10 Mr. Stinky

Mr. Stinky

臭臭先生

After the contest, Sophie of the Elves and Webster came back to Stink's house for pizza. Sophie passed the shiny Golden Clothespin trophy around for everybody to see. "Are you sure you're not mad about the contest?" Sophie asked Stink. "I know how much you wanted to win and get the Golden Clothespin trophy and everything." "That was before," said Stink. "Before I knew my friend was going to take me to the air freshener factory. Hint, hint." Sophie giggled. "And before I got to meet Professor Smeller in person and be a Junior Sniffer for a day. He told me I have The Nose. What could be better than that? And I got something even smellier than a Golden Clothespin trophy."

比赛结束后，精灵的索菲和韦伯斯特回到臭臭家吃披萨。 索菲把闪闪发光的金衣夹奖杯递给大家看。 “你确定你对比赛不生气吗？”索菲问臭臭。 “我知道你有多想赢，想拿到金衣夹奖杯什么的。” “那是以前的事了。” 在我知道我的朋友要带我去空气清新剂工厂之前。 提示,提示”。苏菲咯咯笑了。 “在我亲自见到嗅觉教授，当一天初级嗅探员之前。 他说我有“鼻子” 还有什么比这更好的呢？ 我还得到了比金衣夹奖杯更臭的东西。”

"What?" asked Sophie. "Spill it," said Webster. "I can't spill it," said Stink. "Never, ever, ever!" He held out the vial around his neck. "In this vial is something even more vile than stinky perfume. Stinkier than C4H9SeH, skunk spray. Smelliest of all smells." Stink waved the open vial in front of their nostrils. "P.U.!" Webster ran for the window. Sophie's eyes watered. "Behold! Genuine and for-real eau de corpse flower. Professor Smelly went to Washington, D.C., before coming to judge the contest. And he smelled a real corpse flower named Mr. Stinky. And he got to take scientific samples. In this jar is one drop of super-stinky essence of corpse flower. No lie." "You mean you're really going to wear that vile vial?" asked Webster. "Always," said Stink.

“什么？”索菲问。“说出来吧，”韦伯斯特说。 “我不能洒出来，”臭臭说。 “永远，永远，永远！”他把药瓶挂在脖子上。 “这个瓶子里装着比臭香水更可恶的东西。 比C4H9SeH还臭，臭鼬喷雾。 所有气味中最臭的。”臭臭在他们的鼻孔前挥舞着打开的小瓶。 “部件!”韦伯斯特跑向窗户。 索菲的眼睛湿润了。“看哪!货真价实的尸水花。 臭臭教授在担任比赛评委之前去了华盛顿特区。 他闻到了一朵真正的尸花，名叫臭先生。 他要采集科学样本。 这个罐子里有一滴超级臭的尸花精华。 没有说谎。”“你的意思是你真的要戴上那个卑鄙的小瓶子？”韦伯斯特问。 “总是这样。”臭臭说。

"Now we're going to have to call you Super Stink," said Sophie of the Elves. "Then I'll have to call you Sophie of the Smells!"

“现在我们只好叫你‘超级臭臭’了。”精灵们的索菲说。 “那我只好叫你气味的苏菲了！”

"Hey, no fair," said Webster. "You're Super Stink, and she's Sophie of the Smells. I want a smelly name, too." "Hmm. Webster. How about... The Smellster?" said Stink. "Perfect!" said The Smellster. "Now all your friends are smelly, Stink," said Judy. "How'd you get the name Stink, anyway?" asked Sophie of the Smells. "HER," said Stink, pointing to Judy. "I'll tell it! I'll tell it!" Judy said. "See, when Stink was a baby, Dad started calling him Peanut. I was jealous, because Dad had always called me Peanut. So I tried to think up a new name. Then one day, Dad was changing Stink's dirty diaper..." "Eee-yew!" said Webster, pinching his nose. "If you want to be a Master Sniffer, you have to be able to smell dirty diapers," said Stink. "Professor Steve said so."

“嘿，不公平，”韦伯斯特说。 “你是超级臭臭，她是气味的苏菲。 我也想要一个臭名字。” “嗯。韦伯斯特。如何…… 臭鼬？”臭鼬说。 “太棒了！”嗅觉者说。 “现在你所有的朋友都臭了，臭小子，”朱迪说。 “臭臭这个名字是怎么来的？”苏菲问。 “她，”臭臭指着朱迪说。 “我要讲！”我要讲出来！”朱迪说。 “当臭臭还是个婴儿的时候，爸爸开始叫他花生。 我很嫉妒，因为爸爸总是叫我花生。 所以我想了个新名字。 后来有一天，爸爸在给臭臭换脏尿布……” 韦伯斯特捏着鼻子说。 “如果你想成为嗅探大师，你必须能闻到脏尿布的味道。”臭臭说。 “史蒂夫教授这么说的。”

"Okay, Professor Smells-Himself-a-Lot," said Judy. "Anyway, it was really stinky. So I started singing this song I learned in preschool." "Don't sing it!" said Stink, covering his ears. "Sing it!" said Webster and Sophie. "It sounds like 'Old McDonald Had a Farm.' My little brother smells so bad, Stinky, stinky poo! With a stink, stink here And a stink, stink there. Here a stink, There a stink, Everywhere a stink, stink! My little brother smells so bad, Stinky, stinky poo!

“好吧，教授经常闻自己的味道，”朱迪说。 “不管怎么说，它真的很臭。 所以我开始唱这首我在幼儿园学的歌。” “别唱！”臭臭捂着耳朵说。 “唱吧！”韦伯斯特和索菲说。 “听起来像《老麦当劳有个农场》。”我的小弟弟臭死了，臭臭的！这里臭气熏天那里臭气熏天。 这里臭气熏天，那里臭气熏天，到处臭气熏天！我的小弟弟臭死了，臭臭的！