6 Unidentified Flying Odor

Unidentified Flying Odor`

不明飞行异味

"P.U.!" said Judy, coming into Stink's room. "Did you take a bath in that stinky perfume or something?" "Or something," said Stink. "Then I hate to tell you, but you have a UFO in your room." "Do not," said Stink. "Not the alien kind of UFO," said Judy. "An Unidentified Flying Odor. I can smell it from my room." Stink kicked his sneakers under the bed. "Stink, it's those sneakers. You're stinking up the whole house with those yucks. You have to get them out of here." Stink tossed his sneakers into the hallway.

“P.U.!”朱迪走进臭臭的房间说。 “你是不是在那难闻的香水里洗澡了？”“或者别的什么。”臭臭说。 “那我真不想告诉你，你的房间里有一个不明飞行物。” “不要，”臭臭说。“不是那种外星人的不明飞行物，”朱迪说。 “一种不明飞行物的气味。 我在房间里都能闻到。” 臭臭把他的球鞋踢到床底下了。 “臭，是那双运动鞋。 你让这些恶心的东西把整个房子都弄臭了。 你得把他们弄出去。” 臭臭把他的球鞋扔进了走廊。

"That's even closer," said Judy. "I can already smell them up on my top bunk! Even Mouse is about to pass out from the fumes." Stink went back to his desk and scribbled on a piece of paper. He came out into the hallway and tacked up a sign over his sneakers: "Ha, ha, very funny. Like that really helped," said Judy, pinching her nose closed and talking in a funny voice. "Then just shut your door," said Stink. "Like this!" He slammed the door on purpose.

“更接近了，”朱迪说。 “我上铺已经闻到了！”就连老鼠也快被熏晕了。” 臭臭回到书桌前，在一张纸上乱写乱画。 他走到走廊上，在球鞋上钉了一个牌子：“哈哈，很有趣。 好像那真的很有帮助，”朱迪说，捏紧鼻子，用一种奇怪的声音说话。 “那就把门关上。”臭臭说。 “这样!”他故意砰地关上了门。

Stink heard Judy stomp into the bathroom. Stink heard Judy slam the medicine cabinet door. Stink heard Judy rattle around in the hall. Stink could not concentrate on drawing comics. He could not read the T-for-Toads encyclopedia. He could not hear himself think with all that stomping and slamming and rattling. Stink opened his door. A cloud of white dust attacked him. He coughed and waved his hand in front of his face. Stink could hardly see his sister. Judy had powder in her hair and on her face and all the way down to her shoes. She looked like a human marshmallow. She looked like the Abominable Snow Girl. She looked like a cumulonimbus cloud. "What's with all the powder?" Stink asked, still coughing. Then the cloud cleared. The dust settled. And Stink saw it. "OH, NO!" screamed Stink. "My sneakers! My beautiful super-smelly sneakers!" "It's okay," said Judy. "The powder will help. It'll soak up the smell and they won't stink so

我听见朱迪咚咚地走进浴室。 我听到朱迪砰地关上药柜的门。 我听到朱迪在大厅里喋喋不休。 臭臭无法集中精力画漫画。 他看不懂T-for-Toads百科全书。 他听不清自己在想什么。 臭臭打开了他的门。一团白色的灰尘向他袭来。 他咳嗽了一下，在面前挥舞着他的手。 臭臭几乎看不见他的妹妹。 朱迪的头发上、脸上、鞋子上都有粉。 她看起来像个棉花糖。 她看起来就像可恶的雪女。 她看起来像一片积雨云。 “这些粉末是怎么回事？”臭臭问道，还在咳嗽。 然后乌云散开了。尘埃落定。 臭臭看到了。“哦，不！”臭臭尖叫。 “我的运动鞋!我漂亮的超臭球鞋！”“没关系，”朱迪说。 “爽身粉会有帮助。它会吸收气味，不会那么臭

bad." "NO! You don't get it!" said Stink. "I was stinking them up on purpose, so I could enter them in the All-Time, World's Worst, Super-Stinky

坏。”“不!你不明白！”臭臭说。 “我是故意把它们弄得臭烘烘的，这样我就可以把它们参加‘史上最臭、超级臭’的比赛了

Sneaker Contest. How could you not know that? How could you forget?" "Oops!" said Judy. Stink did not know what to do. Now his perfectly smelly sneakers were not perfect at all. They were perfect for winning an air-freshener contest. They were perfect for winning a notstinky perfume contest. No way were they going to beat Sophie now. "Go get Mom," said Stink. "It's an emergency. A super-stinky sneaker emergency." "Trust me, Stink. All the powder in the world could not make those puppies smell good again. They smell even worse now, if you ask me. Kind of sweet, but kind of sour. Sweet and Sour Sneakers! I mean, they still make me gag and almost want to barf." "Almost is not good enough to win," said Stink. "They have to have at least a double-gag factor. A triple-quadruple barf factor." "Why don't we just smell them up more?" asked Judy. "Operation Smelly Sneakers. We

运动鞋比赛。你怎么会不知道呢？ 你怎么能忘记呢？”“哎呀！”朱迪说。 臭臭不知道该怎么办。 现在他的臭球鞋一点也不完美。 他们是赢得空气清新剂比赛的最佳人选。 他们是赢得无臭香水比赛的最佳人选。 他们现在不可能打败苏菲了。 “去找妈妈，”臭臭说。“这是紧急情况。 超级臭的运动鞋紧急事件。” “相信我，臭臭。世界上所有的粉末都不能让那些小狗闻起来好起来。 要我说，他们现在更臭了。 有点甜，但有点酸。 酸甜运动鞋！我的意思是，它们仍然让我想吐，几乎想吐。” “差一点还不足以赢，”臭臭说。 “它们至少要有双重干扰因素。 一个三到四倍的呕吐因子。” “我们为什么不多闻一闻呢？”朱迪问。 “臭运动鞋行动”。 我们