23 Ch23-生理现象

Chapter 23 Do you want to pee? / Do you want to go to the bathroom? I don't need to go. I need to pee.

Right now? I can't hold it. I need to pee really bad. Hold it! Hold it! Pee after holding the toilet seat up. Use toilet paper after you pee. Hold your skirt up and pee. Make sure the pee doesn't get on the seat. Try to pee in the center of the toilet. Did you flush? If you hold your pee for too long, it's not good for you. I peed a little. Oops! I peed on my clothes. Sorry, I wet the bed, Mom. See? I told you to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom before you go to sleep. Go to the bathroom before you leave.

I have to poop, Mom. My tummy aches. I have to poop. Close the door. It smells. Call Mommy when you're done. My poop looks like a sweet potato. My baby's poop is like goat poop. Did you clean your bottom well? Flush when you're done. Wash your hands. Will you wipe it, Mom? I pooped a lot, Mom. Eeek! It stinks! Let's stop talking about pooping. What happens if I don't poop? Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

Then the poop sits here below your belly button. I pooped this morning. Why is it coming out again? It looks like the food got digested well I can't poop, Mom. Try to push. My stomach hurts, but I can't poop. You should drink a lot of water. The reason is that you haven't eaten any vegetables. I think you're constipated. Come out of the bathroom and try it later. Try again later. Want me to rub your tummy? I'll give you some medicine if it's really bad. I'll poop later.

Don't take your book into the bathroom. That's not a good bathroom habit. Gosh, what's this smell? You farted, dude! I just farted, and it stinks really bad. I can't even breathe. Dad's fart smells like poo. You're such a farty pants, Dad. Who farted? / Who cut the cheese? It wasn't me. Was it you? It wasn't me. Why do you keep looking at me? Wow, you've got a loud sound. I can't stop farting, Mom. It's terrible. How come you farted in my face? You're going to make a hole in the ground.

Stop making fun of me. The smell's gone now. We need to open the window. I need to get rid of the smell. Quiet farts smell worse than loud ones. Ta-da! Dad's going to fart! Hold your nose! Look at my booger, Benjamin. Oh my! It's gross! Get it off! You booger digger! Stop picking your nose. Don't eat your boogers. What should I do with this booger? Clean it off with a tissue. Why are you giving that to Mommy?