4 SWAK

ACT 4 S.W.A.K.

第4幕

After camp, Sophie came over to Stink's house to make up Shakespeare insults. "Good save today!" said Sophie. "With Riley and the candy store thing." She high-fived Stink. Sophie reached into her backpack to find the Shakespeare insult list. When she pulled it out, a smelly pink envelope fell to the floor. On the front of the envelope were the letters S.W.A.K. "What's that?" Stink asked. "Oh, right. That's a note from You-Know-Who. She asked me to give it to you." "What's S.W.A.K.?" Stink asked. Sophie shrugged. "Shakespeare Wants A Kazoo?" "Or Shakespeare Was A Kangaroo?" Stink and Sophie cracked up. Judy came into Stink's room. "Hi, guys. What's so funny?" "Nothing. You wouldn't get it," said Stink. Judy picked up the pink envelope. "Don't touch that!" said Stink. "It has cooties!" Judy held it at arm's length. "S.W.A.K. Sealed. With. A. Kiss!"

夏令营结束后，索菲来到臭臭家编造莎士比亚的侮辱。 “今天救得好！”索菲说。 “莱丽和糖果店的事” 她和臭臭击掌。索菲伸手从背包里拿出莎士比亚的侮辱清单。 当她抽出来时，一个散发着臭味的粉红色信封掉到了地上。 信封的正面写着s.w.a.k “那是什么?”臭问道。 “哦,对。那是神秘人的便条。 她让我把它给你。” “S.W.A.K.是什么?”臭问道。 苏菲耸耸肩。“莎士比亚想要卡祖笛？”“或者莎士比亚是一只袋鼠？”臭臭和索菲哈哈大笑。 朱迪走进臭臭的房间。 “嗨,伙计们。什么事这么好笑？”“没什么。 你不会明白的。”臭臭说。 朱迪拿起粉红色的信封。 “别碰那个！”臭臭说。 “它有虱子！”朱迪把它拿在一臂远的地方。 “S.W.A.K.密封。与。一个。 吻!”

"Gross!" said Stink. "Flush it. Right now. Down the toilet." "Who's it from?" Judy asked. "Riley Rottenberger," said Sophie. "Ooh, a love letter," Judy teased. "Not funny," said Stink. "Riley Rottenberger likes Stink," said Sophie. "Does not," Stink protested. "Does too. She's Captain Obvious," said Sophie.

“恶心！”臭臭说。“刷新它。 现在。下厕所。” “是谁寄来的？”朱迪问。 “莱莉·罗滕伯格。”苏菲说。 “哦，一封情书，”朱迪揶揄道。 “一点也不好笑，”臭臭说。“莱利·罗滕伯格喜欢臭臭。”苏菲说。 “没有。”臭臭抗议道。 ”也是如此。她是显而易见的船长。”索菲说。

"She just thinks she's the best at acting and everything," said Stink. "She tried to kiss you!" said Sophie. "She thinks she's Juliet. And you're her boyfriend. O Romeo, Romeo." "Like whoa," said Judy. "Riley says there's a ton of kissing in Shakespeare. Since I'm the only boy, I think I'm gonna get kissed no matter what I do. Methinks I'm going to have to quit Shakespeare camp." "You can't quit, Stink!" said Sophie. "We didn't even get to sword fighting yet." "You don't want to miss sword fighting, Stink," said Judy. "I have a better idea. Let's make you an anti-kissing shield!" "Sweet!" said Sophie of the Elves. "A shield that's Riley-proof?" asked Stink. "For Riley Rottenberger, you need full body armor. Or a super-atomic, anti-smooching force field wherever you go." Judy ran to her room and came back with a piece of cardboard almost as tall as Stink. "Here. I was saving this for a good cause."

“她只是觉得自己在表演和其他方面都是最棒的，”臭臭说。 “她想吻你！”索菲说。 “她以为自己是朱丽叶。而你是她的男朋友。 啊，罗密欧，罗密欧。”“哇，”朱迪说。 “莱利说莎士比亚的作品中有大量的接吻镜头。 因为我是唯一的男孩，我想无论我做什么都会被亲吻。 我想我得退出莎士比亚夏令营了。” “你不能放弃，臭臭！”索菲说。 “我们甚至还没玩到剑术。” “臭臭，你不会想错过剑斗的。”朱迪说。 “我有个更好的主意。让我们给你做一个防接吻盾牌吧！”“太好了！”精灵们的索菲说。 “防莱莉的盾牌？”臭臭问。 对莱利·罗滕伯格来说，你需要全身防弹衣。 或者无论你走到哪里，都有一个超原子的、反接吻的力场。” 朱迪跑回她的房间，拿着一张几乎和臭臭一样高的纸板回来了。 “在这里。我把这些钱存起来是为了慈善事业。”

Stink drew the shape of a shield on the cardboard, and Sophie helped cut it out. Judy got out crayons and markers and glitter and duct tape. "Let's make a big bad pair of lips with a NO sign crossing it out," said Stink. Judy drew the lips and Stink and Sophie colored them red. Stink drew a NO sign over the lips. He duct-taped a handle to the back. He held the shield out in front of him. "Presenting... the way-official, no-Rottenberger, anti-smooching shield." "RARE," said Judy. "Be not afraid of greatness! Some are born great," said Stink. "And some are born with a great big head," said Judy. She laughed at her own joke and took the art supplies back to her room.

臭臭在纸板上画了一个盾牌的形状，苏菲帮着把它剪下来。 朱迪拿出蜡笔、马克笔、亮片和管道胶带。 “让我们做一个大大的坏嘴唇，上面划掉一个NO的标志。”臭臭说。 朱蒂画嘴唇和臭臭，苏菲把它们涂成红色。 臭臭在嘴唇上划了个“不”的手势。 他用胶带把把手粘在后面。 他把盾牌举到身前。 “展示…官方的，没有罗滕伯格的，防接吻的盾牌。” “很罕见，”朱迪说。“不要害怕伟大！”有些人天生就很棒，”臭臭说。 “有些天生就有一个大大的头，”朱迪说。 她被自己的笑话逗乐了，把美术用品拿回了自己的房间。

Stink leaped up and tried out the shield. "Back, back, foul Smooch Monster!"

臭臭跳起来，试了试盾牌。 “后退，后退，可恶的接吻怪物！”