4 Rosy Pooch

POSY POOCH Posy POOCH WAS BARKING mad about dogs. She always wore bright woolly jumpers and leggings with pictures of puppies on them, finished off with doggy slippers. These were huge furry monstrosities shaped like St Bernards, and nearly as big as the real thing.

波西狗对狗狂叫。 她总是穿着鲜艳的羊毛套头衫和紧身裤，上面有小狗的照片，最后还穿着狗狗拖鞋。 它们是巨大的毛茸茸的怪物，形状像圣伯纳犬，几乎和真的一样大。

Her look was topped off with a hairband that had dog ears sticking out of the top. In the highly unlikely event that you had somehow missed Posy Pooch's love of dogs, she had customised the family car. First, she covered it in thick brown carpet so it looked like fur. Next she stuck a ball of black foam to the bonnet for a nose. The finishing touches were all made of fabric: eyes, ears, a tail and even a big floppy tongue hanging from the front grille. Posy Pooch named the car "THE MUTT MOBILE".

她的发型上还扎了一个发带，上面露出了两只狗耳朵。 万一你错过了Posy Pooch对狗的热爱，她为你定制了一辆家用汽车。 首先，她用厚厚的棕色地毯盖住它，使它看起来像毛皮。 接着，她在帽子上粘了一个黑色泡沫球作为鼻子。 最后的修饰都是用织物做的：眼睛、耳朵、尾巴，甚至还有一个挂在前格栅上的松软的大舌头。 波西·普茨将这辆车命名为“the MUTT MOBILE”。

The lady had named the family home "POOCH PLACE". It was a house themed entirely around dogs. Posy had purchased: Wallpaper of Weimaraners Curtains adorned with Chihuahuas A Pekinese plate set A sofa in the shape of a schnauzer Mugs with Malteses painted on them A chow-chow coffee table A King Charles spaniel kettle Great Dane glasses A Rottweiler rug A bedspread of basset hounds

这位女士把家里的房子命名为“狗窝”。 那是一座完全以狗为主题的房子。 波西买了：魏玛猎犬的墙纸，装饰着吉娃娃的窗帘，北京犬的盘子，雪纳瑞形状的沙发，上面画着马尔济斯犬的马克杯，犬牙犬的茶几，查尔斯国王猎犬的水壶，大丹犬的玻璃杯，罗威纳犬的地毯，巴吉特猎犬的床罩

If that weren't enough, all the hedges in the front lawn had been cut into the shapes of poodles. In the back garden, she had a giant stone statue of a springer spaniel, which looked as if it were leaping into the pond. Posy had just the one human child. Her name was Peaches- Peaches Pooch. From a very young age, her mother had dressed Peaches up as a dog. This wasn't just for fancy-dress parties. Oh no. The poor girl had a wardrobe full of dog costumes and was made to wear them for all kinds of occasions.

如果这还不够，前面草坪上所有的树篱都被剪成了贵宾犬的形状。 在后花园，她有一个巨大的石雕，一只b施普林格西班牙猎犬，看起来好像要跳进池塘。 波西只有一个人类孩子。 她的名字叫桃子——桃子狗。 从她很小的时候起，她的母亲就把她打扮成一只狗。 这不仅仅适用于化装舞会。 哦,不。这个可怜的女孩有一个衣橱，里面装满了狗狗的服装，并被要求在各种场合穿着它们。

A Boston terrier costume for a christening A Dalmatian outfit for a dental appointment A Border terrier suit for the school disco A golden retriever get- up for the Girl Guides' summer fete A collie costume for ballet practice A Pomeranian get-up for a playdate

参加洗礼时穿的波士顿梗狗服装去看牙医时穿的达尔马提亚犬服装去参加学校迪斯科舞会时穿的边境梗狗服装去参加女童军夏季宴会时穿的金毛猎犬服装去参加芭蕾舞练习时穿的柯利牧羊犬服装去参加玩耍约会时穿的博美犬服装