8 Mummy the Mummy

Mummy the MUMMY WHEN IS A MUMMY not a mummy? When the mummy is, in fact, a mummy. Please indulge me for one moment. Let's begin this HORROR story with a history lesson.

木乃伊什么时候不是木乃伊？ 当这具木乃伊，真的是一具木乃伊。 请容我一会儿。 让我们从历史课开始这个恐怖故事。

This is a mummy... ...an Ancient Egyptian who, after death, had been mummified to prepare them for the afterlife. The priests of the time would remove all the insides except the heart, embalm the body to preserve it, then wrap it from head to toe in strips of linen until it was completely covered. These mummies were discovered thousands of years later by archaeologists, who found their tombs buried

这是一个木乃伊... ...古埃及人死后被制成木乃伊，为来生做准备。 当时的祭司会取出除了心脏以外的所有内脏，用香料保存尸体，然后从头到脚用亚麻布包起来，直到它完全被覆盖。 这些木乃伊是在几千年后被考古学家发现的，他们发现了被埋葬的坟墓

deep under the sand in the deserts of Egypt. Legend has it that disturbing these burial sites causes ancient curses to be unleashed. Many of the archaeologists died in Mysterious circumstances. Some even believed that if you unearthed these mummies they came back to life as monsters! Now, this is also a mummy: This is Jess's mummy. Jess is a little girl in glasses who loves her mummy, even though she is the clumsiest person on earth.

在埃及沙漠的沙土深处。 传说扰乱这些墓地会导致古老的诅咒被释放。 许多考古学家死于神秘的环境。 有些人甚至认为，如果你把这些木乃伊挖出来，它们就会以怪物的形式复活！这也是一具木乃伊：这是杰西的木乃伊。 杰西是一个戴眼镜的小女孩，她爱她的妈妈，尽管她是地球上最笨拙的人。

Jess's mummy was a lovely lady who wore brightly coloured dresses and big flowery hats. This was just as well, as you could see her coming from a mile away. Every time she had a mishap, she said, "WHOOPSIES!" Mummy was a one-woman disaster zone: Stepping inside the house from a rainstorm, Mummy closed her umbrella on her head. She couldn't see a thing. SNUTCH! "WHOOPSIES!" Mummy stumbled through the house and into the back garden. There, she stepped into the pond. SPLOOSH! "WHOOPSIES!" Impatiently waiting for a piece of toast to pop out of a toaster, Mummy found herself peering in. The piece of toast shot up and whacked her on the nose. BONK! "WHOOPSIES!"

杰西的妈妈是一位可爱的女士，她穿着色彩鲜艳的衣服，戴着大花帽子。 这还好，因为你从一英里外就能看到她。 每次遇到意外，她都会说：“哇！”妈妈是一个女人的灾区：暴风雨过后，妈妈走进房子，把伞盖在头上。 她什么也看不见。SNUTCH !“WHOOPSIES !”妈妈跌跌撞撞地穿过房子，来到后花园。 在那里，她走进池塘。 SPLOOSH !“WHOOPSIES !”妈妈不耐烦地等着烤面包机里冒出一片吐司，她发现自己往里看了看。 那片烤面包弹起来，打在她的鼻子上。 砰！“WHOOPSIES !”

Shoving a heavy book on to the wrong shelf at the library, Mummy set off a chain reaction. Every single book toppled over like dominoes, burying her under a mountain of books. THUNK! "WHOOPSIES!" Repairing a vase that she had broken, Mummy managed to superglue her dress to the table without realising. GLOOP! When she stood up and walked away, her dress stayed stuck to the table. RIP! Mummy stood there in her undercrackers. "WHOOPSIES!" Once Mummy got her shampoo bottle and her tomato-ketchup bottles mixed up. So she ate some shampoo-flavoured chips... "YUCK!" and her hair turned bright red. "WHOOPSIES!"

在图书馆，妈妈把一本很重的书推错了书架，引起了连锁反应。 每一本书都像多米诺骨牌一样倒下，把她埋在了堆积如山的书下面。 铛!“WHOOPSIES !”妈妈在修理打碎的花瓶时，不知不觉地把裙子粘在了桌子上。 吸!当她站起来走开时，她的裙子还粘在桌子上。 把!妈妈穿着内衣站在那里。 “WHOOPSIES !”有一次妈妈把她的洗发水瓶子和番茄酱瓶子弄混了。 所以她吃了一些香波味的薯片…… “恶心！”她的头发变成了鲜红的。 “WHOOPSIES !”