1 William Shakesbeard

Stink Hamlet and Cheese Megan McDonald illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds

《臭哈姆雷特》和《奶酪》梅根·麦克唐纳(Peter H。 雷诺兹

ACT 1 WILLIAM SHAKSBEARD

第一幕威廉摇了摇胡子

Spleen face! Canker blossom! Maggot pie! Woo-hoo! Friday at last. Spring break time. Mom dropped Stink off at Sophie's house. He couldn't wait to make a list of all the fun stuff they could do over spring break. Stink rang the bell. Mrs. Woof let him in. He ran downstairs to the playroom. The floor was littered with flying fairies and winged horses and pointy-hatted elves. Sophie of the Elves sat smack-dab in the middle of it all. "What's all this?" Stink asked. Sophie held up a bag of unicorns mixed with action figures. "Look at all this good stuff I found at a yard sale!" she said. "Want to play Last Unicorn on Earth?" Stink picked up a unicorn. "Hey, this one is missing a leg. And a bunch of them are missing horns."

脾脏的脸!溃疡开花!蛆馅饼!啊!星期五终于来了。 春假时间到了。妈妈把臭臭送到苏菲家了。 他迫不及待地想列一张清单，列出他们在春假期间可以做的所有有趣的事情。 臭味响了门铃。伍尔夫太太让他进来了。 他跑下楼到游戏室。 地板上到处都是飞天的仙女、飞马和尖帽子的小精灵。 精灵的索菲正好坐在他们中间。 “这是怎么回事？”臭问道。 苏菲举起一袋独角兽和人偶。 “看看我在庭院旧货拍卖中找到的这些好东西！”她说。 “想玩《最后的独角兽》吗？”臭臭捡起一只独角兽。 “嘿，这只少了一条腿。 而且它们中有很多都缺角了。”

"You just have to love them for who they are," Sophie said.

“你只需要爱他们本来的样子，”索菲说。

"Wait. How did a Lady-in-Her-Bathrobe toy get in here?" "Isn't the wacky cat lady awesome? There's more, too. Mustache Guy. And Scary Dead Guy. Here's the best one." She held up a balding guy with a big collar and puffy pumpkin pants.

”等。一个穿浴袍的女士玩具是怎么进来的？”“那个古怪的猫女士是不是很棒？” 还有更多。胡子的家伙。 还有恐怖死人。这是最好的一个。” 她举着一个秃顶的家伙，衣领很大，穿着肥大的南瓜裤。

"Hey, isn't that...? It's William Shakesbeard!" Sophie cracked up. "Close! It's William Shakespeare." "That's what I said," said Stink. "He's that four- hundred-year-old guy who wrote all those plays, right? Webster gave me comic books of his stories. One story has a floating head in it. And a talking ghost." "Some of his plays have fairies," said Sophie of the Elves. "And fairy queens. And kings of fairies. And elves. Ooh, I can't wait for camp." "Camp? You're going to camp? It's not even summer." "I'm going to Shakespeare camp for spring break. It starts Monday at the college. It's called Shakespeare Sprites. You get to dress up and act

“嘿，那不是……？”是威廉·莎士比亚！”索菲大笑起来。 “关闭!这是威廉·莎士比亚。” “我就是这么说的，”臭臭说。 “他就是那个写了那么多剧本的四百岁的家伙，对吗？” 韦伯斯特给了我他的漫画书。 其中一个故事里有一个漂浮的头。 还有一个会说话的鬼。”“他的一些剧本里有仙女，”精灵的索菲说。 “还有仙女女王。还有仙女之王。 和精灵。哦，我等不及夏令营了。” ”阵营?你要去露营？ 现在还不是夏天呢。”“我春假要去莎士比亚夏令营。 星期一在大学开始。 它叫莎士比亚精灵。 你得打扮一下，表演一下