10 Mr Phobe's Fear

MR PHOBE'S FEAR NOT ALL OF THE world's worst teachers are VILLAINS. Some are just very, very, very bad teachers. This is the story of a very, very, very, very, very bad teacher. A teacher so bad, in fact, that he never, ever taught.

菲比先生担心，并非世界上最差的老师都是坏人。 有些是非常非常非常糟糕的老师。 这是一个非常、非常、非常、非常糟糕的老师的故事。 事实上，他是一个非常糟糕的老师，他从来没有教过课。

A teacher who doesn't teach? What nonsense is this? Please let me explain. Mr Phobe was a HEAD teacher. Mr Phobe was in many ways a model teacher with his: RECTANGULAR GLASSES NEATLY COMBED HAIR NOT-TOO-BIG AND NOT-TOO-SMALL MOUSTACHE PRESSED WHITE SHIRT STRIPED CLUB TIE POCKET SQUARE SMART GREY THREE-PIECE SUIT MATCHING SOCKS HIGHLY POLISHED SHOES

一个不教书的老师？ 这是什么废话？请听我解释。 菲比先生是一名班主任。 菲比先生在很多方面都是一位模范教师，他的长方形眼镜梳得整整齐齐头发不太大也不太小的小胡子熨平了的白衬衫条纹俱乐部领带口袋方正的灰色三件套西装，搭配袜子，擦得锃亮的鞋子

However, Mr Phobe had a fear. A frightful fear that made his... hair stand up... eyes water... teeth chatter... ears POP... throat tighten... nostrils flare... stomach churn... elbows burn... hands shake... hands sweat... feet curl... and his knees knock...

然而，菲比有一个担忧。 一种可怕的恐惧使他…… 竖起头发……眼睛水… 牙齿喋喋不休…耳朵流行… 喉咙收紧……鼻孔耀斑…… 肚子痛…肘部燃烧…… 手抖……手汗…… 脚旋度……他的膝盖在敲打……

It was a fear so huge that when Mr Phobe was confronted with it he would SCREAM the school down. "ARGH!" Then he would run and hide. The headmaster had hiding places all over the school: Under his desk In the cleaning cupboard

这种恐惧是如此强烈，以至于当菲比先生面对这种恐惧时，他会尖叫着让学校关门。 “啊!”然后他会跑开躲起来。 校长在学校到处都有藏身之处：桌子下面，清洁柜里

Behind some books on a shelf in the library Up a climbing frame In the trophy cabinet Inside a tuba

在图书馆书架上的几本书后面，在奖杯柜里的一个攀登架上，在大号里面