2 Germy Booger

Chapter 2 GERMY BOOGER "Whoop-de-do!" hooted a tall boy in the doorway. "It's Dandy Andy's garbage gobbler!" The Goa Constrictor quickly twisted itself around the boy's legs. "Hey, Germy," Andrew said to the boy. He clicked the Off button on the remote. The Goa Constrictor lay still. The tall boy shook his black hair away from his eyes. "You're beginning to talk like that tin can in your pocket, Andy." Judy crossed her arms over her chest and frowned. "Stuff a sock in it, Jeremy Bogart," she said. "If you didn't annoy everyone all the time, kids wouldn't call you Germy Booger."

“呜呜——呜呜！”门口一个高个子男孩大声叫道。 “这是丹迪·安迪的垃圾吞嘴！”果阿巨蟒迅速盘绕在男孩的腿上。 “嘿，杰米，”安德鲁对男孩说。 他按了一下遥控器上的关键。 果阿巨蟒静静地躺着。 那个高个子男孩把遮住眼睛的黑发甩开。 “你说话的口气开始像你口袋里的锡罐了，安迪。” 朱迪双臂交叉在胸前，皱起了眉头。 “把袜子塞进去，杰里米·鲍嘉，”她说。 “如果你不总是惹恼所有人，孩子们就不会叫你杰米·布格了。”

"That's so unkind," said Jeremy. "I'm a really nice kid. I've even done something nice for little Andy." Jeremy stepped into the hall and came back dragging two bulging garbage bags. The sweet- sour smell of garbage filled the room. "See how nice I am?" said Jeremy. "I helped the cafeteria ladies by delivering these bags." "Be prepared to be amazed, Germy," said Andrew, pressing a button on the remote. The Goa Constrictor raised its head and opened its jaws wide enough to swallow a toaster. The

“这太不厚道了，”杰里米说。 “我是一个非常好的孩子。我甚至还为小安迪做了件好事。” 杰里米走进大厅，拖着两个鼓鼓囊囊的垃圾袋回来。 房间里充满了垃圾的酸甜味。 “看到我有多好了吗？”杰里米说。 “我帮自助餐厅的女士送了这些袋子。” “做好惊讶的准备吧，杰米。”安德鲁说着，按下了遥控器上的一个按钮。 果阿蟒蛇抬起头，张开大嘴，足以吞下一个烤面包机。 的

jaws opened wider and wider— wide enough to swallow an oven! meep… "Snakes got special jaws," said Thudd. "Bottom jaw come apart from top jaw. Can open mouth wide, wide, wide!" Andrew dragged one of the garbage bags close to the Goa Constrictor's mouth. "The Goa will make this garbage super-small." "Oooooh!" said Jeremy. "A really creepy garbage gobbler. Everybody will want one." "Listen, Germy," said Andrew, looking Jeremy in the eye. "Every person—including you—makes five pounds of garbage every day. That's thirty- five pounds every week. That's more than eighteen hundred pounds every year for every person! "We need to make less garbage before we get buried in it. But until we figure out how to do that, the Goa can make garbage smaller!" Andrew lifted the garbage bag. He poured a mess of half-eaten hot dogs, brown banana chunks, rotten grapes, chewed French fries, and

下巴张开得越来越大——大得足以吞下一个烤箱！“蛇的下巴很特别。” “下颚和上颚分开了。 可以把嘴张得大大的，大大的，大大的！”安德鲁把其中一个垃圾袋拖到果阿蟒蛇的嘴边。 “果阿邦会让这些垃圾变得超级小。” “哦哦！”杰里米说。“一只非常令人毛骨悚然的垃圾捕食者。 每个人都想要一个。”“听着，杰里米。”安德鲁看着杰里米的眼睛说。 “每个人，包括你，每天制造五磅垃圾。 每周35英镑。 那就是每人每年超过1800英镑！“在我们被埋在垃圾里之前，我们需要制造更少的垃圾。 但在我们弄清楚如何做到这一点之前，果阿邦可以让垃圾变小！”安德鲁举起垃圾袋。 他倒了一堆吃了一半的热狗，棕色的香蕉块，烂葡萄，嚼烂的薯条，还有

ketchup-covered paper napkins into the Goa's mouth. The Goa's bottom jaw moved in and out, dragging the garbage in fast. When it sucked down the last potato peel, the Goa slowly closed its jaws. Ssssssssssss… A giant beach-ball-sized bulge appeared behind the Goa's head and moved slowly through its body. SSSSSSSSSSSS… The hiss sounded like a bucket of water hitting a bonfire. Suddenly the Goa's mouth snapped open. Out swirled a rainbow-colored tornado that smelled like a thousand rotten eggs.

裹着番茄酱的餐巾纸放进果阿的嘴里。 果阿号的下颚进进出出，迅速地把垃圾拖了进来。 当它吞下最后一片土豆皮时，果阿蛇慢慢合上了嘴巴。 一个巨大的海滩球大小的凸起出现在果阿鱼的头部后面，并缓慢地穿过它的身体。 嘶嘶声听起来就像一桶水打在篝火上。 突然，果阿的嘴巴啪地张开了。 外面盘旋着一股彩虹色的龙卷风，闻起来像一千个臭鸡蛋。