I'll give you a tip." Steve the Smeller handed Stink a tissue. "Take a whiff of a pair of sneakers, then hold the tissue up to your nose in between sniffs. That way, your sense of smell won't get so tired."

“开始嗅吧！”女首席法官说。 她递给臭臭一个剪贴板。 他对自己的嗅觉很认真。 他在一排排的破球鞋、破球鞋、倒霉的球鞋间走来走去。 他走在运动鞋的前面和后面。 这里闻闻，那里闻闻，到处闻闻，闻闻。 《臭》杂志对每一对鞋的气味进行了0到4分的评分。 他写下了“闻起来像沼泽”、“比死臭鼬还臭”和“三倍P.U.”之类的笔记。 他一直在想，哪一双是索菲的。 “嘿，我给你个小费。” 臭史蒂夫递给臭臭一张纸巾。 “闻一闻一双运动鞋，然后在每次闻一闻之间把纸巾举到鼻子边。 这样，你的嗅觉就不会那么累了。”

"Thanks!" said Stink. Wow-ee! A professional tip from Professor Smells-a-Lot himself. Stink puffed up with pride. He sniffed the next pair. "What do you smell?" Steve asked.

“谢谢！”臭臭说。Wow-ee !臭臭教授给你的专业建议。 臭臭骄傲地膨胀起来。 他嗅了嗅下一对。“你闻到了什么？”史蒂夫问。

"Feet," said Stink. He did the tissue trick, then smelled the sneakers again. "What else?" asked Steve. "Dirt. Old carpet smell. Maybe even moldy cheese." "Good for you," said Steve. "Moldy cheese. That's exactly what I thought." Stink sniffed some more sneakers. He couldn't help thinking that his were still the smelliest. He couldn't help thinking that he could have won the Golden Clothespin Award. Until he came to Smelly Sneaker Pair Number Thirteen, that is. Stink leaned over and took another whiff. Phew! His eyes crossed; his nose wrinkled; his tongue curled. Number Thirteen smelled worse than a barn full of bats. Worse than a basement full of rats. Number Thirteen smelled stinkier than the litter boxes of ten hundred cats! He sniffed Number Thirteen. He sniffed the clean tissue from Steve the Smeller. Then he sniffed pair Number Thirteen again. All the toilet

“脚，”臭臭说。他耍了纸巾的把戏，然后又闻了闻运动鞋。 “还有什么？”史蒂夫问。“土。 旧地毯的味道。甚至可能是发霉的奶酪。” “不错，”史蒂夫说。 “发霉的奶酪。我就是这么想的。” 臭臭又嗅了嗅运动鞋。 他不禁想到他的仍然是最臭的。 他不禁想到他本可以获得金衣夹奖的。 直到他来到了臭臭球鞋13号。 臭臭探过身来，又吸了一口。 唷!他的眼睛交叉着；他的鼻子皱了起来；他的舌头卷了起来。 十三号的气味比一谷仓的蝙蝠还难闻。 比满是老鼠的地下室还糟糕。 十三号比一千只猫的猫砂盆还臭！他嗅了嗅十三号。 他闻了闻史蒂夫身上的干净纸巾。 然后他又嗅了嗅十三号。 所有的厕所

water in the world could not have made his shoes as smelly as these sneakers. Stink E. Moody, Judge and Junior Sniffer, had found a real winner. A way-official, want-to-barf, gag-me-with-a-spoon winner. "Geez, Louise," said the lady judge when she came to Number Thirteen. "Jump back, Jack. I think I'm going to pass out." "This one's a Humpty of a Dumpty," Professor Smeller agreed. "Rotten eggs," said the lady judge. "Burnt hair," said Steve. "Cat pee," said Stink. "And dead worms." "He's got the nose, all right," said the professor. "Not many noses would pick up on that dead worm smell." "Worse than rancid roadkill," said the lady. "Worse than C4H9SeH!" said Steve. "What's that?" asked Stink. "Skunk spray," Steve told him. Stink cracked up.

即使是世界上的水也不会使他的鞋子像这双运动鞋一样臭。 臭小子穆迪、法官和小嗅嗅找到了一个真正的赢家。 一个官方的，想吐的，用勺子堵住我嘴的赢家。 “天哪，露易丝，”女法官走到十三号时说道。 “跳回去，杰克。我想我要晕过去了。” “这是一个矮胖子中的矮胖子。”斯迈勒教授表示赞同。 “臭鸡蛋，”女法官说。 “头发烧焦了，”史蒂夫说。“猫尿，”臭臭说。 “还有死虫。”“他的鼻子长得不错，”教授说。 “没有多少鼻子能闻到死虫子的味道。” “比腐烂的公路尸体还糟糕，”女士说。 “比C4H9SeH还糟！”史蒂夫说。 “那是什么？”臭臭问。 “臭鼬喷雾。”史蒂夫告诉他。 臭臭裂开了。

Stink knew for sure now. These sneakers would be outlawed in outer space. These skunks were a number ten on a scale of zero to four. All the king's horses and all the bad smells could not outsmell the Numero Uno, All-Time World's Stinkiest Sneakers, Putrid Pair Number Thirteen. Stink wrote down his final score. He turned in his clipboard. All the votes were counted. At last it was time. Time to announce the Grand Prize Winner of the All-Time, World's Worst, Super-Stinky Sneaker Contest. Professor Steve stepped up to the microphone. "Attention! May I have your attention, please?" Everybody gathered around. All ears were listening. Not even a dog barked.

臭臭现在肯定知道了。这些运动鞋在外太空是非法的。 这些臭鼬在0到4的范围内是10级。 国王所有的马和所有难闻的气味都无法比no . Uno，史上最臭的球鞋，腐烂的13号球鞋更好闻。 臭臭写下了最后的分数。 他把剪贴板交了上去。 所有的选票都被点票了。 最后是时候了。是时候宣布有史以来，世界上最糟糕的超级臭球鞋比赛的大奖得主了。 史蒂夫教授走到麦克风前。 “注意!请大家注意一下，好吗？”大家都围了过来。 所有的耳朵都在听。连狗都没有叫。