9 Mrs Splatt's Hall of Horrors

MRS SPLATT'S Hall of Horrors "EVIL" IS A STRONG WORD, but it is not strong enough to describe Mrs Splatt. She was a dinner lady who ruled with an iron fist. Literally. She only had one real hand-the other was made of metal. Legend had it that she'd stuck her hand in a tray of her

“邪恶”是一个很强烈的词，但不足以形容斯普拉特夫人。 她是个用铁腕统治的饭厅女士。 字面上。她只有一只真正的手，另一只是金属做的。 传说她曾把手伸进盘子里

own gravy to retrieve a spoon, and the gravy was so toxic her hand had melted away. FIZZLE! FAZZLE! FUZZLE! Mrs Splatt's metal hand wasn't the only body part that had been added to her over the years. Oh no. One of her ears was rubber. It was shiny and much bigger than the other, and she couldn't hear out of it. The tale was she'd sliced her own ear off by mistake when she was chopping liver with an axe. CHUNK! Her left eye was made of glass. SLOP SCHOOL lore had it that it had popped out when she was beating a hunk of particularly tough meat into shape. As she saw it roll across the counter, she assumed it was a gobstopper, and swallowed it whole. GULP! Splatt also had a wooden leg. The story passed down through generations of pupils was that their dinner lady had fallen into a vat of her own piping-hot custard, and it had burned off. SIZZLE! SAZZLE! SUZZLE!

自己的肉汁拿了一勺，肉汁太毒了，她的手都融化了。 失败!FAZZLE !FUZZLE !多年来，斯普拉特太太的金属手并不是她身体上唯一被植入的部位。 哦,不。她的一只耳朵是橡胶做的。 它是闪亮的，比另一个大得多，她听不到。 据说她在用斧头切肝脏时不小心把自己的耳朵切掉了。 块!她的左眼是玻璃做的。 学校里的传说是她在把一大块特别硬的肉打成形的时候突然冒出来的。 当她看到它滚过柜台时，她以为那是一个大塞子，就把它整个吞了下去。 杯!斯普拉特还有一条木腿。 一代又一代的学生流传着这样一个故事：他们的用餐女士掉进了盛有她自己的滚烫蛋奶冻的大桶里，然后蛋奶冻被烧掉了。 嘶嘶声!SAZZLE !SUZZLE !

Splatt also wore a frightful black wiry wig. Legend had it that she had burned all her hair and eyebrows off when she opened the oven door to take out a casserole she was cooking and it exploded. Underneath her wig, Splatt was as bald as an egg. She would whip off her wig when she needed to give one of her ancient pots or pans a jolly good scrub. SCRUBBLE! SCRIBBLE! SCRABBLE! As a result, it was full of burnt black bits and greasy brown bits. Splatt had false teeth. The story was she'd lost them biting into one of her own rock cakes. Her rock cakes were infamous for being harder than concrete.

斯普拉特还戴着一顶可怕的黑色钢丝假发。 传说她打开烤箱门取出正在做的砂锅菜时，把头发和眉毛都烧光了。 戴着假发的斯普拉特光秃秃的像个鸡蛋。 当她需要给她的一个古老的锅碗瓢盆好好擦洗时，她会摘下假发。 SCRUBBLE !乱写!拼字游戏!结果，它满是烧焦的黑色碎片和油腻的棕色碎片。 斯普拉特戴着假牙。故事是她在吃自己的蛋糕时弄丢了。 她的岩石蛋糕因比混凝土还硬而臭名昭著。

You might as well bite into a building. It would actually be tastier. Splatt's false teeth rattled in her mouth. RITTLE! ROTTLE! RUTTLE! Sometimes they even flew out when she shouted at someone. "COME BACK 'ERE, YOU VERMIN...!"* DOINK! "OUCH!" *She liked to call the children "vermin" even though diseased rodents were one of the main ingredients in her dinners. Mrs Splatt had been the dinner lady at SLOP SCHOOL for longer than anyone could remember. No one knew her age. She certainly looked ancient. Some put her in her eighties, others in her hundreds. A handful of children believed she may have been alive for thousands of years, like one of the undead, unable to die, destined to stalk the Earth for all eternity. That may well be true. You might be interested to find out that the world's worst dinner ladies are all part of a secret society. S.S.O.D.D.L. That stands for Secret Society of Dreadful Dinner Ladies

你还不如咬一栋楼。 这样会更美味。 斯普拉特的假牙在嘴里格格作响。 RITTLE !ROTTLE !RUTTLE !有时，当她对别人大喊大叫时，它们甚至会飞出来。 “回来，你们这些害群之马……”* DOINK !“哎哟!”*她喜欢叫孩子们“害虫”，尽管患病的啮齿动物是她晚餐的主要食材之一。 斯普拉特太太在泔水学校当饭婆的时间，谁也记不起来了。 没有人知道她的年龄。她看上去确实很老。 有人说她八十多岁了，也有人说她几百岁了。 一些孩子认为她可能已经活了几千年，就像一个不死族，永远不会死，注定永远在地球上徘徊。 这很可能是真的。你可能有兴趣知道，世界上最糟糕的晚餐女士都是一个秘密社团的成员。 S.S.O.D.D.L.是可怕的晚餐女士秘密社团的缩写

S.S.O.D.D.L. meets up every Sunday night around midnight at a top-secret location* *I am not able to reveal this location to you. If I did, I would have to go into hiding, as dinner ladies would track me down and force me to eat a tonne of boiled beetroot. just before the school week begins. It is a chance for them to share disgusting recipes, swap cooking utensils (which double as instruments of torture) and elect a new supreme leader. Mrs Splatt has been the supreme leader of S.S.O.D.D.L. for fifty years. Despite the other dinner ladies being ferocious, no one ever dared challenge her. Would you?

S.S.O.D.D.L.每周日午夜在一个绝密地点聚会* *我不能向你透露这个地点。 如果我这样做了，我就得躲起来，因为吃饭的女士们会跟踪我，强迫我吃一吨煮甜菜根。 就在新学期开始之前。 对他们来说，这是一个分享恶心食谱、交换厨具（这些厨具兼作刑具）和选举新的最高领导人的机会。 斯普拉特夫人一直是s.o.d.d.l.的最高领袖 五十年了。尽管其他的侍女都很凶猛，但从来没有人敢挑战她。 你会吗?