7 Double Trouble

Double Trouble

双重麻烦

When Stink got to class 2D, his teacher was wearing a fuzzy THINK PINK bathrobe! She also had bunny slippers and a pillow and a real-live dog with bad breath named Pickles. Stink forgot all about sunny-side-down eggs. He forgot about giant lint balls. What in the world could be better than wearing not-itchy, glow-in- the-dark pajamas to school and reading all day! Stink plopped his sleeping bag next to his super-best-friend, Webster. "Are those your pajamas?" he asked. "They're not my soccer uniform," said Webster. "But how would you know? I got them for my birthday."

当臭臭到2班时，他的老师穿着一件毛茸茸的THINK PINK浴袍！她还有兔子拖鞋和枕头，还有一只名叫Pickles的有口臭的狗。 臭臭忘了什么煎蛋。 他忘了巨大的绒线球。 世界上还有什么能比穿着不发痒、在黑暗中发光的睡衣上学和整天读书更好的呢！臭臭把他的睡袋放在他的超级好朋友韦伯斯特旁边。 “那是你的睡衣吗？”他问。 “这不是我的足球服，”韦伯斯特说。 “可是你怎么知道呢？”这是我的生日礼物。”

Webster sure was being a grump. Stink did not know why. He hunkered down inside his sleeping bag and stuck his nose in a pop-up book of animal skeletons. He propped his head up on Fang, his six-foot-long stuffed-animal snake. He popped a FREE fireball in his mouth. "Want one?" he asked Webster. "You're not allowed to eat candy in school," said Webster. He turned the other way and stuck his nose in a book.

韦伯斯特确实是个坏脾气。 臭臭不知道为什么。他蹲在睡袋里，把鼻子伸进一本动物骨骼的立体书里。 他把头靠在牙牙身上，那是一条六英尺长的毛绒蛇。 他把一个免费的火球塞进嘴里。 “想来一杯吗？”他问韦伯斯特。 “你不允许在学校吃糖果，”韦伯斯特说。 他转过身去，把鼻子伸进书里。

"Stink? Webster? Did you hear?" asked Sophie of the Elves. "We're having a Pajama Parade. We get to walk through all the halls. And we get to go to a special assembly in the library, where Mrs. Mack will tell stories from around the world. And

“臭?韦伯斯特?你们听说了吗？”苏菲问精灵们。 “我们要举行睡衣游行。 我们可以穿过所有的大厅。 我们将去图书馆参加一个特别的集会，麦克夫人将在那里讲述来自世界各地的故事。 和

she wears hats and plays drums. And I get to sit by you guys." "Who cares?" said Webster. "What's wrong with him?" Stink asked Sophie. Sophie just shrugged. WOW! PAJAMA PARADE! ASSEMBLY! Assemblies in the library were the best! Stink could not wait to hear stories from around the world (with hats and drums). Mrs. D.'s second-grade class paraded past the office and even down the fifth-grade hall. In the library, Stink sat beside Sophie of the Elves. Webster was right behind Stink. Mrs. D. pointed for Webster to sit down in the space right next to Stink. "I'm not sitting by him," said Webster. "Let's not make a mountain out of a molehill," said Mrs. D. Webster sat down. Mrs. Mack, the librarian, held up two fingers. "Let's show what good listeners we are at the Virginia Dare School," said Mrs. Mack.

她戴着帽子打鼓。 我可以坐在你们旁边。” “谁在乎呢？”韦伯斯特说。 “他怎么了？”索菲问。 索菲只是耸耸肩。哇!睡衣游行!组装!库中的程序集是最好的！臭臭迫不及待地想听世界各地的故事（戴着帽子和鼓）。 D太太。他的二年级班级游行经过办公室，甚至穿过五年级的大厅。 在图书馆里，臭臭坐在精灵的索菲旁边。 韦伯斯特紧随其后。 d太太指了指韦伯斯特，让他坐在臭臭旁边。 “我不会坐在他旁边的，”韦伯斯特说。 “我们不要小题大做了，”D太太说。 韦伯斯特坐了下来。图书管理员麦克太太伸出两根手指。 麦克太太说：“让我们在弗吉尼亚戴尔学校展示一下我们是多么好的听众。”

"And remember," said Mrs. D., "let's keep our hands to ourselves." Stink couldn't stand being ignored. Especially by his best friend. As soon as Mrs. Mack started to tell a story, Stink tapped Webster on the shoulder when he wasn't looking, just for fun. "Hey!" said Webster. Stink pretended to be listening to the story. Webster tapped Stink on the shoulder, then pretended his hands were in his lap. Stink tapped him back. Webster tapped him back harder. "Ow!" said Stink. "Stink!" whispered Mrs. D. She pointed to Stink and Webster to settle down and keep quiet. "You guys are in trouble!" whispered Sophie of the Elves. "Now," said Mrs. Mack, "we're going to turn down the lights and travel to deepest Africa. I hope you like scary stories!" The lights went out. Stink glowed like a nightlight! Mrs. D. would sure see him now if he tapped Webster again. Stink pulled both of his arms all the way inside his pajama shirt, just to be

“记住，”D太太说，“我们不要乱动手。” 臭臭不能忍受被忽视。 尤其是他最好的朋友。 麦克太太刚开始讲故事，“臭臭”就趁韦伯斯特不注意的时候拍拍他的肩膀，只是为了好玩。 “嘿！”韦伯斯特说。臭臭假装在听故事。 韦伯斯特轻轻地拍了拍臭臭的肩膀，然后假装双手放在膝盖上。 臭臭拍了拍他。韦伯斯特更用力地拍了拍他。 “噢！”臭臭说。“臭！”D太太小声说。 她指了指臭臭和韦伯斯特，叫他们安静下来。 “你们有麻烦了！”精灵们的索菲小声说。 “现在，”麦克太太说，“我们要把灯关了，到非洲最深处去旅行。 我希望你喜欢恐怖故事！”灯灭了。 臭味像夜灯一样发亮！D太太。 如果他再碰一下韦伯斯特，肯定会看到他的。 臭臭把他的两只胳膊都拉进了他的睡衣里，只是为了