2 More Fun than Earwax

More Fun than Earwax

比耳垢更有趣

Stink took an up-close-and-personal tour of the giant nose. He got attacked by giant nose hairs, peered down a big ugly bumpy throat, and skipped through the Hall of Mucus. He even learned how boogers are made— not pretty! "Having fun?" Mrs. D. asked him. "Are you kidding? This is more fun than earwax!" Stink told Mrs. D. "And educational, too," he added. Grown-ups loved the e word. They liked to think you were learning stuff no matter what. Mrs. D. smiled. "Stink, you seem to be interested in the sense of smell. Maybe you'd like to try the Everybody Stinks exhibit? Nobody else seems to want to go near it." Mrs. D. pinched her nose and shook her head.

臭臭近距离亲自参观了这个大鼻子。 他被巨大的鼻毛攻击，从又大又丑又凹凸不平的喉咙里往下偷看，然后蹦蹦跳跳地穿过了粘液厅。 他甚至学会了鼻屎是怎么做的——不好看！“开心吗?”D太太。 问他。“你在开玩笑吧？” 这比耳垢有趣多了！”臭臭告诉D太太。 “也有教育意义，”他补充说。 大人们喜欢这个词。 他们喜欢认为你无论如何都在学习。 d太太笑了。“臭臭，你似乎对嗅觉很感兴趣。 也许你想试试“人人都臭”展览？ 似乎没有其他人想靠近它。” d太太捏了捏鼻子，摇了摇头。

"How smelly can it be?" Stink said bravely. Mrs. D. pointed to the far end of the exhibit. Stink strolled over and read the instructions. "Match the body odor with the body parts they come from," Stink read aloud. Before Stink knew it, the whole class had gathered around. Webster announced to the class, "Hey, everybody! Stink's going to smell B.O.!" Stink wasn't so sure he wanted to smell B.O. But he hated to let Webster and everybody down. So Stink mustered up all his courage, leaned over, put his nose right up to the bottle, and squeezed. He took one sniff, then scrunched up his face, clutched his chest, and crumpled to the floor. "Uhh!" everybody gasped, taking in what sounded like one big breath.

“能有多臭？”臭臭勇敢地说。 d夫人指着展品的另一端。 臭臭走过来，读着说明书。 “把体味和它们来自的身体部位相匹配，”臭臭大声朗读。 在臭臭反应过来之前，全班同学都围了过来。 韦伯斯特向全班宣布：“大家好！臭味会散发出臭味的！”臭臭不太确定他是否想闻到臭味 但他不愿让韦伯斯特和所有人失望。 于是臭臭鼓起所有的勇气，俯身，把鼻子凑到瓶子上，挤了起来。 他吸了一口气，然后皱起脸，抓着胸口，瘫倒在地板上。 “啊！”每个人都倒吸了一口气。

"Ha, ha, ha! Gotcha!" Stink cried, jumping back up. "What did it smell like?" Sophie asked.

“哈，哈，哈！明白了!”臭臭叫道，又跳了起来。 “它闻起来像什么？”苏菲问。

"Feet!" said Stink. "It's not that bad. Just smells like dirty socks when your feet sweat and you take your shoes off." "Sounds bad to me," said Webster. Stink squeezed the next bottle. "Uck. This one smells like onion. Maybe garlic. Phew! Bad breath," Stink said, waving his hand in front of his face. "P.U. This one smells like my soccer shirt! Armpit alert!" "It's B.O.!" somebody shouted. "He did it! He really smelled B.O.! And he didn't even faint!" After Stink smelled all the body-part smells, he moved to the next station. Rotten eggs! Dirt! Perfume! Moth balls! Skunk! Rotten cabbage! Dog breath! Old fish! Dead broccoli?

“脚！”臭臭说。“没那么糟。 只闻起来像你脱鞋时脚出汗时的臭袜子。” “听起来很糟糕，”韦伯斯特说。 臭臭又挤了一瓶。 “厄。这个闻起来像洋葱。 也许大蒜。唷!“口臭。”臭臭说着，在脸前挥着手。 P.U.这个闻起来像我的足球衫！腋窝警戒!”“是B.O.!”有人喊道。 “他做到了！”他身上真的有股臭味！他甚至没有晕倒！”臭臭闻了所有身体部位的气味后，他来到了下一站。 臭鸡蛋!灰尘!香水!蛾球!臭鼬!烂白菜!狗的呼吸!老鱼!死花椰菜?

Stink sniffed and snuffled his way through a dozen yucky, rotten smells. He made a few faces, but he guessed every single smell right. "P.U.! How do you do that? You didn't miss one!" said Webster. "I just follow my nose," said Stink, sticking his expert sniffer in the air. "You always were nosy," said Sophie of the Elves, laughing. "Some people have an excellent sense of smell," Mrs. D. explained. "I smell something, too," said Sophie. "Hamburgers!"

臭臭嗅了又嗅，嗅出了十几种令人作呕的腐烂气味。 他做了几个鬼脸，但他猜对了每一种气味。 “部件!你是怎么做到的？ 你没有漏掉一个！”韦伯斯特说。 “我只是跟着我的鼻子走。”臭臭说着，把他那专业的嗅探器伸到空中。 “你们总是爱管闲事。”苏菲笑着说。 “有些人的嗅觉非常灵敏，”D夫人说。 解释说。“我也闻到了味道。”索菲说。 “汉堡!”