6. The Secret Handshake

Chapter 6 The Secret Handshake When I got to my classroom, my friends Gus and Emma ran over to say hello. The first thing we did was our Secret Handshake. Here is how it goes. In case you would like to try it. 1. Scream each other's names. 2. Wait for the teacher to say, "Inside voices, PLEASE!" 3. Do a high five.

第六章秘密握手当我到达教室时，我的朋友格斯和艾玛跑过来跟我打招呼。 我们做的第一件事是秘密握手。 事情是这样的。如果你想试试的话。 1. 喊对方的名字。 2. 等老师说:“请听内心的声音!”3. 击掌。

3. Do a low five. 4. Stick out your tongue. 5. Get all serious and say, "How do you do, Mr. Riley?" Of course, you would not say Riley, probably. It would be pretty amazing if we had the same last name. Emma pointed to my elbows. "Cool sparkle Band-Aids, Roscoe."

3. 做一个低掌。4. 伸出你的舌头。 5. 一本正经地说:“你好，莱利先生?”当然，你可能不会说莱利。 如果我们有相同的姓氏那就太棒了。 艾玛指着我的胳膊肘。 “酷炫的创可贴，罗斯科。”

I mostly always have a Band-Aid on me somewhere. Or a cast. Or a sling. Mom says to think of it all as a fashion statement. When I was four, I even had an eye patch. The eye patch was black. Totally pirate. "How'd you get the Band-Aids?" Gus asked. "Racing my Hot Wheels car down the stairs," I said. "The Hot Wheels won." "Household accidents are the most common cause of injuries in children," said Emma. Emma teaches me lots of interesting facts. She was born in China. Her parents adopted her when she was a baby.

我身上一般都带着创可贴。 或者打石膏。或者吊带。妈妈说要把这当成一种时尚宣言。 我四岁的时候，甚至还戴了眼罩。 眼罩是黑色的。完全的海盗。 “你是怎么弄到创可贴的?”格斯问道。 “开着我的风火轮赛车跑下楼梯，”我说。 “风火轮赢了。”“家庭事故是儿童受伤的最常见原因，”艾玛说。 艾玛教我很多有趣的事实。 她出生在中国。她的父母在她还是个婴儿的时候收养了她。

I wish I was born in China. Instead of just Kalamazoo. Gus teaches me lots of useful things too. Just last week he showed me how to make armpit farts. "What's in the bag, Roscoe?" Emma asked. "Art stuff for Ms. Diz," I said. I opened the bag. Gus and Emma peeked inside. "Cool head," Gus said. "Her name was Drusilla," I said. "Before I brain-surgeried her." "Super-Mega-Gonzo Glue!" Gus said. "Whoa. My mom won't let me near that stuff!" "Me either," said Emma. "Me either," I said. "But I figured Ms.

我希望我出生在中国。 而不仅仅是卡拉马祖。 格斯也教了我很多有用的东西。 就在上周，他教我怎么用腋窝放屁。 “袋子里装的是什么，罗斯科?”艾玛问道。 “给迪兹女士的艺术品，”我说。 我打开袋子。格斯和艾玛往里面偷看。 “冷静点。”格斯说。“她叫德鲁西拉，”我说。 “在我给她做脑部手术之前。” “Super-Mega-Gonzo胶水!”格斯说。 “哇。我妈妈不会让我碰那些东西的!”“我也是，”艾玛说。 “我也是，”我说。“但我认为。

Diz could use it. For when we break stuff. Let's go show her what I brought." Ms. Diz was busy stapling butterfly pictures to the bulletin board. Ms. Diz isn't really her name. But her real name is hard to say. It uses maybe half of the alphabet. So she cut off the end for my class. Maybe when I'm a grown-up, I'll be called Mr. Ri for short. Or not. I handed Ms. Diz the bag of art supplies. "This is for you," I said. "It's for the art cupboard. There's special glue in there. And I even included a free head."

迪兹可以用它。当我们弄坏东西的时候。 我们去给她看看我带来的东西吧。” 迪兹女士正忙着把蝴蝶的照片钉在布告栏上。 Diz女士其实不是她的名字。 但她的真名很难说。 它可能使用了一半的字母表。 所以她剪掉了我的班级。 也许等我长大了，我会被简称为李先生。 与否。我把装着美术用品的袋子递给了迪兹女士。 “这是给你的，”我说。 “这是为艺术橱柜准备的。 里面有特殊的胶水。 我甚至还放了一个免费的头。”

Ms. Diz frowned. "What kind of head, Roscoe?" "Just a doll head." I smiled so she wouldn't worry. Since Ms. Diz is new, she gets mixed up sometimes. I try to help her out whenever I can.

迪兹皱起了眉头。“什么样的脑袋，罗斯科?”“只是一个娃娃头。” 我笑了笑，免得她担心。 由于迪斯女士是新来的，她有时会搞混。 我尽我所能帮助她。