6 Tumble, Fluff, Shrink!

Tumble, Fluff, Shrink!

翻滚，绒毛，收缩！

"Mom! Stink's doing homework again!" Judy said. "You can't tell on me for doing homework," said Stink. "Homework, schmome-work. Let's do something good." "My homework's good." "What's your homework?" asked Mom. "Presidents' Day." "You're not dressing up as a human flag again, are you?" asked Judy. "No. I have to tell what Presidents' Day means to me."

“妈妈!臭臭又在做作业了！”朱迪说。 “你不能因为我做作业就告发我，”臭臭说。 ”schmome-work作业。让我们做点好事吧。” “我的作业做得很好。”“你的家庭作业是什么？”妈妈问。 “总统日”。“你不会又打扮成人类的旗帜了吧？”朱迪问。 “没有。我必须说出总统日对我的意义。”

"Stink, everybody knows what Presidents' Day means. Presidents' Day means your teacher reads you a book about George Washington's teeth and Abraham Lincoln's beard. Presidents' Day means you make stuff out of Popsicle sticks, like a log cabin or a flag." "Nuh-uh," said Stink. "Presidents' Day means you draw three circles. One for Lincoln, one for Washington, and one in the middle for the stuff that's the same about both." "It's called a Venn diagram," Mom said. "My homework is what it means to me. Not what it means to Mr. Venn." "Good for you," Mom said. "What does Presidents' Day mean to you?" "Two words," said Stink. "Washington and Lincoln," said Judy. "James Madison," said Stink. Stink got out a bag of cotton balls. Stink made an old-timey James Madison wig. Judy helped

“臭，大家都知道总统日是什么意思。 总统日意味着你的老师给你读了一本关于乔治·华盛顿的牙齿和亚伯拉罕·林肯的胡子的书。 总统日意味着你可以用冰棒棍做一些东西，比如小木屋或旗帜。” “不——不。”臭臭说。“总统日意味着你要画三个圆圈。 一个是林肯的，一个是华盛顿的，中间一个是两者都一样的东西。” “这叫维恩图，”妈妈说。 “我的家庭作业对我来说意味着什么。 这对维恩先生可不是什么意思。” “干得好，”妈妈说。“总统日对你来说意味着什么？”“两个字，”臭臭说。 “华盛顿和林肯，”朱迪说。 “詹姆斯·麦迪逊，”臭臭说。 臭臭拿出一袋棉球。 臭臭做了一个老式詹姆斯·麦迪逊的假发。 朱迪帮助

him glue cotton balls to her old Brownie cap. "Pass the glue," said Stink. "Quit hogging." "Not so much!" said Judy. Stink didn't listen. He just kept gluing more cotton balls. "Let's see how it looks," said Stink.

他把棉球粘在她的旧布朗尼帽上。 “把胶水递给我，”臭臭说。 “退出占用。”“没有那么多！”朱迪说。 臭臭不听。他不停地粘棉球。 “让我们看看它是什么样子。”臭臭说。

"It has to dry first, or all the cotton balls will fall off," Judy told him. "Let's dry it in the dryer, then," Stink said. "Genius!" said Judy. Stink put the wig in the dryer. "Press START," said Stink. "I can't reach." Judy pressed the fluff-and-tumble button. They waited. Ga-lump, ga-lump. They waited some more. The buzzer went off. "Voilà!" said Judy, pulling out the wig. "YIPES!" yelled Stink. "I said press START. Not SHRINK. Now it looks like... an elf wig. An ant wig." "YOU put it in the dryer," said Judy. "YOU pressed the button," said Stink. "Never mind. We can put powder in your hair. Like James Madison."

“必须先晾干，否则所有的棉球都会掉下来，”朱迪告诉他。 “那我们就用烘干机把它烘干吧。”臭臭说。 “天才！”朱迪说。臭臭，把假发放进烘干机。 “按开始键。”臭臭说。 “我够不着。”朱迪按下了绒毛开关。 他们等待着。Ga-lump Ga-lump。 他们又等了一会儿。蜂鸣器响了。 “听着！”朱迪说着，把假发拔了出来。 “呸！”臭臭叫道。我说按开始键。 不缩水。现在看起来…… 精灵假发。一只蚂蚁的假发。”“你把它放在烘干机里，”朱迪说。 “是你按的按钮。”臭臭说。 “没关系。我们可以在你的头发上抹粉。 就像詹姆斯·麦迪逊。”

"You mean I can put powder in my hair," said Stink. "Just to make sure it doesn't turn orange or anything." "BOR-ing," said Judy. On Friday, Webster read his report aloud first. It was about making red, white, and blue potholders at his grandpa's nursing home on Presidents' Day. "Presidents' Day means to me that we should have a girl president," said Sophie of the Elves. "Since we don't, I wrote a poem about a First Lady. Stink told me about her, and I found out more. Her name is Dolley Madison." Dolley Madison, first to be called First Lady. On a fifteen-cent stamp. Liked to dance and fish and cook and ride horses. Looked like a queen. Easter egg hunt, started it. Yum! Cupcakes are named for her.

“你是说我可以在头发上抹粉，”臭臭说。 “只是为了确保它不会变成橙色或其他什么。” “无聊，”朱迪说。星期五，韦伯斯特首先大声朗读了他的报告。 这是关于在总统日那天在他爷爷的养老院制作红色、白色和蓝色的马桶盖。 “总统日对我来说意味着我们应该有一位女总统，”精灵精灵的苏菲说。 “既然我们没有，我就写了一首关于第一夫人的诗。 臭臭把她的事告诉了我，我发现了更多。 她的名字叫多莉·麦迪逊。” 多莉·麦迪逊，第一个被称为第一夫人的人。 在一张15分的邮票上。喜欢跳舞、钓鱼、做饭和骑马。 看起来像个女王。寻找复活节彩蛋，开始吧。 Yum !纸杯蛋糕是以她的名字命名的。