7 Picasso the Pony

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Picasso the PONY MOLLY CODDLE WAS A GIRL who had been born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Literally. Her mother had accidentally swallowed the spoon when she was pregnant.

While in the womb, Baby Molly would kick her mother's tummy if she hadn't had enough food. THUMP! "OOF!" And once, when her mother was shovelling down as much chocolate souffle as fast as she could, the baby kicked so hard that she gulped down the spoon too. THUMP! GULP! From the moment of her birth, baby Molly threw a tantrum if she didn't get what she wanted. Her wealthy parents indulged their daughter's every whim. Lord and Lady Coddle gave their baby: GOLD-PLATED nappies A diamond-encrusted dummy A pair of BRONZE booties

A romper suit made from the softest cashmere A pram designed and built by the ROLLS-ROYCE motorcar company A solid silver bonnet A handmade mahogany cot lined with only the finest silks A Cut-glass milk bottle A solid marble teddy bear to cuddle at night A one-hundred-piece orchestra on call day and night to play "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" to send her off to sleep. As she grew up, Molly's demands became more and more outlandish: A ROBOT to do all her homework for her

A bath as big as a swimming pool A private ski slope on the roof A dinner service made of the finest Swiss chocolate so if she was still hungry after her meal she could eat the plates and bowls too A solid-gold pair of sunglasses (though sadly she couldn't see through them) A television the size of a football pitch A football pitch the size of a television (less useful) Rose petals thrown in her path wherever she walked A JET PACK to save her having to walk up stairs Her own Wendy house in the garden that was much bigger than the family home.

Now, I know what you are thinking: this book is about the world's worst pets! NOT the world's worst children- GET ON WITH THE STORY! I am sorry. AND STOP FILLING THE BOOK WITH LISTS JUST TO MAKE UP THE PAGE COUNT! I said I am sorry. STOP SAYING SORRY AND GET A MOVE ON! sorry. YOU JUST SAID "SORRY" AGAIN! SORRY! This story is about what happens when one of the world's worst