2 Girl Cooties

ACT 2 GIRL COOTIES

第二幕女孩的虱子

Away! Away! First day of camp! Stink looked around the room. Shakespeare quotes covered the walls. In the middle of the room sat bins full of costumes, piles of pool noodles, and... girls! What, ho! Girls, girls, and more girls. Girls wearing crowns. Girls missing teeth. Girls sticking out tongues. Girls twirling in dresses. Everywhere, girls!

带走!带走!夏令营的第一天！臭臭环顾了一下房间。 墙上挂满了莎士比亚的语录。 房间中央放着装满戏服的箱子，成堆的泳池面，还有…… 女孩!喂,喂!女孩，女孩，更多的女孩。 戴着皇冠的女孩。女孩缺牙。 女孩伸出舌头。 女孩们穿着裙子旋转。 无处不在,姑娘们!

"Where are all the boys?" Stink asked Sophie. "Huh?"

“男孩们都到哪儿去了？”索菲问。 “嗯?”

"You didn't tell me I'd be the only boy here! I'm going home." "Hey, I counted frogs with you, Stink. I went on a midnight zombie walk with you." "But you liked doing all that stuff," said Stink. Sophie had stopped listening. She'd spotted the costumes. "Fairy wings!" she said, dashing over to the bin. If only Webster had not gone to Mexico for spring break. One of the millions of girls ran over to Stink. She had a crown on her head and a veil covering her face. The girl flung back the veil. Yikes-a-roni! Riley Rottenberger: sometimes friend, most times enemy. "What are you doing here?" Stink asked. "I'm here for Shakespeare camp, same as you," said Riley. Oh, brother. Could this day get any worse? Just then, the acting teacher blinked the lights. "Welcome to Shakespeare Sprites! Hi, everybody! I'm Amanda Beth."

“你没告诉我，我是这里唯一的男孩！”我要回家了。” “嘿，我和你一起数青蛙，臭小子。 我和你一起参加了午夜僵尸散步。” “但你喜欢做那些事。”臭臭说。 索菲听不进去了。 她看到了戏服。 “仙女的翅膀！”她边说边朝垃圾箱冲去。 韦伯斯特要是没有去墨西哥度春假就好了。 数以百万计的女孩中有一个跑向臭臭。 她头上戴着王冠，脸上蒙着面纱。 女孩掀开面纱。 Yikes-a-roni !莱利·罗滕伯格：有时是朋友，大多数时候是敌人。 “你在这儿干什么？”臭问道。 “我是来参加莎士比亚夏令营的，和你一样。”莱利说。 哦,哥哥。今天还能更糟吗？ 就在这时，表演老师眨了眨灯。 “欢迎来到莎士比亚精灵！”嗨,大家好!我是阿曼达·贝丝。”

Stink plunked himself down beside Sophie. Riley scooted over next to Stink. Amanda Beth told them all about Mr. Shakespeare: that he lived in England more than four hundred years ago, that he wore a gold hoop earring, and that he knew 25,000 words. Some said he was the best writer who ever lived. "We'll also learn what it takes to be good actors," she told them. "Do we get to be in a play?" asked a girl named Lily. "You'll all get to act out one short scene by the end of the week," said Amanda Beth. "On

臭臭扑通一声坐在索菲身边。 莱利跑到臭臭旁边。 阿曼达·贝思把莎士比亚先生的一切都告诉了他们：他四百多年前住在英国，他戴着一个金耳环，他认识25000个单词。 有人说他是有史以来最好的作家。 “我们也会学到如何成为好演员，”她告诉他们。 “我们能演话剧吗？”一个叫莉莉的女孩问。 阿曼达·贝丝说：“到本周末，你们都将有机会表演一场短剧。” ”

Wednesday we're going to learn about a play called Macbeth." "The one with the witches?" asked a girl named Harper. "I'll be a witch!" said Hazel, a girl next to Harper. "I'd rather be Juliet," said Riley, looking straight at Stink. "On Wednesday night, we'll come back to campus to see real actors in an outdoor performance of Macbeth. On Thursday, two of the actors will visit camp to teach us swordplay." Swordplay! Stink sat up on his heels. "By Friday we'll be doing a dress rehearsal. Finally, on Saturday your families are invited to come watch you act out your short scenes. That's what the week looks like. Anyway, I'm glad to see so many girls—" "Stink's the only boy!" yelled Riley. Stink's face turned cherry-Popsicle red.

星期三我们要学习一部叫《麦克白》的戏剧。” “有女巫的那个？”一个叫哈珀的女孩问。 “我要当女巫！”哈帕旁边的女孩黑兹尔说。 “我宁愿做朱丽叶，”莱利直直地看着臭臭说。 “星期三晚上，我们将回到校园，看真正的演员在户外表演《麦克白》。 周四，两名演员会来营地教我们击剑。” 击剑!臭臭坐了起来。 “到周五，我们将进行一次彩排。 最后，在星期六，你们的家人被邀请来看你们表演你们的短剧。 这就是这一周的样子。 不管怎么说，我很高兴看到这么多女孩——”“臭臭是唯一的男孩！” 臭臭的脸变红了。