7 Professor Smells-a-Lot

Professor Smells-a-Lot

Smells-a-Lot教授

Next Saturday morning, Stink woke up to the most wonderful smell. Not pancakes cooking. Not bacon frying. The yucky, blucky putrid stench of smelly sneakers. Sweet! His sneakers were wonderfully smelly again. Back to where they were before his sister-the-human-marshmallow went powder crazy and made them smell sweet as roses. Stink was going to win the All-Time, World's Worst, Super-Stinky Sneaker Contest for sure. And today was the big day. His moment to shine. His moment to stink! "What's that smell?" Dad asked at breakfast. "Don't tell me Mouse dragged another dead critter in here." "It's him," said Judy, pointing to her brother. "Stink, you reek."

下个星期六早上，臭臭醒来闻到了最美妙的气味。 不是做煎饼。不是煎培根。 难闻的球鞋散发出令人作呕的恶臭。 甜蜜的!他的球鞋又臭了。 回到了他的人类棉花糖姐姐疯狂地撒粉之前的地方，让它们闻起来像玫瑰一样甜。 臭臭肯定会赢得有史以来世界上最臭的超级臭球鞋比赛。 今天是个大日子。 他闪耀的时刻。他的臭时刻到了！“那是什么味道？”早餐时爸爸问。 “别告诉我老鼠又拖了一只死动物进来。” “是他，”朱迪指着她的弟弟说。 “臭，你臭。”

"YOU-reek-a!" said Stink. "Get it? Eureka!" "I get it that you smell," said Judy. "Stink's entering a rotten sneaker contest today," Mom explained to Dad. "Interesting," said Dad. "My teacher's going to be there," Stink told them. "She said if I come early, I'll be able to meet somebody interesting."

“你——臭——臭！”“明白了吗? 尤里卡!”“我知道你闻到了，”朱迪说。 “臭臭今天要参加一个烂球鞋比赛，”妈妈向爸爸解释说。 “有意思，”爸爸说。“我的老师会去的，”臭臭告诉他们。 “她说如果我早点来，我就能遇到有趣的人。”

"It's probably just a guy dressed up like a giant sneaker or something," said Judy. "Or something," said Stink.

“可能只是一个人打扮成一个巨大的运动鞋或什么的，”朱迪说。 “或者别的什么。”臭臭说。

"Mom, Dad? Can I go, too?" Judy asked. "Just to watch, I mean." "Let's all go," said Dad. "But only if we put the smelly sneakers in the trunk, right, Dad?" said Judy. When Stink got to the contest, Webster and Sophie of the Elves came running up to him. "There's no contest!" said Webster. "What?" asked Stink. "What do you mean? I know it's today." "One of the judges caught a cold and he can't smell right," said Sophie. "So they had to cancel the contest." "No way." "Yah-huh. Mrs. D. said! I'm not even in the contest, but I feel bad for you and Sophie," Webster told his friend. Stink could not believe his stinky, awful, nogood, very bad luck. "You mean I wore the same socks for six days and slept in my sneakers and

“妈妈,爸爸?我也能去吗？”朱迪问。 “我是说，只是为了看。”“我们都走吧，”爸爸说。 “但前提是我们把臭球鞋放进后备箱，对吗，爸爸？”朱迪说。 当臭臭到达比赛现场时，韦伯斯特和精灵的索菲向他跑来。 韦伯斯特说：“没有什么可争的！” “什么？”臭臭问。“你是什么意思？” 我知道是今天。”“有个评委感冒了，他的嗅觉不好，”索菲说。 “所以他们不得不取消比赛。” “没有办法”。“Yah-huh。D太太。 说!我甚至没有参加比赛，但我为你和索菲感到难过，”韦伯斯特告诉他的朋友。 臭臭简直不敢相信自己的臭、可怕、不好、倒霉透顶。 “你是说我连续六天穿同一只袜子，穿着运动鞋睡觉

tromped through mud puddles and swamp water for nothing?" Just then, Stink saw his teacher. "Mrs. D.!" called Stink. "Is it true? There's really not going to be a stinky sneaker contest?" "Well," said Mrs. D., "we might have a way to save the day." "Really?" everybody asked. "Stink, when we heard one of the judges was sick, I thought, who else do we know who just might have an amazing, incredible sense of smell? And right away I thought of you, Stink Moody, The Nose."

徒劳无功地踩过泥坑和沼泽？”就在这时，臭臭看到了他的老师。 “迪太太！”臭臭叫道。“是真的吗？” 真的不会有臭球鞋比赛了吗？”“好吧，”D太太说，“我们也许有办法挽救这一天了。” “真的吗？”大家都问。 “臭，当我们听说一位评委病了的时候，我想，我们还知道谁可能有惊人的、不可思议的嗅觉？” 我立刻想到了你，臭鼻子穆迪。”