6 Pool Noodles and Pukey Pickles

ACT 6 POOL NOODLES and PUKEY PIKLES

第六幕泡面和泡泡菜

The next morning, Stink snarfed his waffle in four bites. "What's the big hurry?" Dad asked. "At camp today, we get to fight! Two actors from Macbeth are coming to show us how. Don't worry. It's not real. In acting, you get to fake fight. You make it look real, but nobody gets hurt. Here, I'll show you." Stink pulled Judy up out of her seat. He stuck out his arm. "Stand one arm's length apart. Now pretend to hit me—" "For real?" said Judy. "I said pretend. Make like you're going to slap me in the face." "No problem," said Judy, grinning. Judy reached out to slap Stink. He quickly jerked his head to the side and made a slapping sound by clapping his own hands together. "Pretty neat," said Dad. "I have to admit, it looked real," said Mom.

第二天早上，臭臭把他的华夫饼咬了四口。 “急什么呀？”爸爸问。 “在今天的营地，我们要打架！”《麦克白》中的两位演员要来告诉我们怎么做。 别担心。这不是真的。 在表演中，你可以假装打架。 你装得像真的，但没人会受伤。 来，我给你看。”臭臭把朱迪从座位上拉了起来。 他伸出手臂。“站在一臂远的地方。 现在假装打我——”“真的吗？”朱迪说。 我说假装。假装你要扇我一巴掌。” “没问题，”朱迪笑着说。 朱迪伸出手扇了臭臭一巴掌。 他迅速把头扭到一边，拍着自己的手发出拍手的声音。 “很漂亮，”爸爸说。“我得承认，它看起来是真的，”妈妈说。

"It sounded real, too," said Judy. "No lie."

“听起来也是真的，”朱迪说。 “不说谎。”

"After today, I'll be able to pretend-punch you in the stomach," said Stink. "Now I wish I was going to that camp, too," said Judy. "On Saturday we're acting out scenes from Shakespeare," said Stink. "Families can watch, even sisters. It's free, even though in Shakespeare's time it cost a penny." "RARE!" said Judy. "Guess what the best part is? I get to drink poison and die!" Stink fell to the floor, then rolled around like he was in agony. "You'd make a good Romeo," said Mom, "after he drinks his poison." Gulp! When Stink and Sophie got to camp on Thursday, two of the actors from Macbeth were pulling pool

“过了今天，我就可以假装打你肚子了。”臭臭说。 “现在我真希望我也能去那个营地，”朱迪说。 “星期六我们要表演莎士比亚的戏剧，”臭臭说。 “家人都可以观看，甚至姐妹也可以。 它是免费的，尽管在莎士比亚的时代，它要花一分钱。” “罕见！”朱迪说。“猜猜最好的部分是什么？” 我喝了毒药就死了！”臭臭倒在地板上，然后打滚，好像很痛苦。 “你会成为一个好罗密欧的，”妈妈说，“在他喝了毒药之后。” 杯!星期四，臭臭和索菲到营地时，《麦克白》里的两个演员正在玩台球

noodles out of a tall cardboard box in the closet. "Hey, Ryan!" said Stink and Sophie. "What, ho! If it isn't the Curse of Macbeth himself!" Ryan teased. "Yeah. Sorry about the dog running up onstage and everything." "Oh, that was nothing. One time Macduff was supposed to hold up my head to show that he killed me. But they couldn't find the fake head, so he had to use a basketball. True story." Stink cracked up. Sophie peered at the other actor. "Hey! You're Lady Macbeth!" The actor waved a little wave. "Hi, I'm Ryan." "Wait. So you're Girl Ryan and he's Boy Ryan?" Stink asked. "That's right." Girl Ryan held up a pool noodle. "How do you like our swords?" "Very cool!" said Stink. Amanda Beth started off the morning. "In Shakespeare's time, sword fights were part of everyday life. If somebody didn't like you, say they called you a liar, you might challenge them to a duel."

面条从壁橱里的一个高高的纸板箱里拿出来。 “嘿，瑞恩！”臭臭和索菲说。 “什么,喂!这不是麦克白的诅咒吗！”瑞安嘲笑。 “是的。很抱歉我的狗跑上了舞台。” “哦，那没什么。有一次麦克德夫应该举起我的头来证明他杀了我。 但他们找不到假脑袋，所以他不得不用篮球。 真实的故事。”臭臭裂开了。 索菲凝视着另一个演员。 “嘿!你是麦克白夫人！”演员轻轻挥了挥手。 “嗨，我是瑞恩。””等。所以你是女瑞恩，他是男瑞恩？”臭问道。 “没错。”莱恩姑娘举起了一个泳池面。 “你觉得我们的剑怎么样？”“太酷了！” 阿曼达·贝丝早上出发了。 在莎士比亚的时代，斗剑是日常生活的一部分。 如果有人不喜欢你，比如说他们叫你骗子，你可以向他们挑战决斗。”

"A duel is when two people fight with swords," said Riley. "That's right," said Amanda Beth. Boy Ryan and Girl Ryan talked about safety first. "No hitting on the head. No getting near the eyes. If one of you calls 'Stop!' the other has to stop." "Put up thy swords!" said Girl Ryan. Sophie picked up a purple pool noodle. "Meet the Unicorn Horn." Stink sat on a lime-green one. "My sword will be called El Stabbo." Riley held up a red one. "El Kisso," she said. El Yikes-o!

“决斗就是两个人用剑决斗。”莱利说。 “没错，”阿曼达·贝思说。 男孩瑞恩和女孩瑞恩谈论安全第一。 “不许打脑袋。不要靠近眼睛。 如果你们中有人喊“住手！”’另一方必须停止。” “收起你们的剑！”赖安姑娘说。 苏菲拿起一条紫色的泳池面。 “这是独角兽的角。”臭臭坐在石灰绿色的椅子上。 “我的剑将被称为‘Stabbo’。” 莱利举起一个红色的。“El Kisso，”她说。 El Yikes-o !