1. Welcome to Time-Out

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Chapter 1 Welcome to Time-Out I can guess what you're thinking. Time-out AGAIN? What rule did you break this time, Roscoe? Well, since you asked, it was Rule Number 542: DO NOT PRETEND TO NEED CRUTCHES WHEN YOU REALLY DO NOT NEED THEM JUST TO GET OUT OF AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION. Personally, I don't think a guy should get punished for breaking a rule when he didn't even exactly know there was such a rule.

But my mom and dad see things a little differently. Sometimes I wonder if they ever really were kids. You'd think people who used to be kids would understand that sometimes a guy just really needs a good crutch. Or two. You know what I'm talking about, right? Well, maybe it is a little confusing. I'll begin at the beginning of the beginning. With my friend Emma's amazing, noisy shoes…