1. Welcome to Time-Out

Chapter 1 Welcome to Time-Out I can guess what you're thinking. Time-out AGAIN? What rule did you break this time, Roscoe? Well, since you asked, it was Rule Number 542: DO NOT PRETEND TO NEED CRUTCHES WHEN YOU REALLY DO NOT NEED THEM JUST TO GET OUT OF AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION. Personally, I don't think a guy should get punished for breaking a rule when he didn't even exactly know there was such a rule.

我能猜到你在想什么。 暂停了?你这次违反了什么规定，罗斯科? 好吧，既然你问了，这是第542条规则:当你真的不需要拐杖时，不要假装需要拐杖，只是为了摆脱尴尬的局面。 就我个人而言，我认为一个人不应该因为违反规定而受到惩罚，因为他甚至不知道有这样的规定。

But my mom and dad see things a little differently. Sometimes I wonder if they ever really were kids. You'd think people who used to be kids would understand that sometimes a guy just really needs a good crutch. Or two. You know what I'm talking about, right? Well, maybe it is a little confusing. I'll begin at the beginning of the beginning. With my friend Emma's amazing, noisy shoes…

但我爸妈的看法有点不同。 有时我怀疑他们是否真的是孩子。 你以为当过孩子的人会明白有时候一个人真的需要一个好的拐杖。 或两个。你知道我在说什么，对吧? 好吧，也许这有点令人困惑。 我就从最开始讲起。 我朋友艾玛的鞋子很漂亮，很吵…