Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Excuse me," said Princess Magnolia, "did your volcano just talk?" "Uh... no," said Tommy Wigtower. "EAT," said the volcano. "I think your volcano just talked," said Princess Magnolia.

"No, it didn't," said Tommy Wigtower. "EAAAAT," said the volcano.

"But I'm quite certain —" said Princess Magnolia. "It's not supposed to talk!" said Tommy. "It's supposed to erupt! I should have tried it at home first."

"Did you add baking soda?" asked Princess Honeysuckle. "Yes," said Tommy. "Did you add vinegar?" asked Princess Snapdragon. "YES," said the volcano.

"But it still didn't erupt!" said Tommy. "So I added... some monster fur." "MMM," said the volcano. Or rather, said the goo inside the volcano.

The goo growled. And it grew. It growled and grew. Now it was taking up all the space inside the volcano.