1 The Terrible Triplets

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The Terrible TRIPLETS ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a set of terrible triplets. Their names were Tom, Dick and Harry. Sometimes when you have sets of triplets you have a mixture of nice ones and naughty ones. All three of these triplets were naughty.

Tom, Dick and Harry had been born just moments apart, fighting their way out of the womb, trying to elbow each other aside to see who could be first. You see, all three of them wanted to be top dog. As a result, their lives became a non-stop struggle over Who was the best at something. These being three of the world's worst children, they wanted to be the best at bad things only. Very bad things. When they were babies, Tom, Dick and Harry would battle over who could: Bawl the loudest... Break their toys the fastest... BASH! Chew through the bars in their cot first... MUNCH! Create the most mess on the walls with their crayons... "HA! HA!" Soak their poor mother with the most water spat from the bath... SPLOSH!

Flick their baby food the furthest... SPLAT! Wipe the most dirt from their hands on to the curtains... WIPE! Guzzle down the most milk... Do the smelliest burps... GUZZLE! "BURP!" Leave the biggest deposit in their nappy... When they were toddlers, the triplets would tussle over who could: Go fastest in the trolley down the supermarket aisles, and knock over the largest number of old ladies... WHIZZ!

Burst other children's balloons at the funfair with a drawing pin and make them cry... POP! Overfeed their goldfishes so they were bigger than their bowls... "BLEURGH!" Do the smelliest blow-offs while sitting on Father Christmas's knee... Build the rudest snowman. This was all about where you placed the carrot... "TEE-HEE!" Spoil storytime by eating as many of the books as they could... CRUNCH! Slam the piano lid down the hardest on their nursery teacher's fingers when it was singsong time... TWONG!" OUCH!"