4 Fanny's Funny Faces

FANNY'S Funny Faces FANNY WAS A girl who delighted in pulling faces. She had a huge number in her collection: The simple "gurn"...

范妮是个喜欢扮鬼脸的女孩。 她的收藏中有很多：简单的“turn”……

The "Bus driver, will you please open the doors?"... The "hog"... The "flappy"... The "fish-face"... The "postbox"... The "walnut" The "I have swallowed my pencil!" The "balloon"... The "Do I need braces?" The "troll"...

“公交车司机，请你打开车门好吗？” “猪”……“飞扬的”…… “fish-face”……“邮箱”…… “核桃”“我把铅笔吞下去了！”“气球”…… “我需要牙套吗？”“巨魔”……

It was as if her face were made of rubber and she could contort it in every way imaginable. Of course, there is nothing wrong with pulling funny faces in the privacy of your own home. To lock yourself in the bathroom, stand in front of the mirror and contort your face into something MONSTROUS is a wonderful way to spend an evening. However, Fanny took these funny faces outside to unleash them on the world. You see, Fanny loved to shock. She loved to APPAL. Most of all, she loved to HORRIFY.

就好像她的脸是橡胶做的，她可以用任何想象得到的方式来扭曲它。 当然，在自己家里做鬼脸并没有什么错。 把自己锁在浴室里，站在镜子前，把你的脸扭曲成怪物的样子，这是度过一个晚上的绝佳方式。 然而，范妮把这些滑稽的面孔带到外面，把它们释放到世界上。 你知道，范妮喜欢让人震惊。 她喜欢玩游戏。最重要的是，她喜欢恐怖。

One time, Fanny hid behind a hedge near the local church. There she held her breath until her face went bright red like a devil, before leaping out to shock the local vicar. "HELP!" he cried. The man was SO frightened he scrambled up the drainpipe on the side of his church and ended up clinging to the spire. He actually stayed there for THREE MONTHS.

有一次，范妮躲在当地教堂附近的树篱后面。 在那里，她屏住呼吸，直到她的脸像魔鬼一样变红，然后跳了出来，吓坏了当地的牧师。 “救命！”他喊道。这个人非常害怕，他爬上教堂一侧的排水管，最后紧紧抓住了塔尖。 他实际上在那里待了三个月。

Another time, Fanny climbed a tree in the local park. There she waited until an old lady passed underneath, walking her little dog on a lead. Fanny swung upside down with her arms folded, baring her fangs in her best "vampire" face. The poor old dear shrieked in terror. "ARGH!" Her little dog was so scared that it scuttled off, dragging its owner at speed across the grass.

还有一次，范妮爬上了当地公园的一棵树。 她在那里等着，直到一位牵着狗绳的老太太从下面走过。 范妮双臂交叉，倒立着，露出她的尖牙，露出她最好的“吸血鬼”脸。 可怜的老伙计惊恐地尖叫起来。 “啊!”她的小狗吓得飞快地跑开了，拖着它的主人快速穿过草地。