6 Spaghetti-fied!

Chapter 6 SPAGHETTI-FIED! bong… "Zone of spaghetti-fication!" announced the Time-A-Tron. "Extreme gravity! Extreme stretching!" "Yuck-a-rama!" hollered Judy. "I feel like someone's playing tug-of-war with me!" Judy looked like stretchy bubble gum. bong… "Beginning Anti-Gravity Control!" said the Time-A-Tron. In a few seconds, Andrew's hands didn't look so far away anymore. He was shrinking back to normal size.

第六章意大利面条！“意大利面化区！”时空机器人宣布。 “极端重力!极限拉伸!”“呸！”朱迪大叫。 “我觉得有人在和我玩拔河游戏！”朱迪看起来像有弹性的泡泡糖。 “开始反重力控制！”时间战神说。 几秒钟后，安德鲁的手不再看得那么远了。 他又缩回了正常的体型。

1 MILLION YEARS AGO… read the digital display. 2 MILLION YEARS AGO… 3 MILLION YEARS AGO… GALUMP! The Time-A-Tron jolted as though they had gone over a big bump. Andrew kept the Worm- Drive button pressed, but Thudd went flying out of Andrew's pocket—together with Uncle Al's fudge. Thudd fell into Andrew's lap. The fudge splattered onto the Time-A-Tron's control panel! 4 MILLION YEARS AGO… Andrew took his finger off the Worm-Drive button. But it didn't pop up. A piece of fudge was jamming it! 5 MILLION YEARS AGO… "Andrew!" yelled Judy. "What's going on?" "Um, I think the Worm-Drive button is stuck," said Andrew. Andrew pushed the button again and again.

一百万年前…看数字显示。 200万年前…300万年前…时间战神震动了一下，好像他们跨过了一个大隆起。 安德鲁一直按着驱虫器的按钮，但泰德从安德鲁的口袋里飞了出来——连同阿尔叔叔的软糖一起。 砰的一声落在安德鲁的腿上。 软糖溅到时间战神的控制面板上了！四百万年前，安德鲁把手指从蠕虫驱动按钮上拿开了。 但它没有弹出。一块软糖挡住了它！“安德鲁！”朱迪喊道。 “发生什么事了？”“嗯，我想‘蠕虫驱动’按钮卡住了。”安德鲁说。 安德鲁一遍又一遍地按按钮。

6 MILLION YEARS AGO… 7 MILLION YEARS AGO… Suddenly the numbers began to flash by so quickly, they were just a blur. "Oh no!" cried Judy. "You and your stupid fudge!" Andrew tried to scratch the fudge away from the button with his fingernail. But the more he tried, the more he jammed the fudge between the button and the control panel. Andrew scooped Thudd up and put him on the control panel. "Thudd," said Andrew. "You've got pointy little fingers. You try unsticking the button." meep… "Okey-dokey, Drewd," said Thudd, scraping. "Hurry!" cried Judy. "We're going so fast!" bong… "Emergency!" The voice of the Time- A-Tron echoed through the compartment. "The Worm-Drive button has been pressed for too long. We are going TOOOOO FAAAAAR!"

600万年前……700万年前……突然，数字开始飞快地闪过，变得模糊起来。 “哦，不！”朱迪喊道。“你和你那愚蠢的软糖！”安德鲁试图用指甲把软糖从纽扣上刮掉。 但他越试，就越把软糖卡在按钮和控制面板之间。 安德鲁把泰德抱起来放在控制面板上。 “砰。”安德鲁说。“你的手指又尖又小。 你试试解开这个按钮。” “好吧，好吧，德鲁。” “快点！”朱迪叫道。“我们开得太快了！”砰……“紧急情况！”时间战神的声音在车厢里回响。 “蠕虫驱动按钮按得太久了。 我们要走了！”

The Time-A-Tron wobbled in its tunnel of rainbow fireworks. Thudd jiggled on the control panel, but the suction cups on the bottoms of his feet helped him stick tight. bong… "Terrible trouble!" moaned the Time- A-Tron. "Because of poor judgment about storing chocolate fudge, we are totally out of control." Suddenly the display blinked a number they could see: 10 BILLION YEARS AGO. "YIKES!" said Andrew. "That's before dinosaurs lived on Earth." bong… "That is five billion years before there was an Earth," said the Time-A-Tron. "You mean there's no Earth where we are right now?" asked Judy. "We've got to stop this thing!" She kicked the control panel. bong… "Let us hope our little silver friend is an expert fudge remover," said the Time-A-Tron. meep… "Know how much a billion is?" asked Thudd as he scratched away at the fudge.

时光加速器在彩虹烟花的隧道里摇晃着。 塔德在控制面板上晃动着，但他脚底的吸盘帮助他牢牢地粘住了。 “可怕的麻烦！”时间战神呻吟道。 “由于对储存巧克力软糖的错误判断，我们完全失去了控制。” 突然，屏幕上闪烁着一个他们能看到的数字：100亿年前。 “哎呀！”安德鲁说。“那是在恐龙出现在地球之前。” “那是在地球出现之前的50亿年。”时间机器人说。 “你是说我们现在所在的地方没有地球？”朱迪问。 “我们必须阻止这东西！”她踢了一下控制面板。 “希望我们的小银朋友是个去除软糖的专家，”时间战神说。 “你知道十亿有多少吗？”萨德一边抓着软糖一边问。

"Um, it's a thousand million," said Andrew. meep… "Know what a billion look like?" asked Thudd, scraping and scraping. "Keep scraping," said Judy. meep… "A billion one-dollar bills make pile ten times high as Mount Everest!" said Thudd. "Fifty-five miles high!" 11 BILLION YEARS AGO flashed on the display. "What exactly is this stupid wormhole anyway?" asked Judy. "And how can we get out of it?" bong… "Do you know what a black hole is?" asked the Time-A-Tron.

“嗯，是十亿，”安德鲁说。 “你知道十亿人长什么样子吗？” “继续刮，”朱迪说。 “十亿张一美元的钞票堆起来有珠穆朗玛峰十倍高！” “55英里高！”110亿年前在显示屏上闪现。 “这个愚蠢的虫洞到底是什么？”朱迪问。 “你知道黑洞是什么吗？”时间战神问道。

"A hole that's black?" said Judy. 12 BILLION YEARS AGO flashed on the display. meep… "Black hole happen when giant star get old," said Thudd. "Star make big, big explosion. Outside of star blow away. But center of star shrink, shrink, shrink! If Earth shrink as much as star shrink, Earth be size of golf ball!" "That's ridiculous!" said Judy. "How can it shrink that much?" asked Andrew. meep… "Gravity," said Thudd. "Gravity pull stuff together. Gravity keep Drewd and Oody stuck to Earth. Gravity keep planets in orbit around sun." Judy rolled her eyes. "Gravity, shmavity!" she said. "Just make this thing stop!" 13 BILLION YEARS AGO flashed on the display. meep… "Black-hole gravity super-super strong," said Thudd. "Make Drewd and Oody stretch like spaghetti. Black hole pull everything

“一个黑洞？”朱迪说。 120亿年前在显示屏上闪现。 “黑洞发生在巨星变老的时候，”泰德说。 “恒星产生巨大的爆炸。 外面的星星被吹走了。 但是恒星的中心缩小，缩小，缩小！如果地球像恒星一样缩小，地球就会变成高尔夫球那么大！”“太荒唐了！”朱迪说。 “它怎么能缩小那么多？”安德鲁问。 “万有引力。” “重力把东西拉到一起。 重力把德鲁德和伍迪困在了地球上。 引力使行星绕太阳运行。” 朱迪翻了个白眼。“地心引力！”她说。 “快让这东西停下来！”130亿年前在显示屏上闪现。 “黑洞引力超级超级强，”泰德说。 “让德鲁和伍迪像意大利面一样伸展。 黑洞吸引一切