1. Welcome to Time-Out

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Chapter 1 Welcome to Time-Out You know, being stuck in time-out isn't so bad. If you bring your imagination along for company. Like right now. I may look like I'm just sitting in my time-out corner. But I'm pretending I'm playing baseball. I just hit sixteen home runs in a row! I am a baseball superstar. I have a gazillion fans. I'm a very cool guy. Inside my brain, anyway. In real life, I'm a pretty ordinary guy, to tell the truth. Although last week, I was one of the coolest kids in class for a while. Actually, being cool is why I'm here in time-out. Well, that's not exactly the reason.

I guess maybe the part where I destroyed my friend Gus's sneakers might have something to do with it. I was just trying to help Gus be cool too. You've smushed up shoes for a good reason before, haven't you? No? Not even to help out your best buddy? I guess maybe this does sound a little strange. Maybe I should back up a bit. To when this all started. The part before I was cool for two whole days.