7 Hamlet and Cheese

ACT 7 HAMLET and CHEESE

第七幕哈姆雷特和奶酪

Stink's time had come. Time to shuffle off this mortal coil. Time to croak. As in die. On the last day of Shakespeare camp, that is, the day before they would perform for their families! "Great swordplay yesterday, Sprites," said Amanda Beth. "This morning we'll work on what to do after the sword fight. We are going to learn how to die a glorious death, just like in Mr. Shakespeare's plays." A murmur of excitement went through the group. "There are lots of different ways to die in Shakespeare. Let's say poison is poured into your ear while you're sleeping," Amanda Beth said. "Grab your neck like this, stick out your tongue, and pretend you're choking. If you're stabbed with a dagger, clutch your stomach, stagger, and

臭臭的时间到了。是时候摆脱尘世了。 是时候呱呱了。就像死一样。在莎士比亚夏令营的最后一天，也就是他们为家人表演的前一天！“昨天的剑术真棒，精灵们。”阿曼达·贝丝说。 “今天早上，我们要讨论一下剑拔弩张之后该怎么办。 我们要学习如何光荣地死去，就像莎士比亚先生的戏剧一样。” 一阵兴奋的窃窃私语传遍了人群。 “在莎士比亚的作品中，有很多不同的死亡方式。 比方说，毒药在你睡觉的时候被倒进了你的耳朵里。” “像这样抓住你的脖子，伸出舌头，假装你窒息了。 如果你被匕首刺伤，抓住你的肚子，摇摇晃晃，然后

"Fall on your rear!" said Riley, acting it out. "Perfect," said Amanda Beth. "And if someone throws a deadly snake at you?" "Run!" said Harper and Hazel. "Don't forget to scream," said Sophie. "Everybody on your feet," said Amanda Beth. "Let's try it." Riley grabbed her neck and stuck out her tongue. Sophie let out a blood-curdling scream.

“趴下！”莱利说，把它表演出来。 “太好了，”阿曼达·贝思说。 “如果有人向你扔来一条致命的蛇呢？”“快跑！”哈帕和海瑟说。 “别忘了尖叫。”索菲说。 “每个人都站起来，”阿曼达·贝思说。 “我们试试吧。”莱丽抓住她的脖子，伸出舌头。 索菲发出一声令人毛骨悚然的尖叫。

Stink held up a pretend sword and chased after some Sprites. Swing, swing, stab, stab. AAAAH! Stink's air-sword was faster than a flying karate chop. Sprites swooned. Sprites groaned. Sprites crumpled at the knees. Sprites were falling down all around him and calling out, "O, I am slain!"

臭臭举起一把假剑，追赶一些精灵。 挥，挥，刺，刺。啊!臭臭的空剑比空手道飞刀还快。 精灵狂喜。精灵呻吟着。 精灵们跪倒在地。 鬼在他周围仆倒，喊着说：“啊，我被杀了！”

Wait till I tell Webster about this! thought Stink. For the rest of the day, the Sprites practiced their Shakespeare scenes in small groups. "Will you be ready for the Big Wet One tomorrow?" Riley asked Stink. "The Smooch? The Smackeroo?" Stink tried to scare off Riley with stinky stuff from Shakespeare's time. "I have the pox, you know," he warned. "Do not," said Riley. "Then I have the scurvy." "Nah-uh." "The vermin?" Stink scratched his head. "No way do you have lice, Stink." "B.O.?" "No go." "Forget it," said Stink. "There's no kissing in Hamlet anyway." "We'll see about that," said Riley. Fie on thee, fly-faced maggot pie! "Methinks she's mad," said Stink. "Most true, most true," said Sophie.

等我把这事告诉韦伯斯特！觉得臭。 在那天剩下的时间里，精灵们分组练习莎士比亚的戏份。 “你准备好迎接明天的大雨了吗？”莱利问臭臭。 “接吻吗?Smackeroo ?”臭臭想用莎士比亚时代的臭东西吓跑莱利。 “你知道，我长痘了。”他警告说。 “不要。”莱利说。“那么我得了坏血病。” “Nah-uh。”“害虫?”臭臭挠了挠头。 “你不可能有虱子，臭臭。” “狐臭?”“不去。”“算了吧，”臭臭说。 “反正《哈姆雷特》里也没有接吻。” “我们走着瞧吧。”莱利说。 飞吧，苍蝇脸的蛆派！“我想她疯了。”臭臭说。 “没错，没错。”索菲说。

The new morn came. 'Twas Saturday, hither at last! Stink sat in the back seat on the way to Shakespeare camp with his family. "Tell us about Hamlet, Stink," Dad said, talking to the rearview mirror. "Yeah, let's hear about your big death scene," said Judy. "Okay. So. There's this king, Claudius," said Stink. "He's the bad guy and he's way into poison. He gets this guy Laertes to fight Hamlet, but Hamlet doesn't know the sword has a poison tip." "Yikes," said Judy. "Sounds bad." "And... the bad king says he's putting a pearl in Hamlet's cup, but it's really a poison pill. Then Hamlet's mother drinks it by mistake!" "Even badder," said Judy. "Now comes the sword fight," said Stink, waving his hands in the air. "Laertes gets Hamlet with the poison sword, but in the fight, the swords get mixed up. So Hamlet picks up the wrong sword and kills Laertes with the poison sword!" "Whoa. What happens next? What happens next?" asked Judy.

新的早晨来临了。“今天是星期六，终于到这儿来了！”在和家人去莎士比亚夏令营的路上，臭臭坐在后座上。 “给我们讲讲哈姆雷特吧，臭小子。”爸爸对着后视镜说。 “是啊，让我们听听你的死亡戏份吧，”朱迪说。 “好吧。所以。有个国王，克劳迪斯，”臭臭说。 “他是个坏人，他已经中毒了。 他让莱尔提斯去和哈姆雷特决斗，但哈姆雷特不知道这把剑的尖端有毒。” “哎呀，”朱迪说。“听起来糟糕。” “和…坏国王说他在哈姆雷特的杯子里放了一颗珍珠，但那实际上是一颗毒丸。 然后哈姆雷特的母亲误喝了它！”“更糟了，”朱迪说。 “现在是剑战了。”臭臭说着，在空中挥舞着双手。 “莱尔提斯用毒剑杀了哈姆雷特，但在战斗中，剑被弄混了。 所以哈姆雷特拿错了剑，用毒剑杀死了莱尔提斯！”“哇。 接下来会发生什么？接下来会发生什么？”朱迪问。