8 Stink Moody, O.S.H

Stink moody O.S.H

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At school the next day, it poured rain. Class 2D had indoor recess. Stink went up to his teacher's desk. "Mrs. D.," said Stink, "can I borrow a dollar?" "Did you forget your lunch money, Stink?" asked Mrs. D. "No. I'm not going to keep it. I'm going to make you a money tree. I'll give it right back. I promise." "Money tree," said Mrs. D. "I like the sound of that." She took out a dollar bill and handed it to Stink. "Thanks!" said Stink. Stink folded an origami dollar-bill tree. That's when he found a spider hiding on Mrs. D.'s dollar bill. Stink showed his friends. He pointed to the corner of the dollar bill. "That's not a spider, it's an owl," said Webster, squinting. "Or an elf," said Sophie of the Elves. "Nah-uh. That's a spiderweb. Owls do not live in spiderwebs. Neither do elves." Stink could not wait to show his teacher. "Mrs. D, guess what I found on your dollar bill. A

第二天在学校，下起了倾盆大雨。 2班有室内休息。 臭臭走到他老师的桌子前。 “D太太，”臭臭说，“我能借一美元吗？”“臭臭，你忘记带午饭钱了吗？” “没有。我不会留着它的。 我要给你做棵摇钱树。 我马上还给你。我保证。” “摇钱树，”D太太说。 “我喜欢听你这么说。” 她拿出一张一美元的钞票递给臭臭。 “谢谢！”臭臭说。臭臭折了一棵美钞树。 就在那时，他发现一只蜘蛛藏在迪夫人身上。1美元纸币。 臭臭给他的朋友们看了。他指着一美元钞票的一角。 “那不是蜘蛛，那是猫头鹰，”韦伯斯特眯着眼睛说。 “或者是一个精灵。”苏菲说。 “Nah-uh。那是一张蜘蛛网。 猫头鹰不住在蜘蛛网里。 精灵也不知道。”臭臭迫不及待地向他的老师展示。 “D太太，猜猜我在你的一美元钞票上发现了什么？” 一个

spider." His teacher took out a magnifying glass and peered at the thing behind the number one on the dollar bill. "That does look a little like a spider," said Mrs. D. "I can't believe I've never noticed it before." "Me either," said Stink. "Are spiders a new interest, Stink? No more solar system? Shakespeare? Slime?" "Brand new. A few days ago, I had arachnophobia. But I'm over it."

蜘蛛。”他的老师拿出一个放大镜，仔细看了看钞票上数字1后面的东西。 “那确实有点像蜘蛛，”D太太说。 “真不敢相信我以前从来没有注意到它。” “我也是。”臭臭说。“你最近才对蜘蛛感兴趣吗，臭臭？” 没有太阳系了？莎士比亚? 黏液吗?”“崭新的。几天前，我得了蜘蛛恐惧症。 但我已经熬过去了。”

"Arachnids are interesting," said Mrs. D. "They've been around for more than five hundred million years." Stink shivered. But it was not the fearful shiver of an arachnophobe. It was the shiver of excitement that came with learning a new scientific fact. For the rest of the school day, Stink could not stop thinking about Lula. Had anybody seen his sign? Did somebody come to get the lost spider? What if he never saw Lula again? Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Stink splashed his way home from the bus and barged inside the front door. "Is Lula still here? Did anybody—" "She's still here," said Mom. "You're dripping! Boots, Stink." Stink yanked off his boots and his slicker. "So nobody came? She doesn't belong to anybody?" "Stink, remember what we talked about," said Mom. "But it's raining out. Can't we give my sign some more time? Lula's helping me to get over my arachnophobia."

“蛛形纲动物很有趣，”D夫人说。 “它们已经存在了超过5亿年。” 臭颤抖。但这并不是蜘蛛恐惧症患者那种可怕的颤抖。 这是得知一个新的科学事实后兴奋的颤抖。 在学校剩下的时间里，臭臭不停地想着卢拉。 有人看见他的牌子吗？ 有人来找丢失的蜘蛛了吗？ 如果他再也见不到卢拉呢？ 雨下了下来，把蜘蛛冲了出来。 臭臭从公共汽车上一路溅着水回家，冲进了前门。 “卢拉还在吗？”有没有人——”“她还在这儿，”妈妈说。 “你滴!靴子,臭味。” 臭臭猛地脱下他的靴子和雨衣。 “这么说没人来？”她不属于任何人吗？”“臭臭，记得我们说过的话吗？”妈妈说。 “但是外面正在下雨。我们不能再给我点时间吗？ 卢拉在帮我克服蜘蛛恐惧症。”

"Our bathroom has serious spider cooties now," said Judy. "This morning I found a tarantula hair in my toothbrush. No lie." Stink's eyes got wide. "Uh-huh," said Judy. "That means Lula got out and was wandering around in there— all over the bathroom." Gulp! "I think the rest of us are starting to catch arachnophobia," said Mom. "Put your boots back on, Stink. Dad said he'll take you to the pet shop."

“我们的浴室现在有严重的蜘蛛虱子，”朱迪说。 “今天早上我在牙刷里发现了一根狼蛛毛。 没有说谎。”臭臭的眼睛睁得大大的。 “嗯哼，”朱迪说。“这意味着卢拉出去了，在浴室里到处乱跑。” 杯!“我想我们其他人都开始患上蜘蛛恐惧症了，”妈妈说。 “把靴子穿上，臭臭。 爸爸说他会带你去宠物店。”

When Stink got to Fur & Fangs, he looked for Mrs. Birdwistle. She was the owner of the world's best pet store and expert rescuer of one hundred and one guinea pigs. Mrs. Birdwistle would know just-exactly-forsure what to do about Lula. Stink found her feeding the Chinese water dragon in the reptile section. "Stink! My favorite guinea-pig rescuer!" said Mrs. Birdwistle. "What brings you to Fur &

当臭臭来到“尖牙和毛”时，他去找伯德威斯尔太太。 她是世界上最好的宠物店的老板，也是101只豚鼠的救援专家。 伯德威斯尔太太肯定知道该怎么对付卢拉。 臭臭发现她在爬行动物区喂中国水龙。 “臭!我最喜欢的豚鼠救助者！”伯德威斯尔太太说。 “什么风把你吹来了？