7 Picasso the Pony

Picasso the PONY MOLLY CODDLE WAS A GIRL who had been born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Literally. Her mother had accidentally swallowed the spoon when she was pregnant.

莫利·柯德尔是一个含着银汤匙出生的女孩。 字面上。她母亲怀孕时不小心吞下了勺子。

While in the womb, Baby Molly would kick her mother's tummy if she hadn't had enough food. THUMP! "OOF!" And once, when her mother was shovelling down as much chocolate souffle as fast as she could, the baby kicked so hard that she gulped down the spoon too. THUMP! GULP! From the moment of her birth, baby Molly threw a tantrum if she didn't get what she wanted. Her wealthy parents indulged their daughter's every whim. Lord and Lady Coddle gave their baby: GOLD-PLATED nappies A diamond-encrusted dummy A pair of BRONZE booties

在子宫里的时候，如果宝宝没有吃足够的食物，她就会踢妈妈的肚子。 重打!“呕!”有一次，当她的妈妈以最快的速度铲下巧克力蛋奶酥时，宝宝踢得太用力了，把勺子也吞了下去。 重打!杯!从她出生的那一刻起，如果她没有得到她想要的东西，她就会发脾气。 她富有的父母纵容女儿的每一次心血来潮。 柯德尔夫妇送给他们的孩子：镀金尿布、镶钻假人、青铜靴子

A romper suit made from the softest cashmere A pram designed and built by the ROLLS-ROYCE motorcar company A solid silver bonnet A handmade mahogany cot lined with only the finest silks A Cut-glass milk bottle A solid marble teddy bear to cuddle at night A one-hundred-piece orchestra on call day and night to play "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" to send her off to sleep. As she grew up, Molly's demands became more and more outlandish: A ROBOT to do all her homework for her

一套由最柔软的羊绒制成的连身套装一辆由劳斯莱斯汽车公司设计制造的婴儿车一顶纯银的帽子一顶手工制作的红木小床衬着最好的丝绸一个雕花玻璃奶瓶一个晚上可以抱着的实心大理石泰迪熊一个一百人的管弦乐队日夜待命，演奏“闪烁，闪烁，小星星”哄她入睡。 随着她的成长，莫莉的要求变得越来越奇怪：一个机器人帮她做所有的作业

A bath as big as a swimming pool A private ski slope on the roof A dinner service made of the finest Swiss chocolate so if she was still hungry after her meal she could eat the plates and bowls too A solid-gold pair of sunglasses (though sadly she couldn't see through them) A television the size of a football pitch A football pitch the size of a television (less useful) Rose petals thrown in her path wherever she walked A JET PACK to save her having to walk up stairs Her own Wendy house in the garden that was much bigger than the family home.

洗澡那么大一个游泳池私人滑雪场在屋顶上最好的瑞士巧克力制成的餐具后如果她还饿她吃饭也能吃的餐盘和碗一双纯金太阳镜(但不幸的是她不能看穿他们)电视一个足球场大小的一个足球场大小的电视(那么有用)玫瑰花瓣扔在她的路径无论她走喷气包保存自己不得不走楼梯温迪的房子花园比我们家大得多。

Now, I know what you are thinking: this book is about the world's worst pets! NOT the world's worst children- GET ON WITH THE STORY! I am sorry. AND STOP FILLING THE BOOK WITH LISTS JUST TO MAKE UP THE PAGE COUNT! I said I am sorry. STOP SAYING SORRY AND GET A MOVE ON! sorry. YOU JUST SAID "SORRY" AGAIN! SORRY! This story is about what happens when one of the world's worst

现在，我知道你在想什么：这本书是关于世界上最糟糕的宠物！不是世界上最坏的孩子——继续讲故事吧！我很抱歉。 不要再为了计算页数而在书中罗列清单了！我说了对不起。 别再说抱歉了，赶紧行动吧！对不起。 你又说“对不起”了！对不起!这个故事是关于世界上最糟糕的