12 Oops!

Chapter 12 OOPS! meep… "Poop!" said Thudd. He pointed to a monster brown mound beside the Umbubble. "Cheese Louise!" said Judy. "It's the Himalayas of doo-doo! The Mount Everest of poop!" "Now you've done it, mister!" yelled Mrs. Scuttle. "Pooping on the floor! Bad dog! I've a mind to send you to the animal shelter. You won't be seeing much of that Judy girl you like so much!" "Oh no!" said Judy. "I love Harley! We've got to rescue him!" "I guess we've got to rescue ourselves first," Andrew said.

第十二章哎呀！“便便！” 他指着乌姆巴旁边一个棕色的怪物丘。 “奶酪露易丝！”朱迪说。 “这是喜马拉雅山上的便便！”便便界的珠穆朗玛峰！”“现在你做到了，先生！”斯卡特尔太太喊道。 “在地板上拉屎！坏狗!我想把你送到动物收容所。 你不会经常见到那个你很喜欢的女孩朱迪了！”“哦，不！”朱迪说。 “我爱哈雷！”我们得去救他！”“我想我们得先救自己。”安德鲁说。

Suddenly the light in the bathroom seemed to flicker. Andrew looked up. At first he thought the ceiling was falling, but then he realized what was happening. "Uh-oh!" he said. "Mrs. Scuttle's got toilet paper and she's coming at us!" In the next second, the toilet paper plopped down over them and swooped them—and the

突然，浴室里的灯似乎在闪烁。 安德鲁抬起头来。起初他以为天花板要塌下来了，但后来他意识到发生了什么事。 “哦哦！”他说。“斯卡托太太拿着卫生纸，她朝我们走来了！”下一秒，卫生纸扑通一声落在他们身上，扑向他们——然后

poop mountain—off the ground. The sticky Umbubble was stuck to the bottom of the toilet paper. They were going up, up, up! Andrew watched the tiles of the bathroom floor get farther and farther away. Clunk! "You know what that sound is?" asked Judy. "Um, no," said Andrew. "It's the lid of the toilet clunking against the tank," said Judy. "Mrs. Scuttle is getting ready to flush us!" "Uh-oh!" said Andrew. meep… "If Umbubble get flushed, end up in big cement tank deep, deep underground," said Thudd. "I know," said Judy. "I used to make plumbing for my dollhouses when I was a little kid." Now they were right above the toilet bowl! Mrs. Scuttle's hand was reaching for the handle of the toilet!

把山拉离地面。 黏糊糊的Umbubble粘在卫生纸的底部。 他们在上升，上升，上升！安德鲁看着浴室地板上的瓷砖越来越远。 呯!“你知道那是什么声音吗？”朱迪问。 “嗯，不，”安德鲁说。“那是马桶盖撞击水箱的声音，”朱迪说。 “斯卡托太太正准备冲我们呢！”“哦哦！”安德鲁说。 “如果Umbubble被冲了，就会被扔进地下很深很深的水泥罐里，”泰德说。 “我知道，”朱迪说。“当我还是个孩子的时候，我曾经为我的玩具屋制作管道。” 现在他们就在马桶上方！斯卡特尔太太正伸手去抓马桶把手！

"Cheese Louise!" said Judy. "This is the worst thing ever!" "At least we're inside the Umbubble," said Andrew. "We've got plenty of air, so we won't drown if we get flushed." "It's not if we get flushed," said Judy. "We're going to get flushed. In about one second!" She pulled the empty pen tube out of the wall of the Umbubble and put it back in her pocket. The Umbubble sealed itself up. "We don't want any leaks!" she said. Crrrunk! Mrs. Scuttle pulled down the handle of the toilet! A whirlpool of water churned below. meep… "What is red and white on outside, gray on inside?" asked Thudd. "Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup! Hee hee!" Oh no! thought Andrew, remembering Uncle Al's warning about elephant jokes.

“奶酪露易丝！”朱迪说。 “这是有史以来最糟糕的事情！”“至少我们在泡泡里。”安德鲁说。 “我们有足够的空气，所以我们不会淹死，即使我们被冲走了。” “如果我们被冲得满脸通红就不是了，”朱迪说。 “我们会被冲走的。 大约一秒钟！”她把空笔筒从泡泡教室的墙上抽出来，放回口袋里。 Umbubble把自己封起来了。 “我们不希望有任何泄密！”她说。 Crrrunk !斯卡托太太拉下了马桶把手！水的漩涡在下面翻腾。 “什么东西外面是红白相间，里面是灰色的？” “金宝大象奶油汤！”嘻嘻!”噢,不!安德鲁想，想起了艾尔叔叔关于大象笑话的警告。

Before anyone could say another word, the toilet paper, the Umbubble, and the poop were zooming toward the whirlpool below!

没等谁再说一句话，厕纸、泡泡球和便便就嗖地朝下面的漩涡飞去了！