2 Finger-Lickin’ Good

Finger-Lickin Good

鸡肉特别好

Stink took one lick. Then another. Then another. The giant jawbreaker was way too big to fit into his mouth. Slurp. He licked that jawbreaker all the way home. Sloop. He licked it all the way up to his room. Slop. He licked it while he fed Toady one- handed. He licked it while he played with his president baseball cards (including James Madison, thanks to Judy). He licked it while he

臭臭舔了一口。然后另一个。 然后另一个。那块巨大的颚骨太大了，他的嘴装不下。 发出声音。他在回家的路上一直舔着那块下巴。 单桅帆船。他一路舔到他的房间。 污水。他舔了舔它，同时用一只手喂蟾蜍。 他在玩总统棒球卡（包括詹姆斯·麦迪逊，多亏了朱迪）的时候舔它。 他舔了舔它

did his homework one-handed. He licked it the whole time he talked to Grandma Lou on the phone, telling her all about the Pajama Day they were going to have in Mrs. D.'s class. He even licked it while he set the table for dinner. One-handed, of course. Pretty soon his lips were green and his tongue was blue and his hands were as sticky as gum on a sneaker bottom. "Hey," Judy asked at dinner. "Why is there a big fat sticky blue fingerprint on my plate?" "Oops," said Stink, licking off his fingers. "Finger-lickin' good!" "Stink's eating a jawbreaker for dinner!" said Judy, pointing. "Stink, put that jawbreaker down and eat some real food," said Dad. "Here. Have some

他单手做作业。 他在和卢奶奶打电话的时候一直在舔它，告诉她他们要在D夫人家过睡衣日的所有事情。的类。 他甚至在摆桌子准备吃饭的时候舔它。 当然是单手的。很快，他的嘴唇变绿了，舌头变蓝了，他的手像运动鞋底上的口香糖一样黏糊糊的。 “嘿，”晚餐时朱迪问。 “为什么我的盘子上有一个又大又粘的蓝色指纹？”“哎呀，”臭臭说着，舔掉了自己的手指。 “鸡肉特别好!”“臭臭在吃一块碎牙当晚餐！”朱迪指着说。 “臭臭，把你的下巴放下，吃点真正的食物，”爸爸说。 “在这里。有一些

macaroni." "This is real food," said Stink. "It contains vitamins A and C and calcium. No lie."

通心粉。”“这是真正的食物，”臭臭说。 “它含有维生素A、C和钙。 没有说谎。”

"And dextrose, sucrose, fructose, and other stuff that makes you comatose," said Judy. "It's NOT going to make me comb my toes," said Stink. "And don't forget wax," said Judy. "Macaroni," said Mom. "You heard Dad. And green beans." "But it didn't break my jaw yet," said Stink. "It didn't even stretch my mouth one bit." "You already have a big mouth," said Judy. "Hardee-har-har," said Stink. "Well, it didn't set my tongue on fire yet or make my cheeks feel like a chipmunk, either." "It may not break your jaw," said Judy, "but all your teeth are going to fall out. For sure and absolute positive. Did you know Queen Elizabeth ate so many candies from her pockets that her teeth turned black? No lie!" "At least I won't have to brush them every day!" said Stink.

“还有葡萄糖、蔗糖、果糖和其他让你昏昏欲睡的东西，”朱迪说。 “它不会让我梳头。”臭臭说。 “别忘了打蜡，”朱迪说。 “通心粉，”妈妈说。“你听到爸爸的话了。 还有青豆。”“但它还没有打断我的下巴，”臭臭说。 “我的嘴一点也没张开。” “你已经有一个大嘴巴了，”朱迪说。 “哈——哈——哈，”臭臭说。 “嗯，它还没有让我的舌头着火，也没有让我的脸颊感觉像一只花栗鼠。” “它可能不会打断你的下巴，”朱迪说，“但你所有的牙齿都会掉下来。” 当然是绝对肯定的。 你知道伊丽莎白女王从口袋里掏出太多糖果，以至于牙齿都变黑了吗？ 没有撒谎!”“至少我不用每天刷牙了！”臭臭说。

Every day, Stink ate a little more and a little more of his jawbreaker. He ate it in bed first thing in the morning before he brushed his teeth. He ate it at recess in between playing H-O-R-S-E with his super-duper best friend, Webster. He ate it on the bus and all the way home from school. He gave a lick to Mouse the cat. He gave a lick to Toady the toad. He even tried giving a lick to Jaws the Venus flytrap. Stink's jawbreaker went from super-galactic to just plain galactic. From golf-ball size to Super- Ball size. "Are you still eating that thing?" asked Judy. Stink stuck out his tongue. "Well, you look like a skink," said Judy. She pointed to his blue tongue. Shloop! went Stink. Stink ate his not-super-galactic jawbreaker for one whole week. He ate it when it tasted like chalk. He ate it when it tasted like grapefruit. He ate it through the fiery core to the sweet, sugary

每天，臭臭都吃了一点又一点他的碎牙。 他早上起床后第一件事就是在床上吃，然后刷牙。 他在课间休息时和他的超级好朋友韦伯斯特玩H-O-R-S-E游戏时吃的。 他在公共汽车上和放学回家的路上都吃了。 他舔了舔老鼠这只猫。 他舔了舔癞蛤蟆蛤蟆。 他甚至想舔一下捕蝇草大白鲨。 臭臭的下巴从超级银河变成了普通银河。 从高尔夫球大小到超级球大小。 “你还在吃那个东西吗？”朱迪问。 臭味从他的舌头上冒了出来。 “嗯，你看起来像个石龙子，”朱迪说。 她指着他蓝色的舌头。 Shloop !臭了。臭臭整整一个星期都在吃他那非超级银河的碎牙。 当它尝起来像粉笔时，他就吃了。 当它尝起来像葡萄柚时，他就吃了。 他吃了它通过火热的核心甜，甜