1 Gross Me Out

Megan McDonald illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds Stink and The World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers

梅根·麦克唐纳（Megan McDonald）由彼得·H。 雷诺兹臭和世界上最臭的超级臭运动鞋

GROSS ME OUT

让我恶心

Gross me out! Stink-o! Skunksville! Stink Moody was in love. In love with school, that is. It was the best day ever of second grade, the best day ever for Class 2D, and maybe possibly the best day ever in the whole world and his entire life so far. Mrs. D. was taking Stink Moody and his class on a field trip. A smell trip. To the smelliest place on earth! Class 2D was going on a special trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum. And Stink had a fifth sense that it was going to be the smelliest field trip ever.

真恶心！Stink-o !Skunksville !臭穆迪恋爱了。 我是说我爱上了学校。 这是二年级最好的一天，是二班最好的一天，也可能是整个世界和他一生中最好的一天。 迪夫人带着臭穆迪和他的同学去实地考察。 嗅觉之旅。去世界上最臭的地方！二班要去参观科学博物馆的恶心展览。 臭臭有第五种感觉，这将是有史以来最臭的野外旅行。

Stink carpooled with his two best not-smelly friends, Webster and Sophie of the Elves (a.k.a. Elizabeth, but nobody was allowed to call her that). "Hey, guys. Did you know one human being person can smell about ten thousand smells? Also, smelling peppermint makes you smarter." "No way, no how," said Webster. "I love peppermint ice cream!" said Sophie. "So I guess that makes me smart." "How do you know so much about smelly stuff, anyway?" asked Webster. "His name's STINK, isn't it?" said Sophie. "No, c'mon. For real," said Webster.

臭臭和他最好的两个不臭的朋友一起拼车，韦伯斯特和精灵的苏菲。 伊丽莎白，但谁也不许这么叫她)。 “嘿,伙计们。你知道一个人可以闻到大约一万种气味吗？ 而且，闻薄荷味会让你更聪明。” “不可能，不可能，”韦伯斯特说。 “我喜欢薄荷冰淇淋！”苏菲说。 “所以我想这让我很聪明。” “你怎么知道这么多关于臭东西的事？”韦伯斯特问。 “他的名字叫臭臭，对吗？”索菲说。 “不,来吧。真的，”韦伯斯特说。

"Don't forget I read the whole entire S encyclopedia. Books do not lie. Especially the encyclopedia." Class 2D followed their teacher into the museum. Stink ducked as he stepped through a pair of ugly red lips and giant chomping teeth at the entrance to the wonderful world of smelly stuff. Slimy! Oozy! Stinky! Gooey! There were beeps and toots and blinking lights in every direction. Where to start? The Vomit Machine? Musical Farts? The Burp-O-Meter? Stink could not decide. "I think there's a giant nose here somewhere," he told his friends. "I saw the picture in the paper."

“别忘了我读了整个美国百科全书。 书不会说谎。尤其是百科全书。” 二班跟着老师走进了博物馆。 当他穿过一对丑陋的红唇和巨大的咬牙时，他躲开了，来到了这个奇妙的臭东西世界的入口。 虚伪的!渗出的!臭!蜜糖!四面八方都有嘟嘟声、嘟嘟声和闪烁的灯光。 从哪里开始呢？呕吐机？ 音乐放屁吗?Burp-O-Meter吗? 臭臭无法决定。“我觉得这里有一个大鼻子，”他告诉他的朋友们。 “我在报纸上看到了这张照片。”

"Count me out," said Webster. "Where there's a giant nose, there could be—" "Giant BOOGERS!" said Sophie and Webster at the same time, shivering at the thought.

“把我排除在外，”韦伯斯特说。 “哪里有大鼻子，哪里就会有——” “大鼻屎！”索菲和韦伯斯特同时说，一想到这里就发抖。