1 Dribbling Drew

Dribbling DREW ONCE UPON A TIME there was a boy named Drew. Drew dribbled a lot. This wasn't just normal everyday dribbling, the odd globule of gob gloop running down your chin. Oh no, this was dribbling on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE. Here was a boy who could dribble litre upon litre of dribble a day.

运球德鲁从前有个男孩叫德鲁。 德鲁经常运球。这不仅仅是日常的滴口水，也不是奇怪的口水从你的下巴流下来。 哦，不，这是工业规模的运球。 这是一个每天能运球一升又一升的男孩。

Now you may wonder why Dribbling Drew dribbled so much. Well, it was because he was an incredibly lazy individual. If he could, he would sleep 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. And, as Drew snoozed, he drooled. "ZZZZZZZ" PLOP! "ZZZZZZZZZZ" PLOP! went the drool as it landed on the floor. On school mornings, the boy would have to be dragged out of bed by his feet. If he had his way, Drew would be wheeled to school every morning in his bed. And, as soon as he arrived at school, he would go straight back to sleep. "ZZZZZZZ" PLOP! "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." PLOP! Drew liked nothing more than having a nice long snooze during his lessons. He had even been known to take a sleeping bag into school. That way he could doze through every single subject.

现在你可能想知道为什么运球德鲁运球这么多。 那是因为他是个极其懒惰的人。 如果可以的话，他会一天24小时，一周7天，一年365天睡觉。 当德鲁打盹时，他流口水了。 ”ZZZZZZZ“扑通!”ZZZZZZZZZZ“扑通!流口水掉在地上。 在上学的早晨，这个男孩必须被人拽着脚从床上拖起来。 如果按照他的方式，德鲁每天早上都会躺在床上被推着去上学。 而且，他一到学校，就会直接回去睡觉。 ”ZZZZZZZ“扑通!“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ。” 扑通一声地!德鲁最喜欢在上课时美美地打个盹儿。 他甚至还带了一个睡袋进了学校。 这样他每门课都能打瞌睡。

PE was a hard one to sleep through, but Drew found a way. For example, during football matches he would ask to be in goal and then climb up on to the net and have a nap. If any of the kids scored a goal, he would moan if they celebrated too loudly and woke him up. Because Drew slept through every lesson, he always found himself bottom of the class.

体育课很难睡过去，但德鲁找到了办法。 例如，在足球比赛中，他会要求进入球门，然后爬到网上小睡一会儿。 如果哪个孩子进了球，如果他们庆祝得太大声，把他吵醒了，他就会抱怨。 因为德鲁每节课都在睡觉，所以他总是排在全班最后。

When Drew Snoozed in lessons, he would dribble all over his desk. The dribble would trickle down to the floor. where a large puddle of drool would collect. If the lesson was DREADED double history, the dribble would end up as something of a pool. No one knew quite what was in Drew's dribble. It was transparent like water, but thick and sticky like glue.

当德鲁在课堂上打瞌睡时，他会在他的桌子上到处流口水。 运球会滴落到地板上。 那里会聚集一大滩口水。 如果教训是可怕的双重历史，运球最终会成为一个游泳池。 没有人知道德鲁的运球到底是什么。 它像水一样透明，但又像胶水一样粘稠。