3 Rumpel-STINK-skin

Rumpel-STINK-skin

Rumpel-STINK-skin

"I'm home!" Stink called, bursting through the front door. "How was your field trip?" Mom asked. "You mean my smell trip!" said Stink. He reached into his backpack and handed his mom the flyer for the smelly sneaker contest. "I think it really stinks that Stink got to go to the Stinky Museum and I didn't," said his big sister, Judy. "It was so way fun. And gross. I learned a ton of smelly stuff." "Like what?" Judy asked. "Like everybody has their own smell, except if you're twins. And guess what? We can smell stuff even when we're sleeping, and, oh yeah, a boy moth can smell a girl moth a block away."

“我回来了!”臭臭喊道，从前门冲了进来。 “你的实地考察怎么样？”母亲问。 “你是说我的嗅觉之旅！”臭臭说。 他把手伸进背包，递给妈妈一张臭味运动鞋比赛的传单。 “我觉得臭臭应该去臭臭博物馆，而我却没有，这真的很糟糕，”他的姐姐朱迪说。 “这太有趣了。和恶心。 我学到了很多难闻的东西。” “像什么?”朱迪问。“每个人都有自己的气味，除非你是双胞胎。 你猜怎么着？我们甚至在睡觉的时候都能闻到气味，而且，哦，对了，一只雄蛾能闻到一个街区外的雌蛾的气味。”

"Mr. Nose-It-All," said Judy. Stink stuck his expert sniffer in the air. "Is something burning?" "Ack!" said Mom, rushing to the kitchen and whisking the skillet off the stove top. She waved her hand through the smoke. "I was making toasted cheese sandwiches for you kids."

“鼻子先生，”朱迪说。 臭气把他那熟练的嗅探器吹到了空中。 “有什么东西烧着了吗？”“哎呀！”妈妈说着，冲进厨房，把炉子上的煎锅一扫而光。 她在烟雾中挥了挥手。 “我在给你们做烤奶酪三明治。”

"And now your cheese sandwiches are toast," said Judy, cracking herself up. "Good thing you smelled something, Stink," said Mom.

“现在你的奶酪三明治烤面包了，”朱迪说着，笑了起来。 “还好你闻到了味道，臭臭，”妈妈说。

"Human Smoke Alarm!" said Judy. "At the museum, kids were calling me The Nose," said Stink, tapping his right nostril. "I found out today that I can smell stuff really, really great, better than anybody in my whole class. Sophie says I smell better than a dog." "I should hope so!" said Mom. Mom and Judy cracked up. "Woof!" said Stink. "And here I thought you just had a nose for trouble," said Mom. "Laugh all you want," said Stink. "But this nose could make me famous." "My elbow's famous," said Judy, holding up the elbow that once starred in a picture in the newspaper. "No, I mean it. When I grow up, I'm going to do something great with this nose." said Stink. "You can't waste a nose like this." He admired himself in the mirror, turning his head from left to right and studying The Nose, his best feature.

“人体烟雾报警器！”朱迪说。 “在博物馆里，孩子们都叫我‘鼻子’。”臭臭说着，拍拍他的右鼻孔。 “我今天发现我的嗅觉真的很好，比班上任何人都好。 苏菲说我闻起来比狗还香。” “我希望如此！”妈妈说。 妈妈和朱迪大笑起来。“汪！”臭臭说。 “我还以为你对麻烦很有嗅觉呢，”妈妈说。 “你想笑就笑吧，”臭臭说。 “但这鼻子能让我出名。” “我的胳膊肘很有名，”朱迪说，举起那只胳膊肘，这只胳膊肘曾在报纸上的一张照片上出现过。 “不，我是认真的。等我长大了，我要用这个鼻子做点了不起的事。” 臭说。“你不能这样浪费一个鼻子。” 他欣赏着镜子里的自己，把头从左转到右，仔细端详着自己最好看的地方——鼻子。

"You could be a circus freak!" said Judy. "Like that guy with the seven-and-a-half-inch-long nose!" "No, I mean like a professional smeller." "I thought you wanted to be president of your own candy store." "That was before The Nose," said Stink. "What happened to being an inventor?" asked Mom. "I can still invent stuff. Like an alarm clock that wakes you up with a smell." "There's no such job as a Smeller, is there, Mom?" Judy asked. "I don't really know," said Mom. "Maybe you could work for a perfume company. Or you could test smells for new products."

“你可能是个马戏团的怪物！”朱迪说。 “就像那个长着七英寸半长鼻子的家伙！”“不，我是说像一个专业的嗅觉师。” “我还以为你想当自己糖果店的总裁呢。” “那是在鼻子出现之前。”臭臭说。 “你不是说要当发明家吗？”妈妈问。 “我仍然可以发明东西。 就像闹钟用一种气味把你叫醒。” “根本就没有嗅觉师这种工作，对吧，妈妈？”朱迪问。 “我真的不知道，”妈妈说。 “也许你可以在香水公司工作。 或者你可以测试新产品的气味。”