23 Ch23-生理现象

Chapter 23 Do you want to pee? / Do you want to go to the bathroom? I don't need to go. I need to pee.

第二十三章你想尿尿吗? /你想去洗手间吗? 我不需要去。我要尿尿。

Right now? I can't hold it. I need to pee really bad. Hold it! Hold it! Pee after holding the toilet seat up. Use toilet paper after you pee. Hold your skirt up and pee. Make sure the pee doesn't get on the seat. Try to pee in the center of the toilet. Did you flush? If you hold your pee for too long, it's not good for you. I peed a little. Oops! I peed on my clothes. Sorry, I wet the bed, Mom. See? I told you to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom before you go to sleep. Go to the bathroom before you leave.

现在好些了吗?我憋不住了。 我真的很想尿尿。抓住它!抓住它!举起马桶座圈后小便。 小便后使用厕纸。 撩起你的裙子尿尿。 确保尿不溅到坐垫上。 试着在马桶中间撒尿。 你冲水了吗?如果你憋尿的时间太长，对你不好。 我尿了一下。哦!我尿在衣服上了。 对不起，我尿床了，妈妈。 看到了吗?我让你去洗手间的。 睡觉前去趟洗手间。 离开之前去趟洗手间。

I have to poop, Mom. My tummy aches. I have to poop. Close the door. It smells. Call Mommy when you're done. My poop looks like a sweet potato. My baby's poop is like goat poop. Did you clean your bottom well? Flush when you're done. Wash your hands. Will you wipe it, Mom? I pooped a lot, Mom. Eeek! It stinks! Let's stop talking about pooping. What happens if I don't poop? Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

我要大便了，妈妈。我肚子疼。 我要大便了。把门关上。 它的气味。完事后打电话给妈妈。 我的便便看起来像个红薯。 我宝宝的便便就像山羊的便便。 你把屁股洗干净了吗? 洗完就冲水。洗手。 妈妈，帮我擦一下好吗?我经常拉屎，妈妈。 嘿!它很臭!我们不要再谈论排便了。 如果我不大便会怎么样? 每天不大便不健康吗?

Then the poop sits here below your belly button. I pooped this morning. Why is it coming out again? It looks like the food got digested well I can't poop, Mom. Try to push. My stomach hurts, but I can't poop. You should drink a lot of water. The reason is that you haven't eaten any vegetables. I think you're constipated. Come out of the bathroom and try it later. Try again later. Want me to rub your tummy? I'll give you some medicine if it's really bad. I'll poop later.

便便就在你肚脐下面。 我今天早上拉屎了。为什么它又出来了? 看起来食物被消化了我拉不出屎，妈妈。 试着推。我的胃疼，但我不能大便。 你应该多喝水。 原因是你没有吃任何蔬菜。 我觉得你便秘了。 从浴室出来，稍后再试。 请稍后再试。要我摸摸你的肚子吗? 如果真的很严重，我给你开点药。 我一会儿会拉屎的。

Don't take your book into the bathroom. That's not a good bathroom habit. Gosh, what's this smell? You farted, dude! I just farted, and it stinks really bad. I can't even breathe. Dad's fart smells like poo. You're such a farty pants, Dad. Who farted? / Who cut the cheese? It wasn't me. Was it you? It wasn't me. Why do you keep looking at me? Wow, you've got a loud sound. I can't stop farting, Mom. It's terrible. How come you farted in my face? You're going to make a hole in the ground.

不要把你的书带进浴室。 这可不是一个好的上厕所习惯。 天哪，这是什么味道?你放屁了，伙计!我刚放了个屁，很臭。 我都不能呼吸了。爸爸的屁闻起来像便便。 你真是个大屁孩，爸爸。 谁放屁?/谁切的奶酪? 那不是我。是你吗?那不是我。 你为什么一直看着我? 哇，你的声音真大。 我不停地放屁，妈妈。 这是可怕的。你怎么在我脸上放屁? 你要在地上挖个洞。

Stop making fun of me. The smell's gone now. We need to open the window. I need to get rid of the smell. Quiet farts smell worse than loud ones. Ta-da! Dad's going to fart! Hold your nose! Look at my booger, Benjamin. Oh my! It's gross! Get it off! You booger digger! Stop picking your nose. Don't eat your boogers. What should I do with this booger? Clean it off with a tissue. Why are you giving that to Mommy?

别再取笑我了。现在味道没了。 我们需要打开窗户。 我得把这味道去掉。 安静的屁比大声的臭。 哈!爸爸要放屁了!捏住鼻子!看看我的鼻屎，本杰明。 噢我的天!这是恶心!把它弄下来!你这个鼻屎!别挖鼻孔了。 别吃鼻屎。我该怎么处理这个鼻屎? 用纸巾擦干净。 你为什么要把这个给妈妈?