6 Mad As a Hornet

Mad As a Hornet

像大黄蜂一样疯狂

The next morning, Stink woke up on the sunny- side-up side of bed. He did not even count his jawbreakers or play with his microbots. Today was the day he got to wear glow-in-the-dark pajamas to school! Double kool-with-a-k! He ran downstairs. He looked under Mouse. He looked in the laundry-pile jumble on the couch. He looked on top of the washing machine. Where were his glow-in-the-dark pajamas? That's when he saw it.

第二天早上，臭臭在床上朝阳的一面醒来。 他甚至没有数过他的下巴，也没有玩过他的微型机器人。 今天是他穿夜光睡衣上学的日子！双kool-with-a-k !他跑下楼。 他往老鼠下面看。他看了看沙发上那堆乱七八糟的衣服。 他看了看洗衣机的顶部。 他的夜光睡衣在哪里？ 就在那时，他看到了它。

A great big ball of lint. Not just any old mousy gray lint. A super-galactic, neon-bright, glow-in- the-dark ball of not-gray lint. UH-OH! If this was what he thought it was, Stink was going to be mad as a hornet! He ran to find Mom. "Stink, honey," she told him, "I'm sorry to tell you that there was a problem with the new pajamas." Problem pajamas? Pajamas should not have problems. Math tests should have problems. Brainteasers should have problems. Inventors should have problems. "This?" Stink held out the super-galactic planetsize lint ball. "I'm afraid so," said Mom. "One wash and all the glow stuff rubbed off." Just then, Judy rushed into the room. "Look at me! My brand-new Bonjour Bunny shirt. It turned alien green. I look like a lime lollipop!" "You mean my glow-in-the-dark stuff rubbed off on her?"

一个很大的绒线球。不是普通的灰白色绒毛。 一个超级银河系，霓虹般明亮，在黑暗中发光的非灰色绒球。 啊哦!如果这是他想的那样，臭臭会像大黄蜂一样发疯的！他跑去找妈妈。 “臭死了，亲爱的，”她对他说，“我很抱歉地告诉你，新睡衣有点问题。” 问题的睡衣吗?睡衣不应该有问题。 数学考试应该有问题。 脑筋急转弯应该有问题。 发明家应该有问题。 “这?”臭臭拿出了超级银河系行星大小的绒线球。 “恐怕是这样，”妈妈说。 “一洗，所有的发光物质都被擦掉了。” 就在这时，朱迪冲进了房间。 “看着我！”我的新“你好兔子”衬衫。 它变成了外星的绿色。我看起来像个柠檬棒棒糖！”“你是说我在黑暗中发光的东西蹭到她身上了？”

"Huh?" asked Judy. Mom held up the pajamas. The bacon was just black wavy lines. And the sunny-side-up eggs were sunny-side-down brown mud pies.

“嗯？”朱迪问。妈妈举起睡衣。 熏肉只是黑色的波浪线。 一面朝上的鸡蛋是一面朝下的棕色泥馅饼。

"No way can I wear those!" said Stink. "Think of it as scrambled eggs, Stink," said Judy. "I could try sending them back to Grandma Lou," said Mom. "Maybe she can take them back. But you won't have any new pajamas to wear today. Your choice." Pajama Day was going to be a big fat flop. Instead of way-cool glow-in-the-dark PJs, all Stink had to wear was a lousy lint ball. "Send them back," said Stink. "Those bacon and eggs are toast." Mom still made him write a thank-you letter to Grandma Lou, to send back with the pajamas.

“我不可能穿那个！”臭臭说。 “把它想象成炒鸡蛋，臭臭，”朱迪说。 “我可以试着把它们送回卢奶奶那里，”妈妈说。 “也许她可以把它们拿回去。 但是你今天没有新睡衣可穿了。 你的选择。”睡衣日会是个大失败。 “臭臭”穿的不是炫酷的夜光睡衣，而是一个脏兮兮的绒线球。 “把他们送回去。”臭臭说。 “那些熏肉和鸡蛋是烤面包的。” 妈妈还是让他给卢奶奶写一封感谢信，让他和睡衣一起寄回去。

While Stink was writing his letter, Judy took the pajamas upstairs. She was up there all during breakfast. When she came back down, she announced, "Stink, I solved your pajama problem!" "Huh?" asked Stink. Judy dragged Stink by the arm into the coat closet and shut the door. Hey! Something glowed! Like a night-light! Like a thousand and one fireflies! "My pajamas!" said Stink. "What did you...? How did you...?"

当臭臭写信时，朱迪把睡衣拿到楼上。 早饭的时候她一直在楼上。 当她回来时，她宣布：“臭臭，我解决了你的睡衣问题！”“嗯？”臭臭问。 朱迪拽着臭臭的胳膊，把他拖进了衣橱，关上了门。 嘿!东西闪闪发光!像一盏夜灯！像一千零一只萤火虫！“我的睡衣！”臭臭说。 “你怎么……？”你是怎么……？”