4. Mr. Megaphone

Chapter 4 Mr. Megaphone The first time I heard Emma's tapping shoes was during show-and-tell. Ms. Diz, my teacher, lets us bring all kinds of weird stuff to share with the class. She is a brand-new teacher, so she likes to experiment on us. Once Dewan brought a ferret. Which is like a stretched-out guinea pig. After that, Ms. Diz made up the No Show-and-Tells that Can Bite rule.

我第一次听到艾玛的踢踏舞是在表演环节。 我的老师Diz老师让我们带着各种奇怪的东西和全班同学分享。 她是新来的老师，所以她喜欢拿我们做实验。 有一次，迪万带来了一只雪貂。 就像一只伸展的豚鼠。 在那之后，迪兹制定了“不炫耀会咬人”的规则。

Maya brought her grandpa's artificial leg to another show-and-tell. After that, Ms. Diz made up the No Show-and-Tells Without Permission of the Owner rule. The same day Emma brought her new tap shoes to school, I brought something from my Noisy Stuff collection. I always bring noisy stuff for show-and-tell. I LOVE noise! Weird noise. Funny noise. And of course, best of all, LOUD noise. Here's what I've collected so far: #1 BIRTHDAY-PARTY HORN HONK! #2 WHOOPEE CUSHION

玛雅带着她爷爷的假肢参加了另一场展示会。 在那之后，迪斯制定了“未经业主允许不得展示”的规定。 艾玛把她的新踢踏鞋带到学校的同一天，我也从我的“吵闹的东西”收藏中拿了一些东西。 我总是带着吵闹的东西来展示。 我喜欢噪音!奇怪的噪音。 有趣的噪音。当然，最重要的是，噪音很大。 这是我到目前为止收集到的:#1生日派对喇叭!#2放屁垫

PFFFT! #3 TOY FIRE ENGINE WHEE-OO-WHEE-OO! #4 BONGO DRUMS BUM-BA-BUM-BA-BUM! #5 JUNIOR ROCK STAR ELECTRIC GUITAR SCREEEECH! #6 COWBELL DONG! #7 OLIVER, MY STUFFED ELEPHANT ELEPHANT HELLO (HARD TO DESCRIBE, BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY GRANDPA WHEN HE BLOWS HIS NOSE)

PFFFT !玩具消防车喔喔喔!邦戈鼓，砰砰砰!初级摇滚明星电吉他尖叫!#6牛铃咚!奥利弗，我的毛绒大象大象你好(很难形容，但听起来很像我爷爷擤鼻涕的声音)

The newest addition to my Noisy Stuff collection is my Mr. Megaphone.

我的嘈杂物品收藏的最新成员是我的Mr. Megaphone。

It looks like a giant ice-cream cone made of plastic. When you talk into the mouth hole, it changes your voice so you sound like a megamonster. A loud megamonster with a bad cold. When it was my turn for show-and-tell, I yelled, "Take me to your leader, first graders of the

它看起来像一个巨大的塑料冰淇淋蛋筒。 当你对着嘴洞说话时，它会改变你的声音，让你听起来像个巨型怪物。 一个得了重感冒的大怪物。 轮到我做展示时，我喊道:“带我去见你们的领导，一年级的学生。

Earth!" into the megaphone. Half the class covered their ears. The other half went "WHOA!" "Roscoe, that's a fine addition to your Noisy Stuff collection," Ms. Diz said. "Thank you for sharing it." "I can pass it around," I offered. "Please, NO!" Ms. Diz said. "I mean, we have other people who want to share this morning. Speaking of things that make noise, Emma, you have something special to show us today, don't you?" Emma held up two black shoes with metal tappers on the bottom. "These are my tap shoes," she said. "They make noise when you step." Shoes with built-in noise? I thought. What will they think of next?

地球!” 一半的学生捂着耳朵。 另一半则发出“哇!”“罗斯科，这对你的‘吵闹的东西’收藏来说是一个很好的补充。” 说那个开荒者看起来蛮不错嘛。“谢谢你分享。” “我可以传一下，”我说。 “请不!”迪兹说。 “我的意思是，我们今天早上还有其他人想分享。 说到制造噪音的东西，艾玛，你今天有特别的东西要给我们看，是吗?”艾玛举起两只底部有金属钉的黑鞋。 “这是我的踢踏舞鞋，”她说。 “你一踩，它们就会发出声音。” 内置噪音的鞋子? 我想。他们接下来会想到什么?