5 Don’t Let the Bedbugs Bite

Don't Let the Bedbugs Bite

不要让臭虫叮咬

After that, the mail got way boring. No exciting letters, no mysterious packages. Stink got a postcard about wearing a seat belt, a new issue of Short Stuff magazine, and some envelope addressed in super-messy writing. He didn't bother opening it. Bor-ing! Then, after dinner, as if Mom had read his mind, she told Stink out of the blue, "I almost forgot. A box came for you. It's on the table."

在那之后，邮件变得很无聊。 没有激动人心的信件，没有神秘的包裹。 臭臭收到了一张关于系安全带的明信片，一本新一期的《简短的东西》杂志，还有一个信封，上面写着超级乱的字迹。 他懒得打开它。 Bor-ing !晚饭后，妈妈似乎读懂了他的心思，突然对臭臭说：“我差点忘了。 有个盒子是给你的。就在桌子上。”

"Not another one," said Judy, hitting her forehead. "No fair. Stink, you're not supposed to write any more letters." "I didn't!" said Stink. "I swear!" "Don't worry. It's from someone you know and love this time." "Jawbreaker Heaven? Gobstoppers? I know and love them." "No. Grandma Lou. She heard about Pajama Day." "Pajama Day?" asked Judy. "It's only in Mrs. D.'s class," said Stink. "We get to bring stuffed animals and a sleeping bag and wear pajamas and stuff. Then we read books all day and we don't have math and she brings her dog." "What does her dog have to do with Pajama Day?" asked Judy. "I'm just saying," said Stink. "How come Stink gets a present and not me?" asked Judy.

“别再来了，”朱迪说着，拍了拍自己的额头。 “不公平。臭臭，你不应该再写信了。” “我没有！”臭臭说。“我发誓!”“别担心。 这次是你认识并爱的人送的。” “天上大块硬糖?大块硬糖? 我了解他们，也爱他们。”“没有。 奶奶卢。她听说了睡衣日。” “睡衣日？”朱迪问。“只是在D太太身上。臭臭说。 “我们会带毛绒玩具和睡袋，穿上睡衣和其他东西。 然后我们整天看书，没有数学课，她还带着她的狗。” “她的狗和睡衣节有什么关系？”朱迪问。 “我只是说说而已，”臭臭说。 “为什么臭臭得到了礼物，而不是我？”朱迪问。

"It's not a present," said Stink. "It's for Pajama Day. That's like homework." "Just my luck," said Judy. "I have math and spelling, and Stink gets pajama homework." She peered over Stink's shoulder as he opened the box. "Stop crowding," said Stink. "I need my personal space." Judy reached into the box and snatched something. "Look! I got a Bonjour Bunny shirt!" "How come you get that?" asked Stink. "For Un-pajama Day!" said Judy. Stink pulled out a pair of striped PJs with bacon and eggs all over them. "No way am I wearing these for Pajama Day," said Stink. "Why not?" asked Mom.

“这不是礼物，”臭臭说。 “这是睡衣日。这就像家庭作业一样。” “只是我的运气不好，”朱迪说。 “我有数学和拼写课，臭臭有睡衣作业。” 当臭臭打开盒子时，她从他的肩膀上往外看。 “别挤了，”臭臭说。 “我需要私人空间。” 朱迪把手伸进盒子里，抓起了什么东西。 “看!我得到了一件Bonjour Bunny衬衫！”“你怎么弄到的？”臭臭问。 “为了脱睡衣日！”朱迪说。 臭臭拿出一件条纹睡衣，上面全是熏肉和鸡蛋。 “我才不要在睡衣日穿这些呢，”臭臭说。 “为什么不？”妈妈问。

"Hello! Kindergarten!" said Stink. "Well, I think they're cute as a bug's ear," said Mom. Mouse raced over and licked the pajama eggs. "Mouse likes them!" said Judy. "Look, Stink. The sunny-side-up eggs have glow-in-the-dark middles! You love stuff that glows." "Wait. Let me see," said Stink. "Just try them on, honey," said Mom. Stink pulled off his shirt and put on the pajama top. He stretched his arms out and turned back and forth, showing off. "Stink, you look like a walking menu. No, a night-light! No, an electric eel!" said Judy. "How will you ever get to sleep?" "It's better than the I TRUCKS ones I got last year," said Stink. "Besides, the glow-in-the-dark part is kool-with-a-k!" All of a sudden, Stink started to squirm. He scratched his arm. He scratched his neck. He pulled at the tag in back.

“你好!幼儿园！”臭臭说。 “嗯，我觉得它们像虫子的耳朵一样可爱，”妈妈说。 老鼠跑过去舔了舔睡衣蛋。 “老鼠喜欢它们！”朱迪说。 “看,臭。单面煎鸡蛋的中间会在黑暗中发光！你喜欢发光的东西。” ”等。让我看看。”臭臭说。 “试试吧，宝贝，”妈妈说。 臭臭脱下衬衫，穿上睡衣。 他伸开双臂，来回转来转去，炫耀自己。 “臭臭，你看起来像个活菜单。 不，是夜灯！不，是电鳗！”朱迪说。 “你怎么睡得着？”“比我去年买的I TRUCKS的好多了，”臭臭说。 “而且，夜光的部分是kool-with-a-k!”突然，臭臭开始蠕动起来。 他搔了搔胳膊。他搔了搔脖子。 他拉了拉后面的标签。

"What's wrong?" asked Judy. "Your new PJs have cooties?" "These pajamas itch," said Stink. "Here, I'll cut off the tags and soften them up in the washer for tomorrow," said Mom. "You get ready for bed now, Stink. You too, Judy."

“怎么了？”朱迪问。 “你的新睡衣上有虱子？”“这些睡衣好痒，”臭臭说。 “来，我把标签剪下来，放到洗衣机里软化一下，明天再用。”妈妈说。 “臭臭，你现在准备睡觉吧。 你也是，朱迪。”